Humorous homebrew names

[Ridire]

I named my first Hefe "He Aint Hefe...He's My Brother".

Well played.

 

[WileECoyote]

Named my Stout, El Guapo *****, El Guapo is the bad guy from the movie the 3 Amigo's for anyone that didn't know, and since its a stout=*****

My Translation is "The Handsome Black One"

Cheers

 

[JonM]

I've always wanted to make a "Chim-a-ney Red" after a line in a Tom Waits song. ("Never could stand that dog.")

None More Black stout because, how much more black could this be?

Can't take credit for this one, but "May The Schwartzbier With You" a la Spaceballs.

 

[Heine81]

I've got Night Moves, which is a black IPA.

I had one i named "Joey Porter" because it was a very robust porter.

and then a Rumpelstiltskin which was a Russian imperial stout.

 

[ktblunden]

This Beer Tastes Like A.A.S. (IPA brewed with almost all simcoe hops).

 

[Lucky7s]

Leprechaun Killer.....

 

[unionrdr]

Interesting situation to be in.

 

[lizybeth_ii]

So I've been trying to come up with some Nerdy beer names.
Death Starr- a star anise flavored imperial stout
Dagobah- an Oatmeal stout with chocolate and mint notes...mmmm swampy
T.A.R.D.I.S- A blueberry juice fortified barleywine
Pan galactic gargle blaster- a strong lemony beer(maybe a shandy?) with gold leaf floateys or maybe a shot of goldshlager like a carbomb
Brown coat- a Flemish sour brown
Hello kitty- a cherry rice lager

 

[CityOChampBrew]

So I've been trying to come up with some Nerdy beer names.
Death Starr- a star anise flavored imperial stout
Dagobah- an Oatmeal stout with chocolate and mint notes...mmmm swampy
T.A.R.D.I.S- A blueberry juice fortified barleywine
Pan galactic gargle blaster- a strong lemony beer(maybe a shandy?) with gold leaf floateys or maybe a shot of goldshlager like a carbomb
Brown coat- a Flemish sour brown
Hello kitty- a cherry rice lager

make a raspberry wheat and name it lonestar

"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry"

 

[gmcapone]

I made a vanilla cream ale called "vanilla's brand new invention" and a black IPA called "head hop" (if you get that one). I'm probably going to make a black IIPA and name it something like "Mandingo's black mamba" not sure what yet....but you get the idea.

My buddy said I should call it "snoop lion's IIPA" and have the caption be "a beer so black it will steal your thirst" so wrong, yet so funny.

 

[GeorgiaTiger]

My buddy said I should call it "snoop lion's IIPA" and have the caption be "a beer so black it will steal your thirst" so wrong, yet so funny.

This made me chuckle so hard! LOL

 

[LabRatBrewer]

I named a peppered pale ale on tropical fruit, "Ricky Ricardo" because it was a hot cuban.

 

[MedicMang]

My Christmas ale is named Baby Jesus Birthday Brew. Then for Easter, its Zombie Jesus.

My newest one is a Zombie Dust-ish IPA that I'm making for my orange cat named Citra. I'm calling it
Imma
Paininda
Ass

Get it? I P A...

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Cognitive Dissonance CDA
Little Albert Wit Bier
Pavlovian Pale Ale
Gestalt Alt
Freudian Slip Barleywine

Guess what I do for a living!?!?!?!

 

[unionrdr]

Here's the label I made for the Pork Soda black smoky pseudo lager;
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Mr Crinkle's def havin a bad day...

 

[KeyWestBrewing]

If you branch out into meads I would suggest "Dicken's Cyser"

Hey Dickens Cider is the name of my cider lol. I could have been beat to the punch but you sure you ain't see that in my sig?

I have another one named after a popular local legend of sorts Bum Farto http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1996-10-06/features/9610100301_1_fire-drug-assistant-prosecutor.
He was the fire chief and had a license plate that said El Jefe. So I came up with the Where Is Bum Farto El Jefeweizen.

I also named my Badfish IIPA after the Sublime song but not sure that counts towards what your sayin.

 

[murppie]

I've had some humorous ones myself. Two recent ones are:

International Beer of Mystery- supposed to be an Irish red with a hint of citrus, was more like a session IPA

O-Face- awesome IPA. This one was just funny because I never really know what to name my beers or how to label bottles if/when I do bottle. So instead of a name and initial, I just traced the circular indent on the bottle cap and my roommate decided we should run with it.

 

[unionrdr]

Hey Dickens Cider is the name of my cider lol. I could have been beat to the punch but you sure you ain't see that in my sig?

I have another one named after a popular local legend of sorts Bum Farto http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1996-10-06/features/9610100301_1_fire-drug-assistant-prosecutor.
He was the fire chief and had a license plate that said El Jefe. So I came up with the Where Is Bum Farto El Jefeweizen.

I also named my Badfish IIPA after the Sublime song but not sure that counts towards what your sayin.

I'm tryin to remember what movie I saw "El Jefe" in?...

 

[ackbrew]

Fade to Blackout IPA


Samuel Jackson's Black IPA

Dogsh*thead Indian Brown