How to deal with a man-trapping woman

[Orpheus]

This guy is my new hero!

 

[SwAMi75]

Wonder why he chose to post that on Craigslist?

 

[Dude]

Good story...but when did Craigslist become an advice column?

I feel dirty now.



BTW... "Hey Craig, do you still have those tires?"

 

[SwAMi75]

BTW... "Hey Craig, do you still have those tires?"

".....and can you ship them to Missouri?"

 

[Dude]

".....and can you ship them to Missouri?"

Where does Craig keep all of this junk?

 

[the_bird]

This one is fun, too...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/176368889.html

 

[Buford]

This one is fun, too...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/176368889.html

I almost rolled out of my chair reading that

SWMBO refused to read it after hearing what it was about :cross:

 

[EvilTOJ]

Where does Craig keep all of this junk?

He keeps his junk in his pants!

 

[the_bird]

He keeps his junk in his pants!

You ever browse the "casual encounters" section? He ain't keeping his junk packed away...

 

[ayrton]

Ha! Clever bastard. I can't believe that woman would make him raise a kid that she isn't sure belongs to him.

I feel bad for the girl, though. I'm always a sucker for tears.

 

[david_42]

Had a similar experience, except I had told the woman about the vasectomy. She was convinced it had failed. DNA testing wasn't available at the time, but no one in my family has a built-in tan and kinky hair. And my sperm count was still zero.

 

[Copperhed]

Yeah, yeah, its up to the woman to keep up with who she slept with within a month. (a given)
I'm guessin ya'll do?

Bwa-hahahahhhahahahahahh

Copper

 

[Erbium:YAG]

This one is fun, too...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/176368889.html

Holy s**t, I just read that here at work. My collegues in the offices next to me are wondering what the hell is so funny. That was great!

 

[Cheesefood]

When I was in college, I had an at-home girlfriend who tried that with me, not realizing I tracked her periods. We broke up after that. With her, it wasn't real, she was just nervous that I was dating someone behind her back (which I was).

 

[Erbium:YAG]

After your entertaining diversion there Bird...getting to the thread topic, I definitely say that she got what she deserved. Obviously the guy who knocked her up was too much of a loser for her to even consider setting up camp with him. I think his strategy was correct in preparing the documentation before saying anything; but I think he may have gone a bit too far in the end...come on, flowers, jewelry and a token lay before letting her know he had the upper hand. Maybe she deserved it; but I think he would have walked away with more class if he didn't do that.

 

[MriswitH]

Seen that the other day off of another messageboard; its Internet gold.

This is one from my neck of the woods, cracked me up. Clicky-click!

 

[cweston]

I guess I am naive: I'm always a little shocked that anyone (not in the movies) would actually employ this technique in attempting to secure a spouse. Great way to build a relationship based on trust, eh?

The guy in the story was kindof a dick, but I guess it's hard to blame him.

 

[alemonkey]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

 

[ayrton]

Someone *really* likes Austin Powers.

 

[LouT]

Dr. Evil-Alemonkey
To have quoted that, I'm betting you've used the line when explaining your shornscrote to the ladies...

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

To have quoted that, I'm betting you've used the line when explaining your shornscrote to the ladies...

Haven't we all at one time or another?

 

[alemonkey]

Dr. Evil-Alemonkey
To have quoted that, I'm betting you've used the line when explaining your shornscrote to the ladies...

No, just in my support group when I'm trying to connect to my dysfunctional semi-evil son.

 

[LouT]

I think my explanation has been something like "I thought it might keep me from itching & scratching down there so much..."
Of course you could use your standby "I was just in a movie and I had to shave for my role..."

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I dunno, I don't think either one of those two are exactly shining examples of decent human beings. At least the sex was good..............