OleGoatBrewing
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Has he tasted Sam Adams lately? It's not what he made back in the day.
Has he tasted Sam Adams lately? It's not what he made back in the day.
The SA commercial from a couple years ago where at the end he jumps up out of a vat of beer...? Would you drink Sam Adams after seeing that?
I guess it's no longer "we are the craft beer community" but rather dog eat dog from their standpoint. I guess it was just a matter of time.
SA is always creating new beers. I try them all. They're not always great, but most of the craft beers I try aren't all that great either. There's a lot of mediocrity out there right now. I'm not sure why SA is the only one being called out for it.
I don't know why Jim Koch seems to be getting hammered lately. I have a lot of respect for him, his company, and the beer they produce. I give him a lot of credit for where beer is today. He's takes new brewers under his wing and provides support to the industry as a whole. Unfortunately I think he's on the cusp of becoming an 'evil corporate executive' in the public's eye. SA is starting to be viewed as more BMC than craft. I guess people don't like success.
There's a book called 'The Audacity of Hops: The History of America's Craft Beer Revolution'. Anyone interested in the history of craft beer in America should read it. Jim Koch is highlighted in a quite few chapters. It's a good read. My only complaint is that It's hard to keep up with all the names, and it tends to jump around between brewers and timelines.
And not expect to get "hammered" by the very people whom you've slighted...which ironically, is the people you want to be buying your beer.Kochs attitude is clear: He doesnt give a damn. You cant meet the needs of every hipster bar, he tells me from inside the tasting room at his J.P. brewery.
I like the word "promiscuous" that the author used to describe the current mood of the craft beer drinker. That's a very good way to put it.
WHORES! WE'RE ALL WHORES!
Like someone else said, Jim Koch just needs to be happy he's a pioneer of a huge craft beer front and stop thinking he needs to rule the world. What's really important, Jim? Sam Adam's isn't making enough money for you? Why does a business always need to be growing? Isn't there a point where you're comfortable with where you are? And if you aren't growing, your business is still a multimillion dollar business...this isn't good enough? It always has to be more, more, more, doesn't it? I don't understand this mentality. And, yes, that was major disrespect how he made that waitstaff person cry. What a dick.
(probably fermented prune juice drank out of a baby bottle).
@TxBrew, @Austin, can we get a subforum for this?
I'm unsure of where to post my fermented-prune-juice-drank-out-of-a-baby-bottle related questions.
Oh sorry, we have a pineapple juice from micro bottles subforum but not enough activity on the prune juice to justify.
The comment section on that article is AMAZING.
"Every craft bar is 90% IPA's, IPA's have no character or depth, all you can taste are the hops..."
Koch is not a private owner. He has stockholders (me included) to answer to. He's not running a 3-man craft brewery. He's running a large corporation. He can't ever be satisifed. He's not allowed to be satisfied. The second a successful business man stops wanting to rule the world, he's a gonner.
SA is still one of the major gateways to craft beer for a lot of people. SA's success will continue to drive new customers toward the smaller guys, even if they think they've passed him by. This will go on even after the hipsters have moved on to some other hipper beverage (probably fermented prune juice drank out of a baby bottle).
SA needs to hire me because I have the solution. The next big idea.
Go out of business. People will be snapping up SA beers like, like they're going out of business. Then, and here's where it goes gold, start up anew as a bunch of micro breweries co-oping, collaborating, in the old SA brewery.
This-is-genius!
The interesting thing that is brought up the in the article is something I've seen for the last several years. Larger breweries are often passed over by beer geeks not because of putting out a bad product or by not keeping up with the creative explosion of brewing. Rather because they are "always" available. Scarcity and "new" breeds a large amount of interest now days. This is not simply limited to beer, but a lot of different industries.
They should stop producing beer so widely. They could limit it to MA. The only way you should be able to get a bottle of their beer is finding addresses in random QR codes painted as graffiti art on the sides of free trade coffee shops that only serve ancient Mayan hot chocolate with Columbian espresso shots. The bottles will be distributed during weekdays at random times, which require you to queue in line for 12 hours and take a work day off. The bottles could have a picture of Sam Adams which is hand painted with henna ink. If you are cool enough, you will already know that you can scratch off the picture of Sam Adams to reveal a secret phrase that is written in Aramaic. If it translates to "you are the chosen one" you will have the privilege of purchasing a rare variant of a Sam Adams bottle for 10x the regular price. The marketing plan for the brewery will be less focused on beer (approximately 10%) and more on selling merchandise promoting their rare beer and selling shirts letting people know that they attended these rare events (approximately 90%). If Boston Lager starts to find its way into the beer trading circles, they could come up with a new heavier ABV version called Massachusetts Lager that is only served on tap at their brew pub for two weeks out of the year. This will garner great accolades and draw beer tourists from across the globe. Then to strike when the iron is hot...they will announce that they will only sell Boston Lager from now on, and only the canned version. For years to come each newcomer to the craft beer scene will be greeted with the phrase "it was better last year." The perpetual cycle will cause craft beer neurotics to seek out old cans in search of that ancient flavor that was somehow lost years past, so that even if the beer is stale and old, they can take a picture of it for bragging rights on social media and claim that it now takes on the flavor of a finely aged English Style Barleywine.
And the name of Jim Koch will go down in the annals of time...as the greatest craft beer legend there ever was...