Kegerator out of a Bull Semen Tank

[fuzzy2133]

Wow.. are people really so skeezed out about the semen that never actually touched anything there..?

I'm not.

Sea Men White Whit?

Why did you name it that?

Well I got this cyro storage thing...

 

[chefjaypeek]

How about "Nitro Bull Milk Stout" or "Johnny FootBull's Irish Maroon Ale" whatever you use it for, it's cool as heck man!

 

[Flomaster]

OMG... you need to build a single tap tower out of a Bulls Penis... that would be so freaking epic..

my dad used to work in a slaughter house back when I was a wee lad and he used to take the bull cock dry it out, sand it and shellac it and sold them as canes. looked like a sweet piece of wood or some thing..

-=Jason=-

 

[Sentinel]

Really?

I say screw the kegerator and turn that puppy into a steam powered mash tun

 

[brewguyver]

OT: Whose job is it to collect those samples of bull spuzz? I sure hope it pays well. "What do you do for a living? Ummm...I milk bulls..."
And how do you hire someone like that? "Hey buddy, can you give us a hand?"
And would you put that on your resume?

/OK, I'll stop now.

That totally reminds me of this

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3zXJ7biqI&desktop_uri=/watch?v=3a3zXJ7biqI

Relevant clip is at 1:30, but it's worth the build up.

 

[huntb]

Is that a little left over spunk in the second picture? Delish

 

[djt17]

I figured I would get more hits by calling it a semen tank, but honestly I A.I., so it's just second nature for me to call it like that.

So did my father, so many years ago. Now I wished he would have kept some tanks.

 

[VegasJ]

Oh man, I now wish I could unsee/unread the Thread Title...

LoL

I had to read it twice.

 

[JBOGAN]

This thread has evolved to greatness!Now i have tears in my coffee.

 

[CeeTee]

ROFL Milk Stout... Nice find though!

 

[fusa]

Be sure to make a Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout clone to have on tap from your semen tank.

 

[Oddball]

Who gets to clean the semen out?

and it looks like whoever did missed some on the lid....

 

[Hoptimistic]

This is just a guess but, I seriously doubt they had this thing full of cow jizz like a milk jug. Instead, I expect this held liquid nitrogen in which vials of prize winning cow pearl were cryo-stored.

I'd still clean and sanitize, but I doubt there is much of anything biological that can survive direct contact with liquid nitrogen.

yeah but its the thought!!!!

 

[Hoptimistic]

sperm beer jokes start now:

"introducing.... Money Shot IPA 26 grams of protein per serving."

"Beer salt is a thing of the past"

"people might taste your beer.... but would they swallow?"

"surgeon general's warning: drinking alcoholic beverages may impair your ability to operate machinery, and may cause pregnancy"

"drink responsibly, swallow a condom first"