I hate malt

[sandyeggoxj]

Is it just me or is it awesome that I have to spend half an hour at the beer store trying to figure out which awesome new IPA I should buy? It is such a pain because it throws off my whole schedule.

I miss the good ole days when I had to brew the IPA in my own garage or get stuck buying crap that BMC produces.

I just wanted to see if there was anyone else out there on the interwebzz that shared my pain.

 

[singybrue]

No. There's no one.

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

I love watching hipsters attack other hipsters...

 

[sandyeggoxj]

HAHA! That might be the first time I've been called a hipster. I'm not sure how to react.

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

HAHA! That might be the first time I've been called a hipster. I'm not sure how to react.

just throw a cardigan over your turtle neck and wrap up in a scarf. grab your pipe and go for a stroll in the night air to decide lol....

 

[Hello]

Buy all the IPAs.

 

[1977Brewer]

I hate it so much I soak it in hot water until it gives me all of its sugar, then I boil that sugar, then I feed that to a germ. Then I turn it into piss and flatulence.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I hate it so much I soak it in hot water until it gives me all of its sugar, then I boil that sugar, then I feed that to a germ. Then I turn it into piss and flatulence.

I turn it into bad decisions.

 

[MaddBaggins]

HAHA! That might be the first time I've been called a hipster. I'm not sure how to react.

Dude, I've met you. I would not call you a hipster.

 

[grrickar]

just throw a cardigan over your turtle neck and wrap up in a scarf. grab your pipe and go for a stroll in the night air to decide lol....

Don't forget the 'cute' hat that supposed to make him look worldly and sophisticated...

jking

 

[TastyAdventure]

What's with the title? It has nothing to do with your body

 

[NathPowe]

You know about his body dude?

 

[Psylocide]

I'm stupid and can't read.

 

[hunter_le five]

Whelp we have a malt hate thread and a water hate thread. Hop hate has been beat to death and then some.

Who's going to start a "I hate yeast" thread for those of us that prefer really sweet, 0% abv beers?

 

[1977Brewer]

Whelp we have a malt hate thread and a water hate thread. Hop hate has been beat to death and then some.

Who's going to start a "I hate yeast" thread for those of us that prefer really sweet, 0% abv beers?

@Hello already did.

 

[hunter_le five]

@Hello already did.

Damn, you're correct. Yesterday. And clearly I must've already seen it, because I "liked" it.

Must've had too much to drink last night.

 

[brewkinger]

What's with the title? It has nothing to do with your body

You know about his body dude?

It is all quite clear..

He hates water and therefore his body is dehydrated.:cross:

 

[1977Brewer]

It is all quite clear..



He hates water and therefore his body is dehydrated.:cross:

No he hates malt.

I hate water.

 

[brewkinger]

Damn,

Must've had too much to drink last night.

You say that like it is a bad thing....

 

[brewkinger]

No he hates malt.

I hate water.

HA HA.. So confused..
Just realized that I had the two threads confused.

I must have had too much to drink last night.

 

[1977Brewer]

HA HA.. So confused..

Just realized that I had the two threads confused.



I must have had too much to drink last night.

I know I did. I took a picture of my grain bin and called it beer for an Internet joke.

 

[brewkinger]

I know I did. I took a picture of my grain bin and called it beer for an Internet joke.

And now the joke is on me....