Kegerator out of a Bull Semen Tank

[dieden187]

I have literally been laughing throughout this entire thread...

 

[DanH]

^ "We Don't Have a Cow Milk Stout"

We still don't. It's bull's milk.

 

[roastquake]

I imagine that the beer served from it would make you feel very angry and aggressive.

 

[davekippen]

Im so happy to see this is a real thread! I read the title and thought it was some joke for sure. Pure awesome.

 

[pondochris]

On a serious note, I would check the model number of that tank before you do anything. I'd specifically look for a cutaway diagram that details the insulation layers in the side. Drilling a hole in the side may ruin it. I looked up MVE cryogenic tanks and could not find one that looked like yours on the web(didn't look that hard). There are tons of different kind of tanks with varying types of insulation. Some seem to have fabric/fiberglass or foam, some can have a glass vacuum chamber like a coffee thermos.

 

[Cevan]

I agree with the last post... It's likely a high vacuum vessel. You don't want to be punching any holes in it. If it is there's probably a vacuum port somewhere on the outside of it.

 

[kombat]

"Can I get you a beer?"

"Sure!"

"I made it using my new semen-"

"No thanks, I changed my mind."

 

[MaxStout]

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[MaxStout]

BULL SCROT BREWING

MUST DO MUST DO MUST DO MUST DO


With a mind altering IIPA called simply BULL Squirt......

Best thread title EVER everevereverevereverevereverever

It took 25 posts before anyone really started having fun with this thread. Of course, it had to be Cheezy. :cross:

Could call it:

Angus Angst Pale Ale

or

Bull Nut Brown Ale

OT: Whose job is it to collect those samples of bull spuzz? I sure hope it pays well. "What do you do for a living? Ummm...I milk bulls..."
And how do you hire someone like that? "Hey buddy, can you give us a hand?"
And would you put that on your resume?

/OK, I'll stop now.

 

[brewmcq]

Wow.. are people really so skeezed out about the semen that never actually touched anything there..?

 

[fuzzy2133]

Wow.. are people really so skeezed out about the semen that never actually touched anything there..?

I'm not.

Sea Men White Whit?

Why did you name it that?

Well I got this cyro storage thing...

 

[chefjaypeek]

How about "Nitro Bull Milk Stout" or "Johnny FootBull's Irish Maroon Ale" whatever you use it for, it's cool as heck man!

 

[Flomaster]

OMG... you need to build a single tap tower out of a Bulls Penis... that would be so freaking epic..

my dad used to work in a slaughter house back when I was a wee lad and he used to take the bull cock dry it out, sand it and shellac it and sold them as canes. looked like a sweet piece of wood or some thing..

-=Jason=-

 

[Sentinel]

Really?

I say screw the kegerator and turn that puppy into a steam powered mash tun

 

[brewguyver]

OT: Whose job is it to collect those samples of bull spuzz? I sure hope it pays well. "What do you do for a living? Ummm...I milk bulls..."
And how do you hire someone like that? "Hey buddy, can you give us a hand?"
And would you put that on your resume?

/OK, I'll stop now.

That totally reminds me of this

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3zXJ7biqI&desktop_uri=/watch?v=3a3zXJ7biqI

Relevant clip is at 1:30, but it's worth the build up.

 

[huntb]

Is that a little left over spunk in the second picture? Delish

 

[djt17]

I figured I would get more hits by calling it a semen tank, but honestly I A.I., so it's just second nature for me to call it like that.

So did my father, so many years ago. Now I wished he would have kept some tanks.

 

[VegasJ]

Oh man, I now wish I could unsee/unread the Thread Title...

LoL

I had to read it twice.

 

[JBOGAN]

This thread has evolved to greatness!Now i have tears in my coffee.

 

[CeeTee]

ROFL Milk Stout... Nice find though!

 

[fusa]

Be sure to make a Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout clone to have on tap from your semen tank.

 

[Oddball]

Who gets to clean the semen out?

and it looks like whoever did missed some on the lid....

 

[Hoptimistic]

This is just a guess but, I seriously doubt they had this thing full of cow **** like a milk jug. Instead, I expect this held liquid nitrogen in which vials of prize winning cow pearl were cryo-stored.

I'd still clean and sanitize, but I doubt there is much of anything biological that can survive direct contact with liquid nitrogen.

yeah but its the thought!!!!

 

[Hoptimistic]

sperm beer jokes start now:

"introducing.... Money Shot IPA 26 grams of protein per serving."

"Beer salt is a thing of the past"

"people might taste your beer.... but would they swallow?"

"surgeon general's warning: drinking alcoholic beverages may impair your ability to operate machinery, and may cause pregnancy"

"drink responsibly, swallow a condom first"