I need a funny beer saying!!!

[Poobah58]

Nope... "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get" by Joe Walsh...

 

[Poobah58]

Here's an LP title I laways like from Lenard Skinard-"The smoker I drink,the player I get". I used that one a lot when I was young. Even in the plant when I messed up as a foreperson.

First off it's Lynyrd Skynyrd, second they did not have an album by that name! Sacrilegious I say!!!

 

[amedelman]

One of my Dad's favorites:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

 

[unionrdr]

There physed instructors name was Lenard,& they teased him by calling out "lynard skynard",pronounced skeenard. Off by one letter. Yes,I know the joe walsh albuml. Hell,I knew joe & his band when they were still The James Gang. By I know Skynard did that one at some point. I remember hearin it.

 

[daksin]

A little long, but I think this is the best:

"Filled with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again;
Such hilarious visions clamber, through the chamber of my brain;
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies, come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today."
~ Edgar Allan Poe

 

[rifraf]

A little long, but I think this is the best:

"Filled with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again;
Such hilarious visions clamber, through the chamber of my brain;
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies, come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today."
~ Edgar Allan Poe

I like that a lot

 

[Erroneous]

Don't worry, be happy. When that doesn't work have a beer.

 

[CBXBob]

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I don't think so."

 

[dcodd87]

Thank you guys! Wow I'm thinking I was only going to get a few replies.

I'm going to use different ones on everyone's pack.

I would love to see the sayings keep going though. I'm having fun reading them!

Keep me coming!!

 

[gmoney51]

Beer, it's what's for dinner. -Me

 

[biochemedic]

Here's another oldie but goodie:

In wine, there is wisdom.
In beer, there is strength.
In water, there is bacteria...you decide!

 

[ardyexfor]

Here's to you, here's to me;
If we should ever disagree;
Screw you, here's to me!

Don't remember where I heard that one...

 

[Noahl]

Malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man

 

[dyennie]

Not sure if you want this for the Groomsmen but if you're going to say a prayer:

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!

Not sure who wrote it

 

[dcodd87]

not sure if you want this for the groomsmen but if you're going to say a prayer:

Our lager,
which art in barrels
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
i will be drunk,
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager
forever and ever
barmen!

Not sure who wrote it

nice!!

 

[Haputanlas]

I know this is too late, but whatever.

My sig says a few:


"There is no strong beer, only weak men"
"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer" - Al Bundy
"Give a man a beer, he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk for the rest of his life."











BLANK SPACE!

 

[annasdadhockey]

"I traded sex for drinking, and now I can't get into my own pants"

 

[StodBrewing]

I know it's late, but maybe someone else is trolling for ideas....

Beer...Because no good story ever started by someone eating salad.

 

[Paps]

BEER!!!!........why not?

 

[LazySumo]

Alcohol won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will milk.

 

[GrogNerd]

"because beer doesn't just brew itself"

 

[charliethebum]

"They say beer will make you dumb, it are goes good with pizza"
Psychostick "beer is good"

 

[bobeer]

One of my favorites...

"Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one,
A pretty girl and an honest one,
A cold beer and another one!"

 

[VApatriot]

"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[merline]

"Beer can make ya smart, ya know. It made bud wiser."

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Brewed the hard way!" - Budweiser

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

 

[UNIbrewster]

"If you can drink it then you can brew it"

 

[Yoseff]

"According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution."

 

[agrazela]

I remember when I turned to sex as a substitute for drinking.

I got my c*ck stuck in the bottle.

 

[unionrdr]

They stone ya when yer tryin' to be so good. They stone ya just like they said they would...