How do you want to go?

[budbo]

I always thought it would be best to go right before I get senile, from a massive stroke (no pain) while having a killer orgasm brought about by sex with a hot 21 year old.

 

[Evets]

My favorite is Blue Ball, PA. That's all in Amish country, isn't it? I think I laughed for a good ten minutes straight when I saw Blue Ball on the map.

Can't see the irony there...

Yeah, BlueBall is here too. BlueBall's closer to Bird-In-Hand than it is to Intercourse and Paradise!

 

[the_bird]

I asked my wife to take Bird-In-Hand, but she just told me I was a pig and to pull my pants back up

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Wait until you're out of the grocery store! Women like to be romanced, next time try it in the parking lot or behind the dumpster.