It's Friday, what have you learned this week (ed. 08/22/2008)

[Rezilynt]

I learned that I really do not want my wife to drive me to my Dr appointments in Seattle during rush hour ever again.

 

[Donasay]

I learned that you have to be absolutely smashed to get pulled over while paddling a canoe. And that the phrase "F*** you sea pig!" won't endear you in any way to the marine police.

 

[98EXL]

I learned that you have to be absolutely smashed to get pulled over while paddling a canoe. And that the phrase "F*** you sea pig!" won't endear you in any way to the marine police.

are you serious!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I learned that Revvy is a verb

I also learned that I get $20 every time I post whore on Revvy's behalf





20 bucks please, revvy.

 

[Revvy]

I learned that you have to be absolutely smashed to get pulled over while paddling a canoe. And that the phrase "F*** you sea pig!" won't endear you in any way to the marine police.

No waayyyy.

This is aproaching Zuil'jin code monkey status....Go get druck and start a thread and tell us the story

 

[CrazyToad]

I learned that you have to be absolutely smashed to get pulled over while paddling a canoe. And that the phrase "F*** you sea pig!" won't endear you in any way to the marine police.

Isn't that a quote from one of Dave Attell's stand up shows?

 

[BigKahuna]

I've learned that no matter what SWMBO says...YES, Something IS the matter!

 

[schneemann]

I learned that you have to be absolutely smashed to get pulled over while paddling a canoe. And that the phrase "F*** you sea pig!" won't endear you in any way to the marine police.

Isn't that a quote from one of Dave Attell's stand up shows?

I think I've just learned the only funny thing Dave Attell has ever said.

 

[DeathBrewer]

i've learned that it is easier to call the vendor myself than to try and explain every detail to purchasing about problems with our raw materials. actually, i've learned i have to do everything myself here.

oh, and i've learned that i need to stop making so many plans and get some time free to brew.

 

[Revvy]

I learned that Tractor Supply Company carries jeans in my length (including Levis about 10 dollars cheaper than other places.) I no longer have to mail order since most stores only carry pants up to 34 length goddamit. And since most brands are for farmer types, they feel more durable than levis do....The brand I bought cost 17.99 a pair, and they don't look as nerdy as you would think...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Today, I learned to never dangle my testicles on a rottweiller's nose.......Ok, I never actually learned that, it was just an educated guess.

 

[Revvy]

Today, I learned to never dangle my testicles on a rottweiller's nose.......Ok, I never actually learned that, it was just an educated guess.

Okay...well...doesn't THAT just take teabagging to an entirely new level?

 

[Melana]

I learned that Tractor Supply Company carries jeans in my length (including Levis about 10 dollars cheaper than other places.) I no longer have to mail order since most stores only carry pants up to 34 length goddamit. And since most brands are for farmer types, they feel more durable than levis do....The brand I bought cost 17.99 a pair, and they don't look as nerdy as you would think...

Thanks for the tip Revvy. I'll need to order the big guy some jeans for winter and finding pants long enough for him can be difficult.

 

[Revvy]

Thanks for the tip Revvy. I'll need to order the big guy some jeans for winter and finding pants long enough for him can be difficult.

I was pleasantly amazed, I think they even carried up to 40" inseam and 50 waist. The brand I got was the C.E. Schmidt relaxed fit jeans...I'll find out later tonight if I'm having a "good ass day" in them

 

[Rezilynt]

Okay...well...doesn't THAT just take teabagging to an entirely new level?

I learned that OhioBrit is reluctant to give a wonderful woman a hug, but he'll teabag a rotty.

 

[eschatz]

i learned that 7th graders can be the worst little bastards to teach! god have pitty on my soul.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I learned that OhioBrit is reluctant to give a wonderful woman a hug, but he'll teabag a rotty.

You learned wrong. I'll hug anything with a pulse and still give him/her/aardvark a sneaky reach around.

 

[DrinksWellWithOthers]

I learned just how much money I'm going to dump into this hobby..
Keg System and CO2 fill - $225
Oster 5.0 fridge - $200
SQ14 - $50
Four 5 gallon carboys - $27 (good deal, actually)
New brew kettle - $???

My next brew being my first All Grain and first beer to keg - Priceless

 

[TwoHeadsBrewing]

I learned that if HBT'ers are the only ones allowed to vote in the next presidential election....they will elect John McCain!

 

[bad coffee]

I learned that I'm really going to love this hobby. Not that I had a doubt.

B

 

[niquejim]

I learned that 2000 songs on a MP3 player does not mean 2000 songs form the 70's. 810 songs and 4GB gone

 

[Kevin Dean]

I learned that cans of pineapple can slice your fingers open and make you bleed all over the place before you know what hit you.

My wife sliced her hand open on a can of catfood that way! Ouch! After she had the stitches removed, she learned she'd damaged the nerve - it's still permanently numb.

This week I learned that I get perfect results from my stove if I use the LOWEST number of the cook time range. One minute more make fossilized charcoal.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OMG!!! I just learned today that Revvy has THREE testicles!! I did'nt believe it until he made me count them!

 

[DeathBrewer]

you and revvy have been getting awful close lately...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

you and revvy have been getting awful close lately...

It's hard to get away from someone with THREE (count them) testicles!! They are everywhere!!

 

[Short Drive]

I learned that when you twist your knee and it pops, you probably tore something.

 

[gwood]

I've learned that staying home with two kids for a DAY is harder than some of my worst days at work.

 

[John Beere]

I learned that when your children start imitating you by moaning and gyrating around, its time to start locking the door when you and the Mrs get down to it...

 

[DeathBrewer]

Bwahahhahahaaahaaa!!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

that i can't rely on one of my employees for data entry. gorramit...