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People who make left turns from two lanes to the right of any left turn lanes at an intersection. If that sentence sounds retarded, that's because it was.

F***er almost killed me (I was on a motorcycle, in a straight-only lane to the left of him) and then proceeded to narrowly miss several other cars. And of course he didn't use a turn signal before abruptly making the world's most reckless left-turn.

If you'd have kept your mouth shut about his txt'ing ... ;)
 
People who make left turns from two lanes to the right of any left turn lanes at an intersection. If that sentence sounds retarded, that's because it was.

F***er almost killed me (I was on a motorcycle, in a straight-only lane to the left of him) and then proceeded to narrowly miss several other cars. And of course he didn't use a turn signal before abruptly making the world's most reckless left-turn.

First time I met Hunter he was on his bike, which of course means I had to go into my life as a funeral director.

Sometimes being socially awkward is a gift.
 
That was a very pleasant ride home, by the way. No thoughts of impending doom at all.

You were going to think about that anyway...

Every time I get in a car I go "Alright Austin, this could be it. You could get smashed by some incoming driver and just die right there.".

It scares the hell out of my kids in the backseat.
 
There are 3 signs that say "NO LEFT TURN," they even have pictures in case you can't read, there are 3 people honking their horns at you & 1 calling you names as you proceed to turn left anyway, blocking traffic in 3 directions as you do so. According to your plates, you live here & should know better! (This happened Friday.)

The speed limit is 35 mph, there are signs telling you this, but you still only drive 30 mph. A few blocks down the road & there's a school zone, posted speed limit is 25, again, there are signs telling you this; you still drive 30 mph. After the school zone ends, it's 35 mph again, and again, there's a sign saying so; you STILL drive 30 mph! This is NOT a law of averages, the speed limit is NOT a suggestion! (This happens daily.)

I swear there is something in the water here that makes people's IQ's drop significantly as soon as they get behind the wheel of a vehicle. I'm only drinking bottled/filtered water from now on, that way I can't turn into a stupid driver. BTW, I'm not from here originally & I can not only read & comprehend street signs, I can actually drive legally, safely & intelligently. End rant, for now.
Regards, GF.
 
25mph residential street through an apartment complex. black honda civic riding my ass as I go 30mph. get to the stop sign to turn right (with my signal on), she breaks through the plumbing wholesale companies parking lot, skips the stop sign, and pulls right out in front of me after I turn right. Wound up right next to me at the next stop light. she had one of those big stickers of a stripper-fairy looking thing covering her entire back windshield. wonder how that civic runs on sweetened gas? :D
 
There is a big beautiful city park practically across the street from my house. This time of year it is always full of kids playing, coming to and fro (especially around 6:00 p.m. when the pool closes), lots of families getting in and out of cars. For some reason, dip$&*ts feel the need to show off and rocket down the street, very frequently blowing the stop sign right by the main entrance to the park. That drives me crazy. Occasionally the cops get 'em, but not often enough.
 
The other day I was behind this driver for several blocks. She couldn't stay in one lane, couldn't keep the same speed, and had her turn signal on for about three blocks so far. I pulled up next to her at the next light to see that she busy texting away on her phone. This upset me so much, I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
 
Why do ALL the stupid people seem to have the need to get in their cars and drive around aimlessly when the weather gets hot? Driving home from work on I-5 this car was completely stopped in the right lane with his left blinker on waiting for someone to let him merge. At 55mph cars were passing him on the shoulder.....
 
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