I need a funny beer saying!!!

[TheMadKing]

"I would rather decline two German beers than one German adjective "

Mark Twain

 

[Norselord]

Just go with the simple, "It's 3 o'clock somewhere!".

Fixed it for you

 

[Dozer71]

Fixed it for you

I thought it was "It's 12 o'clock somewhere"

That's what we use down under.

 

[GrogNerd]

From the Margaritaville Resort, Hollywood, FL.

Getting off the elevator on each floor of the resort they had lyrics to Buffet songs. This was one of them

The BigHair got a tshirt says "no working during drinking hours"

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[Norselord]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man a fish, and you can feed him for a day.
But give a fish a man, and you can feed it for a month.


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