• Please visit and share your knowledge at our sister communities:
    Cheesemaking Forum Cast Iron Forum Canning Forum Ceramic Grills
    Espresso Forum Hot Pepper Forums Pizza Oven Forums
  • If you have not, please join our official Homebrewing Facebook Group!

    Homebrewing Facebook Group

I am wondering...

SSBrew - 728
Homebrew Talk

Help Support Homebrew Talk:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
CreamyGoodness said:
They are actually really good friends in their own right Ellis... I do appreciate the concern, however. :mug:
Click to expand...

You lucky S.O.B.

CreamyGoodness said:
Why is it, in my early 30s, has the hair on the top of my head fallen out, and the hair on the side of my head has experienced a growth Renaissance? I go from buzz-cut to Krusty the Klown in about a month. So basically, if you dont like me, good folks, just picture a guy saddened by his ridiculous hair. You're welcome.


*sigh* It'll pass.
Click to expand...

Pics please :D
 
Btw, I referenced this thread to SWMBO (I like telling her about all the times I am funny) and she said "wait, back up... bicycles? Is this something new?"

"I thought you knew about that one..."

"No this one's a new one on me. That makes the fetish count, what, like 100 now?"

"Close I think..."

"Ok, gonzo, can you pour me some wine?"
 
HUIZHUGS Brewing Equipment Keg Ball Lock Faucet 30cm Reinforced Silicone Hose Secondary Fermentation Homebrew Kegging Brewing Equipment
$58.16
HUIZHUGS Brewing Equipment Keg Ball Lock Faucet 30cm Reinforced Silicone Hose Secondary Fermentation Homebrew Kegging Brewing Equipment xiangshuizhenzhanglingfengshop
Craft A Brew - One Step No Rinse Cleanser - For Cleaning At Home Brewing Equipment - Non-Foaming Cleanser - Safe & Easy to Use - Home Brewing Supplies - 8 oz
$9.99 ($1.25 / Ounce)
Craft A Brew - One Step No Rinse Cleanser - For Cleaning At Home Brewing Equipment - Non-Foaming Cleanser - Safe & Easy to Use - Home Brewing Supplies - 8 oz Craft a Brew
AMZLMPKNTW Ball Lock Sample Faucet 30cm Reinforced Silicone Hose Secondary Fermentation Homebrew Kegging joyful
$22.00 ($623.23 / Ounce)
AMZLMPKNTW Ball Lock Sample Faucet 30cm Reinforced Silicone Hose Secondary Fermentation Homebrew Kegging joyful 无为中南商贸有限公司
2 Pack 1 Gallon Large Fermentation Jars with 3 Airlocks and 2 SCREW Lids(100% Airtight Heavy Duty Lid w Silicone) - Wide Mouth Glass Jars w Scale Mark - Pickle Jars for Sauerkraut, Sourdough Starter
-35%
$27.29 ($13.64 / Count) $41.99 ($21.00 / Count)
2 Pack 1 Gallon Large Fermentation Jars with 3 Airlocks and 2 SCREW Lids(100% Airtight Heavy Duty Lid w Silicone) - Wide Mouth Glass Jars w Scale Mark - Pickle Jars for Sauerkraut, Sourdough Starter Qianfenie Direct
Brewer's Elite Hydrometer - for Home Brew Beer, Wine, Mead and Kombucha - Deluxe Triple Scale Set, Hardcase and Cloth - Specific Gravity ABV Tester
$12.99
Brewer's Elite Hydrometer - for Home Brew Beer, Wine, Mead and Kombucha - Deluxe Triple Scale Set, Hardcase and Cloth - Specific Gravity ABV Tester Unicorp Ltd
ASDJKL Home Brewing Keg Ball Lock Faucet 30cm Reinforced Silicone Hose Secondary Fermentation Homebrew Kegging Brewing Accessories
$55.87
ASDJKL Home Brewing Keg Ball Lock Faucet 30cm Reinforced Silicone Hose Secondary Fermentation Homebrew Kegging Brewing Accessories yayangyang
JIAWANSHUN 110V Electric Wine Transfer Pump, 5L/Min Food Grade Self-Priming Pump w/Stepless Speed Control, Stainless Steel Filters & 13.12ft Hose - for Home Brewing, Beverages, Low Noise
$42.98
JIAWANSHUN 110V Electric Wine Transfer Pump, 5L/Min Food Grade Self-Priming Pump w/Stepless Speed Control, Stainless Steel Filters & 13.12ft Hose - for Home Brewing, Beverages, Low Noise JIAWANSHUNUS
Home brew Journal for Craft Beer Homebrewers | Homebrew Logbook w/ space for 70+ recipes | Beer Glassware Reference, Beer Color Chart, Hops and Yeast Strain Chart |
-29%
$24.99 $34.99
Home brew Journal for Craft Beer Homebrewers | Homebrew Logbook w/ space for 70+ recipes | Beer Glassware Reference, Beer Color Chart, Hops and Yeast Strain Chart | Kegs & Code Co.
Hydrometer Test Kit, Triple Scale Alcohol Tester Hydrometer for Wine, Beer, Kombucha & Mead, Wine Making Kit, (ABV Tester, Brix, Specific Gravity Hydrometer) + Hydrometer Test Jar for Home Brewing Kit
$15.97 ($3.19 / Count)
Hydrometer Test Kit, Triple Scale Alcohol Tester Hydrometer for Wine, Beer, Kombucha & Mead, Wine Making Kit, (ABV Tester, Brix, Specific Gravity Hydrometer) + Hydrometer Test Jar for Home Brewing Kit CIMALAB Direct
VINUM Carboy Cleaner - 27" Long Bottle Brush for Carboys, Jugs, Water Bottles & Demijohns - Modular & Universal Scrub Brush Cleaning Supplies for Brewing & Wine Making Equipment
$32.99
VINUM Carboy Cleaner - 27" Long Bottle Brush for Carboys, Jugs, Water Bottles & Demijohns - Modular & Universal Scrub Brush Cleaning Supplies for Brewing & Wine Making Equipment Lykit
Hornindal Kveik Yeast for Homebrewing - Mead, Cider, Wine, Beer - 10g Packet - Saccharomyces Cerevisiae - Sold by Shadowhive.com
$10.99 ($31.16 / Ounce)
Hornindal Kveik Yeast for Homebrewing - Mead, Cider, Wine, Beer - 10g Packet - Saccharomyces Cerevisiae - Sold by Shadowhive.com Shadowhive
6 Pack Mini Hygrometer Indoor Humidity Meter, Small Digital Thermometer Humidity Gauge Meter, Indoor Thermometer Hygrometer Monitor Fahrenheit (℉) for Thermostat Reptile Tank, Mason Jars
-22%
$6.97 $8.99
6 Pack Mini Hygrometer Indoor Humidity Meter, Small Digital Thermometer Humidity Gauge Meter, Indoor Thermometer Hygrometer Monitor Fahrenheit (℉) for Thermostat Reptile Tank, Mason Jars JJMTDS
Mead Making Kit – Complete Honey Wine Brewing Kit with Reusable Equipment, Glass Fermenter, Airlock & Yeast – DIY Homebrew Kit for Beginners & Experts- This Mead Kit Makes 1 Gallon of Mead. Must Bee Company
$49.95
Mead Making Kit – Complete Honey Wine Brewing Kit with Reusable Equipment, Glass Fermenter, Airlock & Yeast – DIY Homebrew Kit for Beginners & Experts- This Mead Kit Makes 1 Gallon of Mead. Must Bee Company Must Bee Company, LLC
Craft A Brew - Mead Yeast Nutrient Bundle - Lalvin D47 Yeast - For Fermentation - Home Brewing Ingredients - Mead Making Supplies - Yields 10 Gallons
$34.99
Craft A Brew - Mead Yeast Nutrient Bundle - Lalvin D47 Yeast - For Fermentation - Home Brewing Ingredients - Mead Making Supplies - Yields 10 Gallons Craft a Brew
Five Star - 6022b_ - Star San - 32 Ounce - High Foaming Sanitizer
$33.95
Five Star - 6022b_ - Star San - 32 Ounce - High Foaming Sanitizer Bridgeview Beer and Wine Supply
Fermtech - Auto Siphon Mini with 6 Ft of Food Safe Tubing & Clamp - Easy Home Brewing, Winemaking Kit, Complete System for Beer, Wine, Liquid Transfer & Fermentation Tools - Perfect for Small Batches
$15.99
Fermtech - Auto Siphon Mini with 6 Ft of Food Safe Tubing & Clamp - Easy Home Brewing, Winemaking Kit, Complete System for Beer, Wine, Liquid Transfer & Fermentation Tools - Perfect for Small Batches UBREW USA
Inkbird ITC-308 Digital Temperature Controller 2-Stage Outlet Thermostat Heating and Cooling Mode Carboy Homebrew Fermenter Greenhouse Terrarium 110V 10A
$35.00 ($2.30 / oz)
Inkbird ITC-308 Digital Temperature Controller 2-Stage Outlet Thermostat Heating and Cooling Mode Carboy Homebrew Fermenter Greenhouse Terrarium 110V 10A Inkbird
12 Pack Pgzsy Mini Small Digital Electronic Temperature Humidity Meters Gauge Indoor Thermometer Hygrometer LCD Display Fahrenheit (℉) for Humidors, Greenhouse, Garden
$15.99
12 Pack Pgzsy Mini Small Digital Electronic Temperature Humidity Meters Gauge Indoor Thermometer Hygrometer LCD Display Fahrenheit (℉) for Humidors, Greenhouse, Garden Pgzsy
Wilbur Curtis - WC-3621-101-P Brew Cone Assembly with Splash Pocket, Stylized - Commercial-Grade Brew Basket - WC-3621-101 (Each)
$34.99
Wilbur Curtis - WC-3621-101-P Brew Cone Assembly with Splash Pocket, Stylized - Commercial-Grade Brew Basket - WC-3621-101 (Each) Lovely Experience
Craft A Brew - LalBrew Voss™ - Kveik Ale Yeast - For Craft Lagers - Ingredients for Home Brewing - Beer Making Supplies - (1 Pack)
$7.79 ($7.79 / Count)
Craft A Brew - LalBrew Voss™ - Kveik Ale Yeast - For Craft Lagers - Ingredients for Home Brewing - Beer Making Supplies - (1 Pack) Craft a Brew
Fermtech Pro Filler with 6.5 Feet of Food Safe NSF-51 Certified Tubing - Auto Bottle Filler Wand for Bottling, Racking, Filling, & Brewing Equipment for Beer, Wine, Water & Craft Kits - Made in Canada
$12.99
Fermtech Pro Filler with 6.5 Feet of Food Safe NSF-51 Certified Tubing - Auto Bottle Filler Wand for Bottling, Racking, Filling, & Brewing Equipment for Beer, Wine, Water & Craft Kits - Made in Canada UBREW USA
5 Pcs White Nylon Straining Bag - Fine Mesh - Homebrew Beer Wine Cider Dry Hop Beer Brewing Filters and Straining Home Brewing and Wine Making(6 x 7.8 inch(Width x Height))
$6.99
5 Pcs White Nylon Straining Bag - Fine Mesh - Homebrew Beer Wine Cider Dry Hop Beer Brewing Filters and Straining Home Brewing and Wine Making(6 x 7.8 inch(Width x Height)) ANHQ
Fermus Set of 2 Cold Brew Coffee Filter for 64oz / 2Quart Wide Mouth Mason Jar Infuser 304 Stainless Steel Strainer with Seal Ring Design for Grounds Tea Fruit Coffee Filter
$16.99 ($8.50 / Count)
Fermus Set of 2 Cold Brew Coffee Filter for 64oz / 2Quart Wide Mouth Mason Jar Infuser 304 Stainless Steel Strainer with Seal Ring Design for Grounds Tea Fruit Coffee Filter Fermus
FastRack Triple-Scale Hydrometer - ABV Hydrometer - Specific Gravity Hydrometer to accurately Test ABV and the Specific Gravity of Your Wine, Beer, Mead or Kombucha
$8.26
FastRack Triple-Scale Hydrometer - ABV Hydrometer - Specific Gravity Hydrometer to accurately Test ABV and the Specific Gravity of Your Wine, Beer, Mead or Kombucha Amazon.com
2 Inch Tri Clamp Keg Manifold With Ball Lock Posts, Pressure Gauge, PRV (0-30 PSI) – Homebrew, Fermentation, Kegging System
$172.35
2 Inch Tri Clamp Keg Manifold With Ball Lock Posts, Pressure Gauge, PRV (0-30 PSI) – Homebrew, Fermentation, Kegging System wuhanshijiayangzhiyimaoyiyouxiangongsi
Brewer's Best Home Brew Beer Ingredient Kit - 5 Gallon (Mexican Cerveza)
$39.22 ($39.22 / Count)
Brewer's Best Home Brew Beer Ingredient Kit - 5 Gallon (Mexican Cerveza) Amazon.com
Monkkino Brew Bags, 2pcs Brew In A Bag, Reusable Wine Straining Bag for Homebrewing, Fine Mesh Bag for Boiling, Durable Mesh Strainer Bag, 22×26 & 16x18
-20%
$6.39 $7.99
Monkkino Brew Bags, 2pcs Brew In A Bag, Reusable Wine Straining Bag for Homebrewing, Fine Mesh Bag for Boiling, Durable Mesh Strainer Bag, 22×26 & 16x18 Monkkino
Craft A Brew - Safale S-04 Dry Yeast - Fermentis - English Ale Dry Yeast - For English and American Ales and Hard Apple Ciders - Ingredients for Home Brewing - Beer Making Supplies - [1 Pack]
-7%
$6.95 ($17.38 / Ounce) $7.47 ($18.68 / Ounce)
Craft A Brew - Safale S-04 Dry Yeast - Fermentis - English Ale Dry Yeast - For English and American Ales and Hard Apple Ciders - Ingredients for Home Brewing - Beer Making Supplies - [1 Pack] Hobby Homebrew
Wilbur Curtis Thermal Dispenser Seamless Pourpot, 64 Oz, Ss Exterior/Liner, Brew-Thru Lid - Commercial Airpot Pourpot Beverage Dispenser - CLXP6401S100 (Each)
$57.10
Wilbur Curtis Thermal Dispenser Seamless Pourpot, 64 Oz, Ss Exterior/Liner, Brew-Thru Lid - Commercial Airpot Pourpot Beverage Dispenser - CLXP6401S100 (Each) Global Commercial Parts
1pc Hose Barb/MFL 1.5" Tri Clamp to Ball Lock Post Liquid Gas Homebrew Kegging Fermentation Parts Brewer Hardware SUS304(Liquid Hose Barb)
$53.24
1pc Hose Barb/MFL 1.5" Tri Clamp to Ball Lock Post Liquid Gas Homebrew Kegging Fermentation Parts Brewer Hardware SUS304(Liquid Hose Barb) yunchengshiyanhuqucuichendianzishangwuyouxiangongsi
Craft A Brew - LalBrew BRY-97™American West Coast Ale Yeast - American Beer Dry Yeast - For Craft Lagers - Ingredients for Home Brewing - Beer Making Supplies - (1 Pack)
$7.49 ($19.30 / Ounce)
Craft A Brew - LalBrew BRY-97™American West Coast Ale Yeast - American Beer Dry Yeast - For Craft Lagers - Ingredients for Home Brewing - Beer Making Supplies - (1 Pack) Craft a Brew
FERRODAY Wort Brewing Pump, Stainless Head Magnetic Drive Brew Food Safe Water High Temp Homebrew Beer Pump with 1/2" NPT Thread
$58.39
FERRODAY Wort Brewing Pump, Stainless Head Magnetic Drive Brew Food Safe Water High Temp Homebrew Beer Pump with 1/2" NPT Thread Brewhouse168
aichose Brix Refractometer with ATC, Dual Scale - Specific Gravity & Brix, Hydrometer in Wine Making and Beer Brewing, Homebrew Kit
-35%
$18.99 $29.20
aichose Brix Refractometer with ATC, Dual Scale - Specific Gravity & Brix, Hydrometer in Wine Making and Beer Brewing, Homebrew Kit Top Town
1pc Hose Barb/MFL 1.5" Tri Clamp to Ball Lock Post Liquid Gas Homebrew Kegging Fermentation Parts Brewer Hardware SUS304(Liquid Hose Barb)
$53.24
1pc Hose Barb/MFL 1.5" Tri Clamp to Ball Lock Post Liquid Gas Homebrew Kegging Fermentation Parts Brewer Hardware SUS304(Liquid Hose Barb) Guangshui Weilu You Trading Co., Ltd
Hydrometer - Triple Scale Hydrometer for Home Brewing - Beer and Wine
$7.19
Hydrometer - Triple Scale Hydrometer for Home Brewing - Beer and Wine Amazon.com
General Tools MMD4E Digital Moisture Meter, Water Leak Detector, Moisture Tester, Pin Type, Backlit LCD Display With Audible and Visual High-Medium-Low Moisture Content Alerts, Grays
-23%
$38.32 $49.95
General Tools MMD4E Digital Moisture Meter, Water Leak Detector, Moisture Tester, Pin Type, Backlit LCD Display With Audible and Visual High-Medium-Low Moisture Content Alerts, Grays Amazon.com
Craft A Brew - Deluxe Mead Making Kit - 1 Gallon Homebrew Starter Set with Backsweetening & Bottling Tools - DIY Mead Brewing Kit for Beginners - Just Add Honey
$79.99
Craft A Brew - Deluxe Mead Making Kit - 1 Gallon Homebrew Starter Set with Backsweetening & Bottling Tools - DIY Mead Brewing Kit for Beginners - Just Add Honey Craft a Brew
Inkbird ITC-308 Digital Temperature Controller 2-Stage Outlet Thermostat Heating and Cooling Mode Carboy Homebrew Fermenter Greenhouse Terrarium 110V 10A
$35.00 ($2.30 / oz)
Inkbird ITC-308 Digital Temperature Controller 2-Stage Outlet Thermostat Heating and Cooling Mode Carboy Homebrew Fermenter Greenhouse Terrarium 110V 10A Inkbird
Inkbird ITC-308 Digital Temperature Controller Outlet Thermostat 2-Stage 1100W with Sensor Reptile Beer Brewing Kegs Fridge Cured Meat Breeding Growing
$35.00 ($35.00 / Count)
Inkbird ITC-308 Digital Temperature Controller Outlet Thermostat 2-Stage 1100W with Sensor Reptile Beer Brewing Kegs Fridge Cured Meat Breeding Growing Inkbird
1pc Commercial Keg Manifold 2" Tri Clamp,Ball Lock Tapping Head,Pressure Gauge/Adjustable PRV for Kegging,Fermentation Control
$176.97
1pc Commercial Keg Manifold 2" Tri Clamp,Ball Lock Tapping Head,Pressure Gauge/Adjustable PRV for Kegging,Fermentation Control hanhanbaihuoxiaoshoudian
CIGAROL Mini Digital Hygrometer & Thermometer for Humidors — Indoor/Outdoor Temperature & Humidity Gauge for Greenhouse, Incubator, Reptile Terrarium & Jars, °F/°C（Pack of 1）
$9.99
CIGAROL Mini Digital Hygrometer & Thermometer for Humidors — Indoor/Outdoor Temperature & Humidity Gauge for Greenhouse, Incubator, Reptile Terrarium & Jars, °F/°C（Pack of 1） CigarHub Store
Circrane Hydrometer & Glass Test Jar Set, Triple Scale Alcohol Hydrometer with Glass Cylinder for Brew Beer, Wine, Mead and Kombucha, ABV, Brix and Gravity Test Kit, Home Brewing Supplies
$12.99
Circrane Hydrometer & Glass Test Jar Set, Triple Scale Alcohol Hydrometer with Glass Cylinder for Brew Beer, Wine, Mead and Kombucha, ABV, Brix and Gravity Test Kit, Home Brewing Supplies Circrane LTD
VEVOR Electric Brewing System, 9.2 Gal/35 L Brewing Pot, All-in-One Home Beer Brewer w/Pump, Mash Boil Device w/Panel, Auto/Manual Mode 100-1800W Power 25-100℃ Temp 1-180 min Timer Recipe Memory
-30%
$259.99 $368.99
VEVOR Electric Brewing System, 9.2 Gal/35 L Brewing Pot, All-in-One Home Beer Brewer w/Pump, Mash Boil Device w/Panel, Auto/Manual Mode 100-1800W Power 25-100℃ Temp 1-180 min Timer Recipe Memory Simplego
Brewer's Elite Hydrometer & Plastic Test Jar - for Home Brew Beer, Wine, Mead and Kombucha - Deluxe Triple Scale Set, Hardcase and Cloth - Specific Gravity ABV Tester
$21.99
Brewer's Elite Hydrometer & Plastic Test Jar - for Home Brew Beer, Wine, Mead and Kombucha - Deluxe Triple Scale Set, Hardcase and Cloth - Specific Gravity ABV Tester Unicorp Ltd
3"Tri Clamp Fermenters ball lock post Convert Lid with Gas Post Beer Post PRV,Fermentasaurus Pressure,Homebrew Kegging fermentation Equipment
$42.99
3"Tri Clamp Fermenters ball lock post Convert Lid with Gas Post Beer Post PRV,Fermentasaurus Pressure,Homebrew Kegging fermentation Equipment homebrew supply
Craft A Brew - Polycarbonate Hydrometer - Triple Scale - Measures Potential Alcohol Content & Density of Sugar - Durable & Built to Last - Specific Gravity, Potential ABV, & Brix
$10.99
Craft A Brew - Polycarbonate Hydrometer - Triple Scale - Measures Potential Alcohol Content & Density of Sugar - Durable & Built to Last - Specific Gravity, Potential ABV, & Brix Craft a Brew
Craft a Brew - Beer Recipe Kit - Single Hop IPA-Cascade - Home Brewing Ingredient Refill - Beer Making Supplies - Includes Hops, Yeast, Malts, Extracts - 5 Gallons
$59.99
Craft a Brew - Beer Recipe Kit - Single Hop IPA-Cascade - Home Brewing Ingredient Refill - Beer Making Supplies - Includes Hops, Yeast, Malts, Extracts - 5 Gallons Craft a Brew
Brew Supply Summer Ale All-Grain kit | Pilsen Malt | Wheat Malt | Carapils Grain | Cascade Pellet Hops | Safale US-05 Yeast | 5 Gallon Advanced All Grain Home Brewing
$41.99
Brew Supply Summer Ale All-Grain kit | Pilsen Malt | Wheat Malt | Carapils Grain | Cascade Pellet Hops | Safale US-05 Yeast | 5 Gallon Advanced All Grain Home Brewing My Brew Supply
Brewing accessories 1.5" Tri Clamp to Ball Lock Post Liquid Gas Homebrew Kegging Fermentation Parts Brewer Hardware SUS304 Brewing accessories(Liquid Hose Barb)
$79.19
Brewing accessories 1.5" Tri Clamp to Ball Lock Post Liquid Gas Homebrew Kegging Fermentation Parts Brewer Hardware SUS304 Brewing accessories(Liquid Hose Barb) chuhanhandianzishangwu
Surprised he didn't get Mrs Piggy.....

piggy.jpg
[/
 

Similar threads

F
why does kegged commercial beer always taste better than bottled ?
2
Replies
44
Views
3K
madscientist451
madscientist451
SanPancho
Brewzilla BIAB no sparge efficiency problems
Replies
7
Views
943
doug293cz
doug293cz
sixstring
Experimental changes to a Brewers Best Oktoberfest kit - I have a few questions
Replies
25
Views
2K
sixstring
sixstring
W
Low attenuation on 30 minute mash?
Replies
12
Views
1K
worlddivides
W
Dave_E
How long do you leave the fruit bag in primary?
Replies
0
Views
1K
Dave_E
Dave_E
Brewer's Friend 300

Latest posts

Back
Top