Just curious, why are we going for alliteration?
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish" has no alliteration whatsoever, unless you count the I'm Irish part - but then we'd have to stick to countries that begin with "I"
Pull my hair, I'm Italian
I know, alliteration gives it more of a 'ring' but really - ?
I didn't go with alliteration either, for the reason you noted.
