How do you want to go?

[Pumbaa]

Walker brought it up and it's been a few hours since anyone made a poll . . .

and yes it took me 3 trys to get this posted (I suck)

BTW man glad to hear your ok now

 

[Orpheus]

When I go,

I hope I'm having sexual intercourse on a wood chipper, when a polar bear attacks me, throwing me into the chipper whilst he mauls me to death.

 

[alemonkey]

I hope to die at the age of 99 in bed.











Shot by a jealous husband

 

[nosnhojr]

(old joke, but hey...)

I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa.

(wait for it...)















Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

 

[todd_k]

combonation? Is that a country that eats delicious cheese-filled pretzel snacks?

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

I was going to pick the sex option exclusivly, but then I thought I had better not take the risk that my first time may also be my last time.

:cross:

 

[Pumbaa]

I forgot to reply to my own poll . . .

Combo option . . . .

I want to go shoving a polar bear into a wood chipper while I banging it in the arse because it attcked me

 

[Walker]

i want to go while having sex with a wood chipper and being attacked by its jealous polar bear lover.

 

[sudsmonkey]

Where's the " Drunk and fast " option?

 

[Sir Sudster]

Where's the stinkin' rich option..:cross:

 

[Ize]

Excuse me...

banging away while watching the news about a wood-chipper accident and a vicious polar bear attack....


Ize

 

[sudsmonkey]

How 'bout running a wood chipper while watching polar bear porn?

 

[Sir Sudster]

How 'bout running a wood chipper while watching polar bear porn?

Damn Man..I keep having to read that over and over....

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I think I want to go in a trajic homebrewing accident.........

as long as intercourse is involved, too, somehow......

hmmm........

 

[Ize]

I think I want to go in a trajic homebrewing accident.........

as long as intercourse is involved, too, somehow......

hmmm........

hm...

watching your friends dodge the polar bear while chipping up a tree, while you're keeping an eye on the boil while banging the missus?


Ize

 

[Pumbaa]

hm...

watching your friends dodge the polar bear while chipping up a tree, while you're keeping an eye on the boil while banging the missus?


Ize

Banging your friends' missus while he gets attacked by a polar bear and your missus catches ya and pushes you into the wood chipper . . .

Walker didnt give us enuff options we can only twist this so far

 

[rdwj]

i want to go while having sex with a wood chipper and being attacked by its jealous polar bear lover.

Ouch, I don't think having sex with a wood chipper is a good choice. You'd probably welcome the polar bear attack once you got started.

 

[the_bird]

I'm a bit of a sadist, so shoving a polar bear into a wood chipper gets me kinda hot.

 

[Caplan]

How 'bout running a wood chipper while watching polar bear porn?

Or running from the Polar Bear whilst thinking about wood chipper porn?

 

[the_bird]

Hmmm... running out of options here... how 'bout sticking my head in a wood chipper in despair after finding SWMBO going down on a polar bear?

 

[david_42]

Needless to say, I'm totally disgusted by this thread.

 

[Walker]

Needless to say, I'm totally disgusted by this thread.

then why did you say it?

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Ouch, I don't think having sex with a wood chipper is a good choice.

You haven't seen Walker's woodchipper, it's nice.

 

[Wolf]

I can't believe nobodys said...
"Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go"

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Hmmm... running out of options here... how 'bout sticking my head in a wood chipper in despair after finding SWMBO going down on a polar bear?

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[EvilTOJ]

What about dying running a polar bear through a woodchipper in Intercourse, PA?

 

[sudsmonkey]

Or running from the Polar Bear whilst thinking about wood chipper porn?

Mmmmmmmm... Woodchipper porn....

Say. Am I wrong in this, or aren't most polar bears frigid?

 

[Evets]

What about dying running a polar bear through a woodchipper in Intercourse, PA?

Intercourse, Pa. Is about five miles from here. How do you know about Intercourse, Pa.? BTW The two nearest towns to Intercourse are "Bird-In-Hand" and "Paradise" Gotta wonder how that happened, eh?
Anyway, A bear polar chick, some chipper wood, and frozen stiff oughta do it. And when I die, I don't want no funeral. Y'all can just stick a bone up my ass and let the dogs drag me away!

 

[david_42]

I've always wanted to die in a crash landing on Mars. Look like I'll have to live to be 110 or so.

 

[the_bird]

Intercourse, Pa. Is about five miles from here. How do you know about Intercourse, Pa.? BTW The two nearest towns to Intercourse are "Bird-In-Hand" and "Paradise" Gotta wonder how that happened, eh?
Anyway, A bear polar chick, some chipper wood, and frozen stiff oughta do it. And when I die, I don't want no funeral. Y'all can just stick a bone up my ass and let the dogs drag me away!

My favorite is Blue Ball, PA. That's all in Amish country, isn't it? I think I laughed for a good ten minutes straight when I saw Blue Ball on the map.

Can't see the irony there...