It's Christmas Eve and 232 people are on the forum

[HBHoss]

Moose is too much for ya, huh?

Hey, once you had moose you never get loose!

 

[shecky]

Who wants to marry this?

 

[Revvy]

I hate not being able to smell or taste right now!!!

I feel like I'm performing alcohol abuse drinking any of my beer right now..

*whine*

 

[HBHoss]

Who wants to marry this?

Chris Moose.

 

[shecky]

I hate not being able to smell or taste right now!!!

I feel like I'm performing alcohol abuse drinking any of my beer right now..

*whine*

It's only alcohol abuse if your pour it down the drain.

I have a touch of cold, too. Ain't stopping me.

 

[HBHoss]

I hate not being able to smell or taste right now!!!

I feel like I'm performing alcohol abuse drinking any of my beer right now..

*whine*

Nasal irrigation. Or better yet, snort the beer!


Dang it, my glass is empty again.

 

[Revvy]

I think I may have to go for the cheap buzz, and crack open some room temp apfelwine....

 

[JoeMama]

What gives? Don't y'all have anything better to do on Christmas Eve?

We just wanted to see what you were going to post in regards to the fact that there are so many people here on Xmas eve.

(That and the fact that Im waiting for my daughter to finally konk out so Santa can come)
-Me

 

[DeathBrewer]

i have no family, no life and my friends all think i have a big nose.

that and i'm sick. and cleaning a carboy. and pissed off about my beers getting ruined.

and i'm bitter i had to work so long today.

and ya know what...**** christmas!

 

[HBHoss]

i have no family, no life and my friends all think i have a big nose.

that and i'm sick. and cleaning a carboy. and pissed off about my beers getting ruined.

and i'm bitter i had to work so long today.

and ya know what...I love Christmas!

So are we to call you Rudolph then? Fixed that for ya.

 

[shecky]

i have no family, no life and my friends all think i have a big nose.

that and i'm sick. and cleaning a carboy. and pissed off about my beers getting ruined.

and i'm bitter i had to work so long today.

and ya know what...**** christmas!

Hey, I have a big nose, too. On all other points, we diverge.

Srsly, smile, man. If for no other reason than to give your jaw muscles some exercise.

 

[DeathBrewer]

oooh, i hate you HBHoss.

*burns with hatred, loathing and disdain for the drunk horse guy*

you'll regret this!!!! you'll rue the day you messed with his malty manliness!!!

I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it'll take a while, tho. i'm not very imaginitive when it comes to the whole retaliation thing.

 

[svudah]

I'm stuck here in Eugene with the snowed in, canceled flight blues again.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Hey, I have a big nose, too. On all other points, we diverge.

Srsly, smile, man. If for no other reason than to give your jaw muscles some exercise.

don't tell me to smile. my mother told me to smile once. once.

 

[shecky]

oooh, i hate you HBHoss.

*burns with hatred, loathing and disdain for the drunk horse guy*

you'll regret this!!!! you'll rue the day you messed with his malty manliness!!!

I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it'll take a while, tho. i'm not very imaginitive when it comes to the whole retaliation thing.

Let me get this straight. DEATH Brewer is not good at retaliation.
You're an oxymoron, then.

 

[shecky]

don't tell me to smile. my mother told me to smile once. once.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Thanks to the mod who changed my typo in the thread title.
No rest for those folks.

You're welcome. Airline delays have me waiting up until midnight for the family to arrive (about 8 hours late). Not much to do till then.

 

[HBHoss]

Hey, I have a big nose, too. On all other points, we diverge.

Srsly, smile, man. If for no other reason than to give your jaw muscles some exercise.

SRSLY! My legs are skinny and I have no buttox. Sounds like a country music song.
"My legs are skinny and I gots no butt,
she left hang'n with a flea bitt'n mutt.
I went outside and it began to pourrrrrrr,
but at least I don't have to listen to her beyatch no more!

 

[BrewinJack]

I think I may have to go for the cheap buzz, and crack open some room temp apfelwine....

No Revy dont dooooo it you have suemuch to live for...wait... why do i suddenly have so many ffingeers?

Cheers

 

[DeathBrewer]

Let me get this straight. DEATH Brewer is not good at retaliation.
You're an oxymoron, then.

meh, my night job is a sweet release. i'm planning something much more painful and long-lasting for the horse-miester.

 

[DeathBrewer]

SRSLY! My legs are skinny and I have no buttox. Sounds like a country music song.
"My legs are skinny and I gots no butt,
she left hang'n with a flea bitt'n mutt.
I went outside and it began to pourrrrrrr,
but at least I don't have to listen to her beyatch no more!

did u just write that? srsly?

 

[shecky]

meh, my night job is a sweet release. i'm planning something much more painful and long-lasting for the horse-miester.

Looks like Hoss is gettin' laid soon.

 

[HBHoss]

Looks like Hoss is gettin' laid soon.

Oh goody, goody, gooooo, wait a minute. I dunno aboot this.

 

[DeathBrewer]

speaking of horses, have you ever heard of "Mr. Hands"?

 

[HBHoss]

did u just write that? srsly?

I srsly did yust writeth these lines of prose.

 

[HBHoss]

speaking of horses, have you ever heard of "Mr. Hands"?

Spicolli's teacher?

 

[DeathBrewer]

i srsly ht cntry msik.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Spicolli's teacher?

nope. it's a video. you should look it up. it's right up there with 2girls1cup.

srsly...don't look it up. you'll be scarred forever.

but if you do, watch it with sound.

damn...i'm a bad person.

 

[HBHoss]

i srsly ht cntry msik.

Quick, get some Depends, DB's got loose vowels!

 

[shecky]

i srsly ht cntry msik.

If you mean you seriously hate country music, yet another thing we have in common.