How many drunks does it take.......

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

To screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb steady, and one to keep the room spinning.

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To lay a rug?

One, if it's at least a half-attractive rug.




Go.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

To please a hipster?

Its an obscure number, you probably wouldnt have heard of it.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

To count to one hundred?


One hundred.

 

[unionrdr]

...to drive home from the bar? three. One to drive,the other (female) in the passenger seat to freak out & grab the wheel,& a third in the backseat to woot & laugh/freak out as this all transpires in the front seats.
It only takes one to spew in the backseat,but at least two to argue over who gets to clean it up. While trying not to wretch with both doors open.
That chandleir,is all lit up...it just took a swing at me. And someone put the bathtub,where the dang commode used to be. HEY wall!? Why did you let them,move the door? And the ceilin...where it used to be before?

 

[mbauer013]

To lay a rug?

One, if it's at least a half-attractive rug.




Go.

Three if it's not attractive - 1 to do the deed and the other two to egg him on

To screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but the location of the screwing doesn't really matter to the drunks.