Hulk Hogan Beer

[Clint Yeastwood]

Has anyone here tried Real American Beer yet? It must be fantastic, because it's made by Hulk Hogan. I hear every can is strained through his sweaty yellow bikini bottoms.

Real American! The beer for manly Americans who like their sports scripted!

 

[Yesfan]

Nope, I've not tried it. To be honest, this is the first I've heard of it. Yellow bikini bottoms? Hmmmm....must be for his pale lagers.


I'd avoid his dark lagers................

 

[mac_1103]

This seems a bit deja vu-ish...

 

[Clint Yeastwood]

Didn't see that thread. But now we get to enjoy reliving it.

I see people criticizing Hogan for his political beliefs. Not going there. Personally, I would have talked about the way he went through life stabbing people in the back, or the fact that he pumped himself up on illegal drugs and then held himself out as a role model to little kids. Or the way he choked 125-pound Richard Belzer unconscious and dropped him on his head on a hard floor. You can be 100% apolitical and not like this guy.

Interesting fact: Hogan and I had the same PE teacher. Coach Hatch. With his special built-up medical shoe from stomping Germans heads too hard on D-Day. Scared all of us. Especially Bobby Bacon, the able-bodied kid who couldn't figure out how to run, and Morris, the kid who couldn't comprehend pushups.

They don't make PE coaches like that any more. They all used to have plates in their heads or prosthetic arms. The Greatest Generation.

 

[mac_1103]

Come on, Belzer was a pretty tall dude. Had to weigh at least a buck and a half.

 

[Clint Yeastwood]

He was on a plant-based diet, though. Cigarettes and cocaine.

 

[Yesfan]

He was on a plant-based diet, though. Cigarettes and cocaine.

So...he was vegan?