Lutefisk Beer *NOT A JOKE!!!!*

[cheezydemon3]

What is the grossest possible beer?

 

[JonM]

Lutefisk, Limburger, and durian?

 

[cheezydemon3]

I was joking.

and the Chicago Hot dog thread inspired this. I was doing a poll but got interrupted dammit!!!

 

[Hammy71]

Yeah, couldn't bring myself to even read the 'hot dog' thread. But, the episode where Dogfish Head was making the beer with saliva. That would be on my worst list for sure.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yeah, couldn't bring myself to even read the 'hot dog' thread. But, the episode where Dogfish Head was making the beer with saliva. That would be on my worst list for sure.

The experiment where dirty duck pond water was made into good sanitary beer piqued my interest.

SALIVA??????

WTF????

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

OPB is a reality that I want no part of.

 

[cheezydemon3]

OPB is a reality that I want no part of.

http://www.opb.org/ ?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

http://www.opb.org/ ?

http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.php/t24394.html

 

[cheezydemon3]

http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.php/t24394.html

MUCH more sinsister......


You can use dirty duck poop water to brew but you effing boil it.


That sh!t is POST BOIL.....

 

[unionrdr]

Lutefisk beer? If I wanted something that tasted like rotten p***y,I hit Prospect in Cleveland. And the saliva beer is South American Checha. Chew corn spit repeat. Ferment. Drink gag yerp wretch...repeat as necessary.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Chew corn....repeat.....I guess if you are desperate.

And again I WAS KIDDING.

The thread on chicago style hotdog beer inspired me to start the ridiculousness.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

MUCH more sinsister......


You can use dirty duck poop water to brew but you effing boil it.


That sh!t is POST BOIL.....

Worst part is she's a really attractive girl and makes you think ... I could eat it, but would I "drink" it?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Worst part is she's a really attractive girl and makes you think ... I could eat it, but would I "drink" it?

Lol, and the mere presence of enough yeast to pitch speaks of minor self maintenance....doesn't it? Maybe not, but BLECH!

 

[unionrdr]

Might take more than minor self maintainence at that point. more like a putty knife & steam cleaner filled with Starsan.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Maybe some well placed dynamite.

 

[Zuljin]

Might take more than minor self maintainence at that point. more like a putty knife & steam cleaner filled with Starsan.

Super freaky :fro:

 

[Beernik]

My grandmother made her own lutefisk.

My wife's grandmother made her own blood sausages.

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, couldn't bring myself to even read the 'hot dog' thread. But, the episode where Dogfish Head was making the beer with saliva. That would be on my worst list for sure.

I actually deleted that episode from my DVR without ever watching it. I got enough of the whole concept from the teasers and it was so disgusting I just couldn't bring myself to give it a view

Cheers!

 

[Beernik]

You all get grossed out too easy.

Disgusting and interesting have a lot in common

"i" and "sting" to be exact.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Took me a second beernik!lol.

Seriously, the duck poop water beer, I would drink. Lutefisk beer? Wouldn't lye kill head retention????Or kill people????? Vaginal discharge beer?? I would try the lutefisk lye beer first...and hopefully die.

 

[Melana]

Chew corn....repeat.....I guess if you are desperate.

And again I WAS KIDDING.

The thread on chicago style hotdog beer inspired me to start the ridiculousness.

I missed that one. I try to read most of your threads... they amuse me!

 

[Gameface]

Lol, and the mere presence of enough yeast to pitch speaks of minor self maintenance....doesn't it? Maybe not, but BLECH!

Maybe she made a starter?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Took me a second beernik!lol.

Seriously, the duck poop water beer, I would drink.

I dunno. A Imperial Yeti Kopi Luwak might be interesting. The coffee certainly was.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I missed that one. I try to read most of your threads... they amuse me!

Oh the Hotdog one was SERIOUS (and decidedly not mine). I somehow failed to post something obnoxious in it, but made fun of it more subtly here.

 

[cheezydemon3]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f13/chicago-style-hot-dog-beer-423880/

I love the first line...."Seriously, this is not a joke"

If you need to qualify and idea that way, you are an effing idiot for even thinking it.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I took the bait on this thread. I'm curious about lutefisk still.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

God I want that guy to make hotdog beer.

 

[unionrdr]

Watch the episode of triple D with Andrew Zimmern. He gets Guy to try it. The look on his face is priceless. I think rotten p***y would be an upgrade.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I took the bait on this thread. I'm curious about lutefisk still.

Lol, sorry. You should know that i won't even try okra fermented when I loves me some okra.

I tried to pick something that wouldn't sound good to ANYONE, lol. You win the prize.

Watch the episode of triple D with Andrew Zimmern. He gets Guy to try it. The look on his face is priceless. I think rotten p***y would be an upgrade.

And that is saying alot.

Lutefisk should be wiped from the earth. Can you pay any less respect to an animal that has given it's life?

Chicken rings get close, but lye soaked salted fish is an effing insult.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I took the bait on this thread. I'm curious about lutefisk still.

"Lutefisk is cod that has been dried in a lye solution. It looks like the desiccated cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks, but after it is soaked and reconstituted and the lye is washed out and it's cooked, it looks more fish-related, though with lutefisk, the window of success is small. It can be tasty, but the statistics aren't on your side. It is the hereditary delicacy of Swedes and Norwegians who serve it around the holidays, in memory of their ancestors, who ate it because they were poor. Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people. It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm." - Garrisson Keillor

"Well, we tried the lutefisk trick and the raccoons went away, but now we've got a family of Norwegians living under our house!"

"When Lutefisk is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Lutefisk!"