How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[Vamptrump]

In honor of Gary_Oak, I will name my next unnamed beer with non-traditional adjuncts after him!

 

[dpatrickv]

You're talking to a troll. A banned troll.

I don't know if hes as much a troll, as a uh...mislead individual...yeah....that...


This thread moves too quickly.

 

[Vamptrump]

I don't know if hes as much a troll, as a uh...mislead individual...yeah....that...


This thread moves too quickly.

Or you don't move quickly enough!

 

[PlexVector]

I don't know if hes as much a troll, as a uh...mislead individual...yeah....that...


This thread moves too quickly.

At sometime this morning this thread had to be moving in the (posts/second) realm.

 

[kev211]

Or you don't move quickly enough!

Right click-refresh, right click-refresh, right click-refresh

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

In honor of Gary_Oak, I will name my next unnamed beer with non-traditional adjuncts after him!

Will Trolls ferment?

 

[mkyl428]

 

[kev211]

Will Trolls ferment?

With proper aeration

 

[1977Brewer]

Will Trolls ferment?

I dunno, didn't read it in a book.

 

[PlexVector]

Will Trolls ferment?

depends on their mashing temp.

 

[Vamptrump]

Will Trolls ferment?

I imagine as well as babies.

Right click-refresh, right click-refresh, right click-refresh

I've sadly been keeping two tabs open on my subscriptions page and this thread. The power of not wanting to work today. And...I use F5 tyvm!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I imagine as well as babies.

Not sure if mean you dream about nipples, or you suppose it depends on how many babies the troll eats.

 

[brew_ny]

Will Trolls ferment?

you will need to do a step mash

I believe I reading that in a book or maybe it was in a post by Gary_Oak over at BA

 

[Gavin C]

I think what we have here is a failure to.....

What, no shower beers? I was sure I'd run into some mention of some in this eloquent prose of yours. Eyes are sore after that.

Thought I sould get on the goat/popcorn bandwagon. Better late than never.


Munch munch

 

[Vamptrump]

I couldn't find anything about trolls in my copies of Radical Brewing or Experimental Homebrewing...I don't know if I need to mash or not and how much I need to add for optimal flavor!

 

[LandoLincoln]

If I ever win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to track down every single person that posted in this thread and slap them.

Why?

I think that's quite obvious.

 

[Vamptrump]

If I ever win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to track down every single person that posted in this thread and slap them.

Why?

I think that's quite obvious.

Like a high-five slap?

 

[1977Brewer]

I couldn't find anything about trolls in my copies of Radical Brewing or Experimental Homebrewing...I don't know if I need to mash or not and how much I need to add for optimal flavor!

Trolls as they are are not convertible, you'll need to do a cereal mash.


If this were BA, we'd all be banned. Think on that.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I couldn't find anything about trolls in my copies of Radical Brewing or Experimental Homebrewing...I don't know if I need to mash or not and how much I need to add for optimal flavor!

Mosher recommends you do the mash. The Monster Mash, obviously.

 

[1977Brewer]

Like a high-five slap?

He's Lando. Of course it is.

 

[SnakeRidge]

If I ever win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to track down every single person that posted in this thread and slap them.

Why?

I think that's quite obvious.

How many books have you read about slapping? Cause I've read 7 books about not getting slapped.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

If I ever win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to track down every single person that posted in this thread and slap them.

Why?

I think that's quite obvious.

This person you hire, will he/she slap you immediately after hired or wait?

 

[1977Brewer]

How many books have you read about slapping? Cause I've read 7 books about not getting slapped.

Brother, I wrote three of the books on not getting slapped.

One is literally just about being blue eyed and self effacing. The other two delve into molecular not getting slapped-ing.

 

[hunter_le five]

What in the actual **** did I just read?

And kettle corn is vile stuff, shame on you.

 

[hunter_le five]

I miss Gary already.

RIP

 

[Vamptrump]

Kettle corn is magical. It's sweet, salty, fluffy, and yet slight crunchy. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Only two things can improve kettle corn, some sort of red pepper spice, and bacon (bacon improves most things, except alcohol)

 

[Psylocide]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UebvuKCVUV0[/ame]

 

[LandoLincoln]

This person you hire, will he/she slap you immediately after hired or wait?

Aw, man, you ruined the surprise ending.

"Master Lincoln, I have done as you requested and have slapped everyone in that HBT thread!"

"Excellent! Let me see this pictures! Yesss...this is glorious! GLORIOUS!"

"All except for one person, though."

"Really? Who did you miss?"

"YOU!"

[slap]

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! I am undone!"

fin

 

[1977Brewer]

I never jumped into the popcorn debate because I was doing real work for a minute. Kettle corn is awesome. Just a little bit of salt and it's magical. I also like literally every other way popcorn can be served.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Brother, I wrote three of the books on not getting slapped.

One is literally just about being blue eyed and self effacing. The other two delve into molecular not getting slapped-ing.

Yep, those are in my collection. I already knew most of the stuff about having blue eyes, but I still read the words on a molecular level.