just a thought

[soberJim]

Sitting here thinking and drinking, I thought back to ny creamiest brew to date, which made me think even more.. has anybody made a beer so creamy they decided to call it Satans orgasm, and if so how did that get achieved?

 

[keesh]

Sitting here thinking and drinking, I thought back to ny creamiest brew to date, which made me think even more.. has anybody made a beer so creamy they decided to call it Satans orgasm, and if so how did that get achieved?

If my suspicions are correct, then the same way this post was written, with the aid of pot.

 

[summermusics]

yes,i agree

 

[soberJim]

I find beer is enough to keep me happy, probably why I want to get such a creamy one

 

[TopherM]

I never really considered trying to create, then drink, Satan's ejaculate. Good luck with that.

 

[microbusbrewery]

Wow, not what I was expecting going by the title of the post. Sounds like something Taco from The League would do. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc"]Three Penis Wine anyone[/ame]?

 

[brewingmeister]

How about overloading the recipe with oats?

 

[TheCatman]

Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout on Nitro?

 

[soberJim]

Wow, not what I was expecting going by the title of the post. Sounds like something Taco from The League would do. Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc?

Now that, is funny. Nah I really don't like the happiness caused by three penises plus my mouth.. although I havnt tried it. And I'm really not tempted to. Was more after something really creamy, yet strong enough to be called the devils own... Hence the name there

 

[soberJim]

Imperial Oatmeal Milk Stout on Nitro?

Nitroglycerine? Isn't that what people with weak hearts or something have to take? Or I might just be thinking of tnt. Either way, an explosion is adamant

 

[soberJim]

How about overloading the recipe with oats?

By overloading you're talking about what 1.5kg? (maybe 4-5oz). I really only use extract, figure I could use like breakfast oats and do a mini boil then transfusion? My pilsner was actually really creamy, that's why I ask

 

[amandabab]

 

[thetragichero]

funny part is his name is sober jim...

 

[spearko520]

you should make it frothy with a whisk- that's how the cool kids santorum these days...

 

[soberJim]

you should make it frothy with a whisk- that's how the cool kids santorum these days...

I was thinking a little more natural and long lasting.. apologies for the homosexual euphorysm but its like comparing a good hard natural bone with the like of viagra induced. One is good for ya, the other can lead to never being able to get a natural stiffy again hahahahahahaha

 

[soberJim]

For some reason I actually found myself funny there... I would be devastated if I couldn't crack a wood to save my life.

 

[spearko520]

holy shot!!! everything i know about euphemisms i learned from watching tosh.o and being bored on the internet (know i know why lesbians like subarus). i'm pretty sure this whole thread made me lactose intolerant...