How to REALLY brew

[John Beere]

I need to change this thread title to "Videolog of a Lunatic"

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

I need to change this thread title to "Videolog of a Lunatic"

Please do, everyone needs to see this guy and see an example of why you make beer properly...

 

[ill.literate]

Please god PLEASE don't let him figure out how to make a distillery and create moonshine...

Actually... if he gives it a shot, and fails, HORRIBLY, we might have ourselves a Darwin awards winner

 

[bnutting]

Well...um....I......um.....made......um.....it.......a........whole.....two.......and.........um.......a
.....um......half.....um......minutes.......and........um.......I.......um.........had........um......to.
....um......quit.......um.



All I can say is "WOW" this guy should try out for American Idol!

 

[Brewing Clamper]

from his profile:

Occupation: Observer, Actor, Jester, Entertainer.

translation: Unemployed.

 

[TheJadedDog]

Listen right at 10:00 - 10:05; the little girl's voice kinda sounds like it's saying "Let me out!"

He's kinda itchy, isn't he?

Sounds more like Please Help to me, seriously messed up.

 

[BierMuncher]

This guy earned a 48 hour spot in my sig.....

 

[JnJ]

That! Was funny! The idea to tape it and post it on the web was even funnier!

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

from his profile:

Occupation: Observer, Actor, Jester, Entertainer.

translation: Unemployed.

I am leaning towards it being a joke again, there's just no way.... He had to have made this up, if he is acting he's damn good at it... There's no way he knew EXACTLY what to get wrong...

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

OK, I haven't seen these vids yet. Will watch later when I have the time. But have any of you considered that this may be a co-production by Borat?
LOL

 

[Alamo_Beer]

crap I can' t do it!

I made it 5min...i'm out

this guy is crazy as all get out


maybe I'll watch it after I get good and tanked......probubly not though

 

[rdwj]

OK, I haven't seen these vids yet. Will watch later when I have the time. But have any of you considered that this may be a co-production by Borat?
LOL

At first, I thought that was possible, but if you look at some of his other works, it's pretty obvious that he's a little on the wacky side.

 

[Ryanh1801]

Wow I just watched most of it. What a dumb ****.

 

[Evan!]

Wow I just watched most of it. What a dumb ****.

Calling this wackjob "dumb" is a bit off. He's not so much dumb as he is psychopathic and retarded. If he was just dumb, it wouldn't be nearly as much fun to watch. "Dumb" doesn't describe his crazy rants and weird videos of him mumbling and scratching himself maniacally. That right there is what we like call "in-f*cking-sane".

 

[Ryanh1801]

Calling this wackjob "dumb" is a bit off. He's not so much dumb as he is psychopathic and retarded. If he was just dumb, it wouldn't be nearly as much fun to watch. "Dumb" doesn't describe his crazy rants and weird videos of him mumbling and scratching himself maniacally. That right there is what we like call "in-f*cking-sane".

Cant argue with that! I loved the Gatorade comment.

 

[McKBrew]

He's definately got the cheapest source of equipment. WTF is up with this guy???

 

[Ryanh1801]

He's definately got the cheapest source of equipment. WTF is up with this guy???

And it serves two purposes Meth/Beer manufacturing.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

After watching some of his other works, I feel bad about posting the comment regarding knowing the difference between hydrometer, hygrometer, beer, and vinegar...

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

After watching some of his other works, I feel bad about posting the comment regarding knowing the difference between hydrometer, hygrometer, beer, and vinegar...

Nah it HAS to be a joke, there's just no way... Notice that the one guy that was commenting back and forth with him IS a brewer... It's got to be a big joke...

 

[Short Drive]

Check out his My Space page. At the top it says retarded but really smart. Then he has a celebrity look alike section. I think Kelly Osbourne is the closest.

 

[dibby33]

gob-****e. Tis the only description. Why would you want to tape 17min of yourself going um. um, um... make um

must be a joke.

 

[dibby33]

I know that this has been shown before but I needed this :

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

I know that this has been shown before but I needed this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe47PWpQoks

Obviously not scared of wild yeasts huh.... sorry that was bad...


I like that commercial, i wish my homebrew was brewed by beautiful women, instead it's 2 ugly guys...

 

[Bobby_M]

He's a notch up from my videos, I'll tell you that. Oh, and he doesn't drone on about nonsense as much either ;-)

 

[BierMuncher]

Nobody could do that thorough a job of "faking" this.

If so, he went out and rented the perfect location and equipment.

If my PC had smell-o-vision, I'd bet you could smell meth being cooked in the basement.

 

[Orpheus]

Nobody could do that thorough a job of "faking" this.

If so, he went out and rented the perfect location and equipment.

If my PC had smell-o-vision, I'd bet you could smell meth being cooked in the basement.

METH? This guy making meth is a recipe for disaster. He almost blew up his house making "beer", he'd certainly kill himself making meth.

 

[Beerrific]

I am leaning towards it being a joke again, there's just no way.... He had to have made this up, if he is acting he's damn good at it... There's no way he knew EXACTLY what to get wrong...

If you go to 14:34 you can see a bottle capper, wort chiller, and a big pot. I think this guy used to be a "real" brewer and something went terribly wrong.

EDIT: I watched part of his 35 minute video, he can barely put together sentences and his eyes are all wily. See Korsakoff's syndrome.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

All I can say is.. he decided to start brewing crystal meth instead. And has inhaled way to many fumes.

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

If you go to 14:34 you can see a bottle capper, wort chiller, and a big pot. I think this guy used to be a "real" brewer and something went terribly wrong.

EDIT: I watched part of his 35 minute video, he can barely put together sentences and his eyes are all wily. See Korsakoff's syndrome.

I know what happened... He got tape worm (which feeds of Vitamin B) which led to Korsakoff's now he brews his Ghetto Fab Juice...

Edit: atleast he's using barley syrup instead of Koolaid and Table Sugar...

 

[Ó Flannagáin]

This guys is really wierd