How would YOU finish "Real Homebrewers...."

[mikeysab]

...always swallow.

 

[mcwilcr]

... Put it in the bunghole

 

[Xpertskir]

Get excited about a big blow off.

 

[EllisTX]

...do inhale

 

[meadmazer]

know what "zymurgy" means

 

[Skeptidelphian]

...are pitchers, not catchers.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

... don't let friends drink infected beer. unless they're into that. I'm not one to judge.

 

[mgortel]

".....do it with yeast!"

 

[dlaramie08]

...plan their house under construction around their brewery.

 

[iambeer]

...use homebrewtalk.com compulsively.

 

[Brew-Jay]

...can multiply anything by 131 in their heads.

 

[45_70sharps]

Are unable to stop washing and saving bottles, even though they are out of room to store them and no longer bottle their beer

 

[45_70sharps]

Get aroused at the steady sound of a bubbling airlock.

 

[lewishowardm3]

....will greet their beer before SWMBO!

 

[skw]

...are convinced that apples need to be conditioned for an extra month.

 

[SiriusStarr]

...never come out of the closet. That fermenting Belgian is making it smell too darn good. (True story.)

 

[mooshimanx]

Are unable to stop washing and saving bottles, even though they are out of room to store them and no longer bottle their beer

So much truth it hurts.

 

[bigbeergeek]

...do it during the mash.