If you had a time machine...

[mrhead]

I find it so funny that everyone thinks of going to the past, I am totally headed to the future!

Where/When/Why?

 

[PeteOz77]

Er.... all these people taking scotch back in time. It my understanding that once the scotch hits the bottle it's done. A 12 year old scotch bottled 3 years ago is the same as the stuff bottled yesterday.


The aging process is done in the barrels.

The other interesting point here, is that even if it DID age in the bottle, why would it age when you brought it forward, if YOU didn't age in the time machine?

 

[VatorMan]

a) when would you go?1980
b) where would you go?High School
c) who would you go with?no one
d) why would you go?to kick the makers of Trojan rubbers in the nuts
5) what alcohol would you bring?none
6) what alcohol would you bring back?Some expensive wine I could sell now

truth.:rockin:

 

[mrhead]

I don't recall posting any of that nonsense...

 

[html034]

im druck as fcuk, am I still allowed to opotst?

 

[Yuri_Rage]

only if yuo opotst somhtin rly goodd!!!

 

[Chris_Dog]

I would have buy beers for my grandfathers after their tour(s) of WWII. I think my brother would enjoy this trip too. I would like to have met them as young men not strapped down by the weight of the world. I probably couldn't keep up being 42 I would be twice their age, god knows after their tour they would be ready to party. I don't think I would need to either take or bring back booze. (If I had to: Assuming we would be in Europe maybe I would bring back some French wine. I would like to take home brew but I don't think a couple of 20 year old guys after the war would appreciate it much, probably more about the amount than the quality).

Cheers!!!
Chris

 

[Halas]

a) when would you go?
b) where would you go?
c) who would you go with?
d) why would you go?
5) what alcohol would you bring?
6) what alcohol would you bring back?

a)October 10, 1969
b)Gulfport, Mississippi
c)My trusty Smith & Wesson
d)I would put a bullet in the infant forehead of a certain NFL quarterback (harsh, I know, but luckily I don't have a time machine)
5)Bottle of Bulleit Bourbon and a jug of Ed Worts Apfelwein
6)Nothing from that pisswater hole in the 7th level of hell

 

[IrregularPulse]

a) when would you go? 1960
b) where would you go? anywhere
c) who would you go with?old college roomate
d) why would you go? To have the time of our lives
5) what alcohol would you bring? Wouldn't be going for the alcohol
6) what alcohol would you bring back? Please see above.

 

[GregR]

I so happen to have a functioning time machine and I'm using it tonight to try and change history!

you'll know I've succeeded if Thursday comes AFTER wednesday and Germany loses WWII.

 

[GillandCo]

The 70's. Im only 21 but I have tried to drink as much beer as I can to catch up with the "Wise".

 

[Homercidal]

I'd go back to last Thursday to pay the phone bill on time.


(google song "Everything you know is wrong")

 

[johnodon]

a) Yesterday
b) Right here
c) Me
d) To build a time machine
e) anything and everything. At least I know I wouldn't be hung over
6) What did cavemen drink???

Think about it...I could go back to the beginning of time one day at a time.

 

[VApatriot]

a) when would you go?
b) where would you go?
c) who would you go with?
d) why would you go?
5) what alcohol would you bring?
6) what alcohol would you bring back?


a) 14billion and 20 years ago
b) whatever existed just before the big bang
c) no one - would want to risk someone else for my curiosity
d) really would like to see what existed 20 years before the big bang
e) really good bourbon
d) doubt that existed at the time

 

[HoppyMaltPoet]

a) when would you go? - 10 minutes ago
b) where would you go? - Same place as I am now
c) who would you go with? - no one except me
d) why would you go? - stop the fight with the wife
5) what alcohol would you bring? - same as I am drinking now only more full
6) what alcohol would you bring back? - Ummm ... same as I am drinking now only less full?

 

[Kittyfeet]

a) when would you go? 48 BCE
b) where would you go? Library of Alexandria in Egypt
c) who would you go with? whoever. I'd also bring my camera and a bottle of water
d) why would you go? to get a rockin' pic with Caesar for my facebook page, and to pour water on wherever the fire started
5) what alcohol would you bring? none, I need to stay sober for the mission!
6) what alcohol would you bring back? Whatever I could get my hands on

 

[Keefer]

When? September 17, 1970
Where? London
With who? A doctor.
Why? To save the greatest guitarist to ever pick one up.
What would I bring? I'm sure he'd have something for me.
What would I bring back? I'm not coming back!