Lent : Doing anything?

[Cheesefood]

Not religious here, but I'm giving up on drinking on the weekdays for a little while. I really need to drop some weight, and I'm setting a deadline of March 31 (my friend's wedding) to lose a couple pounds. Obviously, drinking is one of the first things on the list.

 

[Toilet Rocker]

I've given up sex. I'm not kidding either.

She's out of the country, isn't she?

 

[Toilet Rocker]

I have given up belief that there is a savior...ok, so I gave that up ages ago...

 

[Erbium:YAG]

I'm giving up getting BJs...oh wait, gave that up five years ago when I got married...chocolate then, I guess.

 

[Ize]

I have given up belief that there is a savior...ok, so I gave that up ages ago...

WHAT????

Blasphemer!!!!!!!


There is BEER!

Now go atone and have 2.


Ize