I want to try two chicks at the same time.

[k1v1116]

a relationship between two people is very complicated, relationships get exponentially more complicated the more people involved. maybe before you try for a threesome you should explore some of the other fetish stuff out there and see if you both can find something that makes you happy.

 

[JWHooper]

You can usually get a three way if you flash a big roll of cash at a ***** bar.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

My BIL has 2 wives (very soon back to one). I know lots of people with up to 3. And their lives are a complete hell.

I will admit the idea has "some" appeal but, the reality has an entirely different agenda than what libido's are hoping for. Legal or illeagal, on the level or not, it just ain't worth the trouble.

BTW they are all in Malaysia.

On the flip side, if you are talking about an "experience" would your interest in multiple still hold if a similar but opposite suggestion were made by your GF?

 

[The Pol]

Dude... dude! One woman can bring enough grief, two women? Brew more beer, get ONE woman that never lets things get old... a wild one... and stick to that. Too much estrogen is not good for you!

 

[Brandon O]

If you wanna get 2 chicks at the same time, short of getting a million dollars, I'd first approach your current GF with the proposition of getting her and another girl together. Use teh intarwebz...there's gotta be a good service out there for finding swinger couples and sh*t like that...craigslist might even work. Both of you interview her, and see if it's a good fit.

THis is good advice, the worst situation you could be in is to have your GF agree to it on a drunken whim and that same night have a person lined up you could call who was just waiting for the opportunity to come over because she knows you are trying to convince your GF.

You will end up in a wierd situation with jealousy and competition thick in the air and I'm betting it won't be that great.

 

[Brandon O]

Brew more beer, get ONE woman that never lets things get old... a wild one... and stick to that.

+1 that's the best advice.

 

[Soulive]

Two chicks at the same time is much easier when you're not in a relationship with one of them. Find two female friends who consider each other attractive and then convince them that you're attractive. God speed...

 

[the_bird]

My wife and I are both crushing on the same porn star. Unfortunately, I don't think she's for hire, and if she is I doubt I could afford her day rate.

 

[Brandon O]

My wife and I are both crushing on the same porn star. Unfortunately, I don't think she's for hire, and if she is I doubt I could afford her day rate.

Ron Jeremy?

 

[budbo]

I can't help but wonder why the hell you'd want more than 1 woman in your life? I've got 1, and I'm in trouble like 75% of the time. If I had 2 chicks...that's like 150% of my life in the dog house....

Amen on that..
I thought he meant 2 at once.. that isn't so difficult to do just have to find the right place to find the sluts or have a GF that's into it. you don't need a million dollars or strippers.

 

[DeathBrewer]

just good ole fashioned whores j/k

find a woman that likes chicks. course, then again, you'll be on the sidelines.

 

[paulthenurse]

you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

Now back in the lead in the Quotable Lines thread... Evan.

 

[MikeFlynn74]

you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

I think we dated the same women.....

wait

 

[jds]

you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

Did she buy you some Edmund Fitzgerald first?

 

[bluefoxicy]

So anyway, I got a flat in big city and the GF live 100km from here. We usually see each other on the weekend. Our relationship is post-passion, which I like, more serene. Yet, I think I'm bored and need "discovery". Don't misunderstand me, she's fine, really. She'll do anything. I'm not complaining, I just need to expand the playing field, you know? I'm bored!

Do consider your relationship in the equation. Lying and cheating: Confirmed not good, people hate being lied to and cheated on. If you don't care about her that much and figure it's fine to screw around behind her back, you will have a ****ty life after you marry her and realize you do NOT want to spend your life with her constantly up your ass. Just giving fair warning.

That said, open or semi-open relationships can be healthy. I've known people who do full-open; but more commonly, some couples actually let each other have an occasional fling, or arrange a three-way.

That last part may be relevant to your interests. Think about this: Some guys are into double-penetration, or are okay with it, and will bring their girlfriend/wife a friend once in a while if she decides she wants to do a 3-way. Similarly, and probably interesting to you, some girls will bring a girl friend along for their man to play with (most often: girl is bi and wants to play around, and is also excited about her man joining in and taking her and her friend).

Have you considered discussing this with your girlfriend? Seriously. It's doable. A word of caution though, if you do go that route you have to be ready to understand and accept the meaning of the word "no." It's one of those things that if she isn't kind of on the fence, thinking about it, or kinda-sorta interested, she is going to look dead at you and tell you it ain't happening, and attempting to negotiate past that will quite literally damage the relationship. On the other hand, it may turn out she's genuinely fine with it as long as she's involved.

Oh, and don't forget that **** flows both ways. If you get to nail her and a cute friend, it doesn't make any sense if she can't get some extra action too.

Non-closed relationship dynamics-- open, swinger, polygamy, polyamory (MULTIPLE. GIRLFRIENDS. THAT YOU SHARE REAL FEELINGS FOR.), etc-- are extremely complex and can only be stable when both parties are genuinely comfortable with it. This means you need strong communication in your relationship; be sensitive to her feelings, and sit down with her if you think something's wrong. It could work for a while and then just not be her thing anymore, and then you need to recognize that something's bothering her and realize it's time to stop and move to something she's more comfortable with.

You are opening yourself to a world of trouble. It's, however, a very rewarding experience for two people to have a relationship that suits them-- whether it's closed monogamy or something a little more open. If it works it works well, and if it fails it fails catastrophically. Good luck.

 

[JWHooper]

you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

Not "focked in the ass", pegged ... er, not that I would know.

 

[Ooompa Loompa]

This thread brings the funnah.

 

[Orfy]

You've all turned into to friggin' agony aunts!

 

[abizzbuzz]

What a welcoming board! Apparently the answer to humor in a drunken forum is banishment. That's just awesome

Now I know why you're shocked about this two chicks at the same time thing. I should have known I was stepping in the unfvckable club. Sorry, my bad. Would you add me to your drunken friend list now? Or do you want me to give you pointers or something? I can help you


I know, I know, "please don't remind us there's a life outside hand-solo". Sorry about that. Please proceed.

 

[Orfy]

abizzbuzz I presume you are the Original poster.
I can't see you on any ban list.

Edit:

If not did you sign up just to post in this thread?

 

[DeathBrewer]

i just read through the thread and i don't know what he's talking about...

 

[Yooper]

Yeah, me either.

 

[user 7154]

Quaxk was the original poster, and certainly posted in the correct section. I actually also thought he meant a 3some and not having two GFs at the same time or a GF and a **** buddy. "I wanna have two chicks at the same time" means to me having two chicks AT THE SAME TIME, not time period...

And since he hasn't replied since he originally posted he probably forgot he did. If not, there is some good advice that's been posted already.

And i also don't have a friggin clue what abizzbuzz is talking about

 

[BierMuncher]

...Would you add me to your drunken friend list now? ...[/SIZE]

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[Alamo_Beer]

Man, wouldn't "Two Chicks At The Same Time" be a great name for a beer? Than you could ask your friends "Hey, wanna try Two Chicks At The Same Time?" Or you could tell your buddies something like "Man, I tried Two Chicks At The Same Time the other night....it was pretty deep and complex but I think I'll try it again maybe next week"

 

[Brewing Clamper]

Man, wouldn't "Two Chicks At The Same Time" be a great name for a beer? Than you could ask your friends "Hey, wanna try Two Chicks At The Same Time?" Or you could tell your buddies something like "Man, I tried Two Chicks At The Same Time the other night....it was pretty deep and complex but I think I'll try it again maybe next week"

More like, " so I had another few rounds before the end of the night."

 

[Professor Frink]

Sounds delicious!

But seriously, does your GF know you're expanding the playing field? If so, that's one thing, if not, that can be a world of trouble.

+1 with BigKahuna, it's hard enough with one woman.

 

[the_bird]

Man, wouldn't "Two Chicks At The Same Time" be a great name for a beer? Than you could ask your friends "Hey, wanna try Two Chicks At The Same Time?" Or you could tell your buddies something like "Man, I tried Two Chicks At The Same Time the other night....it was pretty deep and complex but I think I'll try it again maybe next week"

You know, I think I figured out why no one asked me to try a pint of "Sucking An Old Man's Cock"...

 

[paulthenurse]

You know, I think I figured out why no one asked me to try a pint of "Sucking An Old Man's Cock"...

They're afraid you would float the keg?

PTN

 

[EvilTOJ]

the_bird, just don't ever try Laughing Gnome's beers and you'll continue your streak.