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Dan said:
Well I woke up Sunday morning with not way to hold my head that didn't hurt

Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt....

Then I washed my face and combed my hair
 
I'm here. All night long. My butt didn't hit the seat before our first call. Little old lady fall down go boom. Only thing was it wasn't a little old lady. We found that out 5 minutes after we began treating her errrr him...
 
Here is a song I remember hearing on the AM radio in the very early 70's. I was around 8-9 years old, growing up in the Mid-West.

I "helped" my dad paint the front porch that summer. No latex back then, very distinctive oil based smell. This song must have played quite a few times on the radio because it takes me back to that simple time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrb1TCQwxXA
 
snaps10 said:
I'm here. All night long. My butt didn't hit the seat before our first call. Little old lady fall down go boom. Only thing was it wasn't a little old lady. We found that out 5 minutes after we began treating her errrr him...

Was it an elderly tranny or hermaphrodite?
 
Elderly. I felt bad. Didn't speak any English and I don't think he knew he was wearing women's clothing.
 
I'm here. All night long. My butt didn't hit the seat before our first call. Little old lady fall down go boom. Only thing was it wasn't a little old lady. We found that out 5 minutes after we began treating her errrr him...

Not my job, but earlier today an obese lady fell right through a sidewalk here. Thank god I wasn't there because it would have been really hard not to laugh.
 
Airborneguy said:
Not my job, but earlier today an obese lady fell right through a sidewalk here. Thank god I wasn't there because it would have been really hard not to laugh.

What, how?
 
Airborneguy said:
Not my job, but earlier today an obese lady fell right through a sidewalk here. Thank god I wasn't there because it would have been really hard not to laugh.

Man I would have loved to be on that one.

On a fun note:
I went to Starbucks for my complimentary cup of coffee. I don't know why, but they stopped charging me about 2 months ago. They even tell the new people, "This is Daniel, he comes in every night he works. He brings his own cup and takes a little bit of milk. Oh, and we don't charge him". Anyway, the Barista looks at me and says, "So, do you just trust us to make your coffee right every night?" I said, "absolutely, why do you ask?" Her reply, "No reason, it's just that we started putting two shots of espresso in yours. The other guy even put four in the other day." She thought it was hilarious. I just shrugged my shoulders. Not gonna complain about free coffee.
 
Airborneguy said:
Not my job, but earlier today an obese lady fell right through a sidewalk here. Thank god I wasn't there because it would have been really hard not to laugh.

When you fall through the sidewalk, where do you go from there?
 
Elderly. I felt bad. Didn't speak any English and I don't think he knew he was wearing women's clothing.

This is completely off what snaps10 is talking about I think, but made me think of this.

I was deployed to Diego Garcia once.. It was one of the US Navy's secret garden spots for many years. A tropical island at a sweet spot in the Indian Ocean. We had a little PX but it was well stocked because the island was a shipping distribution point. They knew the services' deployment schedules better than most of us.

Anyway, they'd ship a lot of stuff in for the beginning of each new deployment cycle. I got there 3 months after that cycle started and bought what was left over at the PX for bicycles.

It was a blue 15 or 18 speed, don't remember. Rode that thing to work every day for 4 months. One day some arbitrary guy said "You're riding a girl bike!"

Asked my buddy who was standing next to me about that and he said "No Dan, it's one of those "non-gender" bikes."

He didn't want to embarrass me and I believed him.

I figured it out a month or so later, it was a girl's mountain bike.

Who gives a crap? I got 12 miles riding in each day going back and forth to work.

Most people were going back and forth to work each day in a bus. Really good for their cardiovascular system. I rode a girls bike. My heart was pretty happy about it. So was I.
 
You would be a little suspicious if it had streamers and a My Little Pony basket on the front though right Dan? ;)
 
Blefford that is a great song!!

BB.. yep. If it was blatantly clear that the bike was for girls I wouldn't have bought it. Not sure if it gives the bike more gonads but it did get stolen once! I found it on the lawn of the barracks a few yards away. The barracks at the time were not coed. Men slept in one barracks, women in another across the island. Some drunk dude stole it. Nuff said.

I found it the next day and continued using it to go back and forth to work.
 
This is the night that never ends. Sloooooow. And to top it off my partner for the first part is nicknamed STAN behind his back. S$&! That Ain't Nothin. One of those guys who will one up you no matter what it is and try to make you feel stupid in the process. I've got 10 yrs and about 3 lifetimes of life experience on him. I've been reading my Beer Connoisseur and ignoring him all night.
I think I deserve an ice cream Twix.
 
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