This guy is a dork columnist for the paper here, but he did ok with this article. the second half of the article begins to ramble a bit in a tired attempt to fill up column space
(copied and pasted since you have to register to RTFA)
Also here is the
Offical Iditarod site
Some of you cheese heads should be intrested to know there are 3-4 racers hailing from Wisconsin in the race. Although I think one at least scratched thus far.
The wife and I took the kids down to see the start of the race through anchorage. We sat and watched part of the race were they come whipping around a 90* turn one racer nearly clipped a tree on the inside corner and could have took a nasty spill there, but he held on through the turn.
Sled dogs like to run; trick is stopping them
CRAIG MEDRED
OUTDOORS
Published: March 11, 2007
Last Modified: March 11, 2007 at 03:47 AM
How do you force a snake to slither forward?
That's the question I want answered by one of the various Humaniac organizations who annually launch an attack on the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race in a bid for cheap publicity.
This year it's the Pinheads Expressing Tired Assumptions -- isn't that what PETA stands for?
You'd have to think so by the group's claim that "typically, dogs in the Iditarod are forced to run an average of 125 grueling miles per day with little rest.''
What always gets me is that word "forced.''
Obviously these people have never seen a sled dog lunging at its harness barking to go, even when the person in command wants it to stop.
It's a good thing the dogs do that, too, because it's hard to imagine how one would make this whole dog team thing work if they didn't. If those lead dogs don't go, the whole team folds up like a cheap accordion.
And since the lead dogs are out there 40 or 50 feet in front of the dog driver on the runners of the sled, exactly how would the latter "force'' the former to go? Carry a big sack of rocks maybe, and wing a lead dog in the butt with one every time it refuses to go?
Personally, whenever this issue of forcing dogs to do things comes up, I get a vision of some idiot telling a dog to "sit,'' and the dog, not knowing what "sit'' means, stands there and looks dumb.
So the idiot beats the dog, and then he tells it to sit.
And the poor dog stands there because it still doesn't have a clue as to what to it is being asked to do.
Talking about "forcing'' dogs to run the Iditarod is equally idiotic. Force doesn't teach dogs what to do; it is something best reserved for teaching dogs what not to do.
For instance, if your dogs grabs another dog by the throat and tries to kill it, you grab your dog by the throat, roll it over on its back like an alpha wolf might, and politely explain to it that if that such a thing ever happens again you're going to kill it.
Force doesn't necessarily have to be cruel to be useful. You don't have to beat the dog to make it get the point; you just have to put the fear of God into the animal.
This is a fine way to teach the dog not to do things. It is not worth dog excrement, however, for teaching the dog to do things.
There, one wants positive reinforcement.
You tell the dog to sit. You gently push its butt to the floor. When its butt touches the floor, you reward it with a small treat.
Let me repeat: Small treat. You don't need to give the dog half a ham hock as a reward for putting its butt on the ground. There are enough fat dogs in the world already.
Canine obesity would appear as big a problem, pun intended, in dog world as it is in our world.
Luckily, you don't have to fatten a dog up with treats to encourage it to run.
Dogs naturally like to run, in case there is someone out there who hasn't noticed. Or most dogs like to run. I don't have any experience with sissified, over-stuffed, out-of-shape, couch-potato PETA dogs, but then they aren't really dogs anyway.
They're "companion animals.''
A companion animal is what you purchase (ohmygawd, do you think PETA people still engage in this sort of slave trade?) if you can't find a companion among your own species willing to listen to your blather.
The good thing about companion animals is that they don't understand English.
They will listen to any nonsense and wag their tails, which is all some pinheads think dogs should do.
"Hundreds of dogs are abused every year in Alaska's Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race, a grueling trek of more than 1,000 miles,'' they claim.
Since there is a small army of veterinarians on the trail willing to testify that it is extremely rare to encounter what most of us would think of as abuse -- beating, kicking, starving, etc. -- all one can guess is that when PETA talks about all that "abuse" it means the simple act of running "an average of 125 grueling miles per day with little rest ... (while) subjected to biting winds, blinding snowstorms, and subzero temperatures, and they are frequently in danger of falling through ice into frigid waters."
If this is indeed the case, let's order the Alaska State Troopers out to arrest Bill Merchant.
Who is he?
He's the guy who stages a race called the Iditarod Trail Invitational that encourage humans -- mountain bikers, runners and skiers -- to put themselves through all of the above and worse on the Iditarod Trail every winter.
A superb dog team can do 125 miles in 12 hours, leaving a lot of time for a good night's rest. The human competitors in the Invitational never get that much sleep, and they face the same environmental hazards as the dogs.
If the exercise and the environment are inherently abusive, somebody ought to be put in jail for encouraging people to venture out on the trail.
Then again, I know some of the people involved and, crazy as this sounds, they say that at a very basic, animalistic level, the race is fun.
If you watch Iditarod dogs -- instead of sitting in a Lower 48 office plugged into some make-believe world -- you might get the same impression. Is this possible?
Well, we did all evolve to run, humans and canines. Only in recent times have we gravitated toward sitting, eating and playing with electronic toys.
You could almost argue the sedentary lifestyle is truly what is unnatural and abusive, although the way things are going I'm sure some dog breeder will soon be able to create a fat, round, legless dog designed to do only that.
That dog would be the perfect companion animal to some PETA advocate.
It could takes its place on a cushion next to the plasma TV and sit there with its mouth open at all times waiting for treats to be tossed in.
Real dogs, however, prefer to be out doing something.
Running the Iditarod maybe or, in the case of my buddy Hoss, getting wet and tired struggling through 34-degree, waist-deep water and swamp grass to put up mallards so he can go chase down their carcasses and bring them back after I shoot them.
I know. That hunting thing is terrible, too. Even worse than the Iditarod, I'm sure.
But a man's got to eat. And to refuse Hoss the opportunity to do the one thing at which he is so good, well, that would be the ultimate in dog abuse.