Kiss Me I'm Irish Alternatives

[CreamyGoodness]

This morning on the way to work I saw a guy wearing a Kiss Me I'm Irish shirt. St. Pattys day was a while back, but he was still rocking it. Made me think that every other nationality on the planet lacks such a slogan. So I made some up.

Blow Me Im Bolivian!

Spank Me Im Spanish!

Plow Me Im Polish!

Lick Me Im Latvian!

Cuddle Me Im Kurdish!

Grope Me Im Grenadian!

and for those with more local pride:

Allow Me to Explain; I'm from Alsace Lorraine

We need to get to work on the T-shirts. I think we could make a killing.

 

[Whsoj]

D!ck me I'm Deutsch

^^^ that's your country right

 

[McBrewskie]

Rim Me I'm Romanian

Asphyxiate Me I'm Austrian

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Thats the spirit

 

[Whsoj]

uuuuuuuumm.....too soon..... too soon,.........dial it back a little

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Felate me Im Finnish!

 

[Whsoj]

Pervert me I'm Persian.

 

[McBrewskie]

Jerk Me I'm Jamaican

 

[hunter_le five]

F*** me, I'm French?

 

[Shooter]

Punch me I'm Scottish

 

[CreamyGoodness]

F*** me, I'm French?

Definitely the flavor we are looking for. A well-played first effort.

 

[McBrewskie]

Poop on me I'm Portugese.

 

[Whsoj]

Autoerotique Asphyxiate me I'm Australian

 

[TyTanium]

Beer me I'm Brewin'

 

[McBrewskie]

Bjork Me I'm Icelandic.

 

[bierhaus15]

St. Pattys day

Jeeze people, think... Patty = Patricia. Paddy = Patrick.

St. Paddy's day.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Eh... Im going to give that a lukewarm nod. All guys named Patrick I have known went by "Pat"... not Patty or Paddy or Pad.

 

[bluemoose]

Why do you think it was called a paddy wagon? Boston Irish.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Suck me, I'm Swedish.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Fondle me Im Flemmish

 

[DrunkleJon]

Marinate me, I'm 'Murican

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'm British!? Well, f#ck me!!!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Im not ENTIRELY thrilled with the direction my thread is going...

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Me neither, CG. I'm not going to babysit it. Next time I have to clean up ethnic slurs or political idiocy, I'll just close it.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Goofy and funny people. We're going for goofy and funny. Alliteration good.

 

[McBrewskie]

Facial me I'm Finnish

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Hit me, I'm French.



Stop hitting me now please.


Monsieur!! Arret!!! SVP!!! Arret!! Siri!!! Appel NEUF UNE UNE!!!........ NEUF UNE UNE!!!

 

[LeBreton]

Hit me, I'm French.



Stop hitting me now please.


Monsieur!! Arret!!! SVP!!! Arret!! Siri!!! Appel NEUF UNE UNE!!!........ NEUF UNE UNE!!!

Actually, it's une une deux in France

Source: I've hit a lot of Frenchmen



Apologies, I'm American
Butter me, I'm Breton

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Actually, it's une une deux in France

I lived there for four years, I knew that!

I had to edit it for an American audience.

I had to edit my crap French spelling a lot too until I got fed up with doing that, so I probably got a gender wrong here or there too.

 

[Hang Glider]

Just curious, why are we going for alliteration?
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish" has no alliteration whatsoever, unless you count the I'm Irish part - but then we'd have to stick to countries that begin with "I"


Pull my hair, I'm Italian


I know, alliteration gives it more of a 'ring' but really - ?