I hate Capri pants

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I mean. Come on!!! Only the lady with a perfect figure can get away with them, and even then the cut and colour needs to be just right for their height and skin tone!

Seriously, guys. Those chubby chicks with the skin tight blue numbers? Honestly!!! Just what ARE they thinking!?

Show me a supermodel in a pair of white capri's, and helllooooo! I will show you a supermodel that is just sooooo last summer!!!

I was just talking to Jeremy the other day. He told me that Cindy was on a binge again. Well, I just didn't know which way to look! I could have told him!! Honey, Cindy has been on a binge that would melt my hiney since 2003!!! I didn't let on though.....best to let him think he is in the know.....

But seriously guys!!! Are Capris just so last year or what!!??



Edit:- Sorry, wrong forum

 

[Yooper]

I'll stop wearing capris when you guys stop wearing pants hanging off of your butts. I mean, come on, pull up those pants over the beer bellies for crying out loud! I am so tied of the "empty butt" looking jeans!

 

[Parker36]

Rafael Nadal would like to have a chat with you.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'll stop wearing capris when you guys stop wearing pants hanging off of your butts. I mean, come on, pull up those pants over the beer bellies for crying out loud! I am so tied of the "empty butt" looking jeans!

I hear you dahling, I really do! Next year I will be going for the "naked except for a pair of socks" look. I will have an extra sock on my willy, but I think I can pull it off!......Did you see what I did there? did you? did you!? Oh my!!

 

[MikeFlynn74]

I had the wife get rid of anything resembling Capris when we got married

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Oh crap!!! This is the debate forum!!!!! (Runs away crying to the drunken ramblings forum)

 

[Yooper]

Oh crap!!! This is the debate forum!!!!! (Runs away crying to the drunken ramblings forum)

Want to fight about it?

Ya want it moved?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Want to fight about it?

Ya want it moved?

hEY, I can debate this!!!


What ya got?

 

[Yooper]

hEY, I can debate this!!!


What ya got?

ok, ok. I'm not a very good debater so here goes:

I think overalls on a man are retarded if you're not a farmer.

Well, take that!!!!!

(not so good, huh?)

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

ok, ok. I'm not a very good debater so here goes:

I think overalls on a man are retarded if you're not a farmer.

I don't think you can blame the farmer if his overalls are retarded, but you might want to blame the overalls for marrying their cousins?


I'm new at debating too

 

[Yooper]

I don't think you can blame the farmer if his overalls are retarded, but you might want to blame the overalls for marrying their cousins?


I'm new at debating too

Ok, ok, you win! I give up!

Let's just go have (another) beer!

 

[BigKahuna]

I am so tied of the "empty butt" looking jeans!

SWMBO says it looks like I've dooped my drawers.....Thing is....my ass....may be the only part of my body that doesn't protrude in a sophisticated fat bastard fashion.

She does not realize it's genetic. The men in my family all suffer from the dreaded genetic disorder...Noassadall.

 

[JVD_X]

I LIKE girls with a little plump... I think super skinny is over-rated. If the medium sized girls want to show a little skin I am all for it!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Ok, ok, you win! I give up!

I WON!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!! Up yours Yooper and anything resembling good sportsmanship! I WON!!!!!!

Yooper sucks!!! Oh yeah! Oh Yeah! USA! USA! USA!

I now feel somewhat hollow inside.

Nevermind! USA! USA! USA!USA! USA! USA!USA! USA! USA!

 

[eschatz]

I LIKE girls with a little plump... I think super skinny is over-rated. If the medium sized girls want to show a little skin I am all for it!

+1 on that! Can't date anymore skinny ass girls. :rockin:


oh yeah, i hate capri pants too... i dont think that's contradictory, I just dont like those pants. They're weird.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

oh yeah, i hate capri pants too... i dont think that's contradictory, I just dont like those pants. They're weird.

Oh man, they are actually talking about capris now!!!


Hey guys, I thought I made it fairly clear that I am drunk! No need to be talking about the lady fashions now!


Yooper sucks!! USA! USA!!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Maybe best to move this to drunken ramblings now, where I meant to put it in the first place

 

[Short Drive]

Let's just go have (another) beer!

Gnome: She means it.

 

[HBHoss]

SWMBO says it looks like I've dooped my drawers.....Thing is....my ass....may be the only part of my body that doesn't protrude in a sophisticated fat bastard fashion.

She does not realize it's genetic. The men in my family all suffer from the dreaded genetic disorder...Noassadall.

You mean we could be related??? The men in my family suffer from the same genetic disorder.

 

[Yooper]

Yooper sucks!! USA! USA!!

That's what I love- a gracious winner!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'm often told I have a good cute ass......Only problem is, it's always talking, and it don't have anything good to say.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

That's what I love- a gracious winner!

I'm becoming more American by the second, scarey huh?

 

[shecky]

Hey now, lighten up on capris. I like them on my wife, and she's not the need-to-eat-a-few-hundred-hamburger types. Baby got some nice back and fantastic legs.


Away with you, you crazy bastid.

 

[phissionkorps]

If you're not a pirate, you shouldn't be wearing capris. It gives otherwise hot girls my age a "trendy soccer mom" look, which is puke.

 

[Yooper]

I'm often told I have a good cute ass......Only problem is, it's always talking, and it don't have anything good to say.

I have a cute ass too! He's usually not too obnoxious, though.

 

[shecky]

I have a cute ass too!

Pictures to prove it.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Away with you, you crazy bastid.

Yo mama so fat, she make an eclipse just walking across the kitchen when the light is on!......Stand back man! I have a potato peeler!

 

[ShortSnoutBrewing]

do 3/4 pants count as capris? I have a pair of them and they're my favorite...um...shorts???

 

[Yooper]

Pictures to prove it.

You want a picture of Bob? He's the ass I'm talking about...........He is really cute, though.

 

[shecky]

Yo mama so fat, she make an eclipse just walking across the kitchen when the light is on!......Stand back man! I have a potato peeler!

She'd make you cry for yo momma. You're not man enough.