Make Beer at Home

[Homercidal]

FWIW - Had a Oracle DIPA last night that was so good! Wish That link worked so I could learn how to make it at home!

 

[cedar_lake]

Are dipwads anything like DoubleIPAs? I like dipas, would I like dipwads? I don't know much about beer. Learning things seems like too much work, and I don't like work. And I don't really like much beers, except Dipas.

And this stuff.

Can I make this at home???

:fro:

Yeah, you can make that at home. Start with something easy, like clam extract. Later on you can get a mill and a tun and go all-clam, which takes more time but is cheaper in the long run. The spent clams make great compost.

 

[Batinse]

I'm good for beer. What I really need is a bigger penis.

 

[MrWiggles]

People will call you Mr. Beer. Folks have been making their own beer for hundreds of years..

Well sh*t! Here I thought my nickname was "Mr. Wiggles", but I guess I'll be the new Mr. Beer... and all this time I thought people have been brewing their own beer for thousands of years... I guess the aliens have just been giving us beer up till 'merica was founded and all the bad*sses were like "F*ck that, I'm makin my own beer now!" ...and thats how the American revolution was started... Everybody knows George Washington's real name was "George 'Mr. Beer' Washington"

 

[scrambledegg81]

...spent clams...

Enough about my ex. Let's talk beer.

 

[JetSmooth]

Enough about my ex. Let's talk beer.

Baddum-Bum!

 

[Shooter]

How do I get the alcohol in it?
Will it get me effed up?
Will it make me sick?

This thread brings up TOO many questions! My head hurts...

 

[Revvy]

I'd like to know which beer making kit the spammer was trying to spam us with.

 

[MrWiggles]

I'd like to know which beer making kit the spammer was trying to spam us with.

what else but the 64oz growler kit of TNA candybeer! "Damn that taste good!"

 

[Revvy]

what else but the 64oz growler kit of TNA candybeer! "Damn that taste good!"

People keep referencing that, I missed the thread...linky please.

 

[cedar_lake]

People keep referencing that, I missed the thread...linky please.

I can't find th thread that had more than one reply, but I found this one:


https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f38/tna-hard-candy-ale-176116/

His website is precious.

 

[Revvy]

I can't find th thread that had more than one reply, but I found this one:


https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f38/tna-hard-candy-ale-176116/

His website is precious.

Wow, just wow...you were right, it is precious....or something.

 

[Revvy]

Oh god...

We had a overwhelming response to our CandyBeers at the Cailfornia Wine Festival In Santa Barbara, Ca, lots of fun people, wines and of course BEERS!

Looks like they were lined up there, eh?

So what is this stuff? Alcoholic faygo?

 

[cedar_lake]

Oh god...


So what is this stuff? Alcoholic faygo?

"NEW TNA "Red Hawaiian Pineapple Candy Ale" is a Wet, Smooth, Red Hawaiian CandyBeer with a Pineapple Sting Of flavor and aroma of assorted fruits coming from natural & artifical hard candy flavors. At about 4.5 ABV, this delicious beer, taste great by itself, or with almost any food pairings. We Do's It Big At TNA....!"

So there you go. If it wasn't 45 bucks to make a growler of the stuff I'd suggest somebody buy one and write up a report.

 

[arturo7]

Did they really just describe the beer as wet?

 

[Revvy]

Did they really just describe the beer as wet?

Yes he did....

I dunno, but suddenly I have a hankering to put some Barry White on my 8-track, pull out a 40 and get my Billy Dee on....

But of course with a "Pineapple Sting Of flavor and aroma of assorted fruits coming from natural & artifical hard candy flavors." :fro:

 

[bob1852]

And according to his website

TNACANDYBEER is the first beer to be brewed in the "Western United States"

 

[Shooter]

Well, perhaps he has a different understanding of the phrase "Western United States" or words like brewed, first, or beer.

 

[Revvy]

I've been trying to find some mention of this horror outside of the actualy website...I've found one, though I think this is a paid pr piece more than anything else.

Umbrellas and Beer - TNA CandyBeers Coming To A Citi/Town Near You!
TNA Hard Candy Ale is a Smooth, Sweet/Sour Champange CandyBeer with the champagne flavor and aroma of assorted fruits coming from natural & artifical hard candy flavors. At about 6.5 ABV, this delicious beer, taste great by itself or with any food...




FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
PRLog (Press Release) – Jul 24, 2010 – Umbrellas and Beer

by Hank Truxillo

Woodland Hills, Ca: Whenever I settle into that oversized rattan chair underneath the spinning bamboo fan at my favorite Polynesian restaurant, before I order my crispy prawns or teriyaki chicken, I make my first order of business to select a perfect, fruit-flavored, refreshing tropical drink in a hurricane glass, topped with the little fold-out umbrella, with two cherries and an orange slice.

If I am sitting outside, I have my straw Panama hat with my dark sunglasses, feeling very much like Sydney Greenstreet in an old tropical island treasure hunt movie. The only unfortunate element to the story is that I occasionally prefer beer, and the flavor of beer just doesn’t allow for little umbrellas.

Until now.

Coming to the TikiFest at the Warner Center in Woodland Hills is TNA Hard Candy Ale. This is the perfect ale for that tropical Polynesian atmosphere; a special treat since it is the only candy ale brewed by Ty Armstrong Sr in the Western United States, and until recently has been only available to private parties. It’s a dry, sweet champagne-flavored beer with hints of tropical fruits coming from hard candies.

You’ve had your standard run of tropical drinks. How often do you get to taste something unique in the perfect setting? Come on down to Woodland Hills Saturday, August 14 and taste for yourself.

We’ll even put a little umbrella in it.

www.tikifest.net
www.tnacandybeer.com
[email protected]
(805) 461-(TNAC) 8622

 

[Nova5]

you'd think spammers would AT least check where they're spamming.

 

[arturo7]

Not only are they idiots, they're idiots as well.

 

[madbaldman]

You guys joke around with this all you want, but let me tell you something: I tried making my own beer one time and wound up with herpes!

 

[jmo88]

You guys joke around with this all you want, but let me tell you something: I tried making my own beer one time and wound up with herpes!

I wonder if I can use this in the future. "It's not my fault, honey, it's that beer you drank."

 

[dataz722]

People keep referencing that, I missed the thread...linky please.

You really missed a good one, I think yuri made it all vanish though.

 

[Revvy]

You guys joke around with this all you want, but let me tell you something: I tried making my own beer one time and wound up with herpes!

Laughing gnome invisibile, are you posting under another alias again...oh wait, he was the one that gave his beer herpes, by using is wang as a hydrometer.

 

[dataz722]

Hey revvy, remember this?

 

[Revvy]

Hey revvy, remember this?

A classic hbt thread!!! I kept trying to bump it back on occasion, but the mood I guess had to be right.


Off I go to read it and laugh.

 

[dataz722]

A classic hbt thread!!! I kept trying to bump it back on occasion, but the mood I guess had to be right.


Off I go to read it and laugh.

I thought about bumping it but figured I would give you the honor. I just read through the last few pages of it.

 

[Revvy]

I thought about bumping it but figured I would give you the honor. I just read through the last few pages of it.

I was able to find the perfect bump even...


Simcoe!!!!!!!

 

[Yooper]

I wanted to make beer at home, but everyone told me it was too hard.

I took up nuclear physics instead.