Get infected by adware. While trying (and failing) to clean it off, discover the same vulnerability allowed a root kit onto your machine. Take apart the machine to swap in a spare hard drive so you can install onto a clean drive preserving all your data. In the process, think you fried the motherboard when it won't power up. Replace motherboard with a new one. Discover the problem is really the power supply, so replace the power supply.
THEN, enjoy having a shiny new virus free system running Linux. :rockin:
THEN, enjoy having a shiny new virus free system running Linux. :rockin: