I have 15,883 posts. Clearly I know what I'm talking about.

[TXCrash]

And for the record, my boil over containment system was awesome until it melted, and then I boiled over past it.

Yes, folks, I am so skilled that I can boil over a 5 gallon batch in a 15 gallon keg, from the junkyard.

Ask away, lotioners.

 

[Zuljin]

Damn. I went and picked up a salt lick instead. Is it infected now?

Jester King or a big red block? Wait. I think I can figure it out. Are you using this to entice a prospective romantic interest?

 

[passedpawn]

Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.

1. Do airlock bubbles matter?
2. What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob?
3. Is it infected?
4. Rehydrate dry yeast?
5. Dry or Wet ribs?
6. Will Reel return? (oops)
7. Secondary?
8. Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum.
9. Does the president brew beer?
10. How many admins are in TX right now?
11. What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY?
12. Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard
13. Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT?
14. Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius?

And for the record, my boil over containment system was awesome until it melted, and then I boiled over past it.

Yes, folks, I am so skilled that I can boil over a 5 gallon batch in a 15 gallon keg, from the junkyard.

Ask away, lotioners.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.

1. Do airlock bubbles matter?
2. What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob?
3. Is it infected?
4. Rehydrate dry yeast?
5. Dry or Wet ribs?
6. Will Reel return? (oops)
7. Secondary?
8. Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum.
9. Does the president brew beer?
10. How many admins are in TX right now?
11. What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY?
12. Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard
13. Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT?
14. Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius?

bwahahahahahaha funniest. post. ever. Passed is my hero!

 

[mmb]

Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.

1. Do airlock bubbles matter?
2. What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob?
3. Is it infected?
4. Rehydrate dry yeast?
5. Dry or Wet ribs?
6. Will Reel return? (oops)
7. Secondary?
8. Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum.
9. Does the president brew beer?
10. How many admins are in TX right now?
11. What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY?
12. Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard
13. Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT?
14. Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius?

dopple-snarfle

 

[bob1852]

Passed wins the interwebz!!! :beard:

 

[TXCrash]

Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.

1. Do airlock bubbles matter? Revvy says no, so I'm going with no. Wait, is revvy still here?
2. What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob? Oh that's easy, dat's da yooper (that's currantly in Tejas)
3. Is it infected? Yes, and you posted a picture of it on Facebook.
4. Rehydrate dry yeast? Only if you care about your beer. In which case you are, of course, using the packet that came with your coopers extract kit.
5. Dry or Wet ribs? Depends on if we're talking about the beginning or the end of the night. We're both actually talking about fits, right?
6. Will Reel return? (oops) Depends on what pictures may have allegedly may or may not have allegedly been posted
7. Secondary? No, two year long primary is fine.
8. Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum. Does "TV Star", as in type of content that occurs in that one place that no one is supposed to talk about but someone did here count? Woohhh... b... wait, what were we talking about?
9. Does the president brew beer? Keep that crap in the debate forum.
   
10. How many admins are in TX right now? Yooper, TX Brew, and it seems like Homer is here.
11. What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY? Not me. Is the beer good?
12. Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard I'll name all seven. AGYOPRN
13. Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT? LGI?
14. Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius? Definitely two wheels if you want my name.

That all you got?

Oh, and they're right. You win the internet. If I wander back to that one place, I have a word I'd like to call you but I'm not allowed to out here.

 

[passedpawn]

That all you got?

Oh, and they're right. You win the internet. If I wander back to that one place, I have a word I'd like to call you but I'm not allowed to out here.

Haha. I know the word. We've been down that path before bud

 

[TXCrash]

Haha. I know the word. We've been down that path before bud

See? I can "call" you that word without "calling" you that word. Works for me .

 

[b-boy]

Title says it all. Just come straight to me for brewing advise. Clearly, I'm an expert. After all, I have 15,883 posts on a brewing forum!

That, or you just ask a lot if questions on a brewing forum!

 

[passedpawn]

Great answers, BTW! You got about 50%. That's a pass.

 

[fizgig]

There's celebrities on here? As long as they're not reality show "celebrities"...

 

[passedpawn]

There's celebrities on here? As long as they're not reality show "celebrities"...

Wil Wheaton, whoever that is.

 

[TXCrash]

Great answers, BTW! You got about 50%. That's a pass.

No, you're supposed to fail these tests! Crap! Can I retake the test?

 

[TXCrash]

That, or you just ask a lot if questions on a brewing forum!

Like what? Huh? What are you talking about?

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.

1. Do airlock bubbles matter?
   
2. What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob?
   
3. Is it infected?
   
4. Rehydrate dry yeast?
   
5. Dry or Wet ribs?
   
6. Will Reel return? (oops)
   
7. Secondary?
   
8. Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum.
   
9. Does the president brew beer?
   
10. How many admins are in TX right now?
    
11. What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY?
    
12. Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard
    
13. Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT?
    
14. Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius?
    

Ha!!

 

[Rhumbline]

No, you're supposed to fail these tests! Crap! Can I retake the test?

Well, technically, if you got 50% right and 50% wrong it wouldn't matter if you were supposed to pass or fail...

The result is the same!

 

[TXCrash]

Well, technically, if you got 50% right and 50% wrong it wouldn't matter if you were supposed to pass or fail...

The result is the same!

No, anything above a 25% is a failure to fail. Pku.

 

[Zuljin]

You suck, Crash. No one passes the test. Or maybe things are different in Gen pop. Everybody passes. Yay! Trophies for all the teams! /eyeroll.

 

[mmb]

Well, technically, if you got 50% right and 50% wrong it wouldn't matter if you were supposed to pass or fail...

The result is the same!

Sloth gets graded on a curve. With a Mazda.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Title says it all. Just come straight to me for brewing advise. Clearly, I'm an expert. After all, I have 15,883 posts on a brewing forum!

You have some catching up to do. Try your math on this.

Ameteurs!

 

[TXCrash]

Sloth gets graded on a curve. With a Mazda.

Grey nissan. PKU.

Ameteurs!

Troof! But less than 13000 of your posts are more comprehensible than mine.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Troof! But less than 13000 of your posts are more comprehensible than mine.

I was tired that day.

 

[Jaybird]

What the hell did I stumble on? Ohhh my....


Cheers
Jay

What the hell did I stumble on? Ohhh my....


Cheers
Jay

 

[Zuljin]

Grey nissan. PKU.

Troof! But less than 13000 of your posts are more comprehensible than mine.

*reprehensible

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

This thread hasn't been shut down yet????

 

[Rhumbline]

This thread hasn't been shut down yet????

How's he gonna get to 16,000 if it's shut down?

 

[Zuljin]

Ginger! Tap Room! Stat! You have got to see the pics that just went up!

 

[TXCrash]

Ginger! Tap Room! Stat! You have got to see the pics that just went up!

Damnit Z! We told you no weird stuff!

 

[TXCrash]

*reprehensible

troo