I didn't steal this beer!

[Baron von BeeGee]

Seriously, occifer, I traded a rock of crack for it!
http://www.newsobserver.com/122/story/539748.html

Taylor couldn't believe his luck. A night in jail for a case of beer, he asked.Finally, Taylor shrugged, turned to a jailer and said "Go ahead and fix me a plate, then."

 

[david_42]

I'm not certain why, but my brain insists on reading that site as "new sob server".

 

[the_bird]

There's something about that story that doesn't sound right. No way do I believe that the "victim" was merely a sucker who felt bad for the other guy and was going to give him $$ for a sandwich. There's more to it than that.