Hahaha! You're gonna fit in this asylum just fine 
So Bigdaddyale got it - it's not Raspbian that needs the nudge, it's BrewPi.
Follow the link he posted, but the short of it is, execute this command:
o ls /dev/ttyU* (we already know this particular clone sits at /dev/ttyUSB0)
o record the vid and pid values,
o edit /home/brewpi/autoSerial.py
o add an entry similar to the others with the actual vid and pid values prefixed with 0x, as the example below:
{'vid': 0x1a86, 'pid': 0x7523, 'name': "Uno-Clone"}
o save the file, start up BrewPi and see what happens...
Cheers!

So Bigdaddyale got it - it's not Raspbian that needs the nudge, it's BrewPi.
Follow the link he posted, but the short of it is, execute this command:
o ls /dev/ttyU* (we already know this particular clone sits at /dev/ttyUSB0)
o record the vid and pid values,
o edit /home/brewpi/autoSerial.py
o add an entry similar to the others with the actual vid and pid values prefixed with 0x, as the example below:
{'vid': 0x1a86, 'pid': 0x7523, 'name': "Uno-Clone"}
o save the file, start up BrewPi and see what happens...
Cheers!