à Flannagáin
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After about two homebrews, I was sobbing by the end of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.... damn show always strikes my soft spot.
Makes a grown man cry
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Fingers
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Geez man. We'll try not to look in your direction. It's the least we can do.
Say, this isn't one of those 'pretending to be sensitive to get laid' things, is it? If so, high five!
Say, this isn't one of those 'pretending to be sensitive to get laid' things, is it? If so, high five!
If you're looking to get laid here, well...
I think I have to tell you something about our demographics...
I think I have to tell you something about our demographics...
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!the_bird said:If you're looking to get laid here, well...I think I have to tell you something about our demographics...
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the_bird said:If you're looking to get laid here, well...
I think I have to tell you something about our demographics...
Well there's Lorena. She's married and on vacation, but I guess you could go after her. There's also that other chick... what was her name? Nevermind, I guess it doesn't matter. We banned her anyway. She was psycho. I think her name was copperhed or something like that. Other than them wimmens, you got a snowball's chance in hell of gettin a date here unless you like to "catch".
Fingers
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Not HERE for God's sake. For cryin' out loud! I KNOW it's a sausage fest.
Look, if you watch something that tugs on the old heartstrings and you cop a tear, your woman will try to comfort you and think that you have a deeper, more sensitive side. There are many techniques for accomplishing this. You can use the old finger-in-the-eye trick but that's a little brutal. Try a little salsa in the corner of the eye. You MUST, and I mean MUST, claim that there is salsa in your eye for this to work properly. You have to look like you're trying to be macho to mask your sensitivity.
Look, if you watch something that tugs on the old heartstrings and you cop a tear, your woman will try to comfort you and think that you have a deeper, more sensitive side. There are many techniques for accomplishing this. You can use the old finger-in-the-eye trick but that's a little brutal. Try a little salsa in the corner of the eye. You MUST, and I mean MUST, claim that there is salsa in your eye for this to work properly. You have to look like you're trying to be macho to mask your sensitivity.
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à Flannagáin
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Did I say me? Oh, ummm, I mean those ******* that actually WATCH that show! Yea! That's it... those flippin panzies.
Fingers
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seefresh said:
Once again.... You have to deny sensitivity to the LADIES. We already KNOW that you're a little soft. We've done the embarrassed look away thing. If it weren't for the homebrews, we wouldn't even talk to you anymore.
In all fairness, I sometimes cry too. It's usually after my team loses, but in that case I've always got a few brews under the belt too. Just walk it off man, walk it off....
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