How Do I Put This?

[GarageDweller]

...the new trend is to get yourself neutered...

Pass it on!

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I just have to see how this turns out. Awesome thread. And mostly because it is NOT me this is happening too...

to the OP, you are really taking this well. If I found out one of my daughters was getting married, a) on Face Book and b) to both a man and a woman, 25 years old or not I would beat her ass! I understand that kids will be kids and we all went through our wild phases (mine was ridiculous) but this really takes the cake. I just can't believe you are so calm about this. You must take so much Valium you own the stock. I would be blowing a gasket over this. Either way, good luck to you all and please keep us posted.

 

[Goofynewfie]

look on the bright side if they end up getting divorced it won't be hard for her to prove he had an affair

 

[Homercidal]

Sounds like she's really into chicks...

 

[landshark]

I'm rooting for the guy.

1. Possible Rocker (As earlier, just imagining a young Nikki Sixx as opposed to a young Marilyn Manson)
2. Possible 3-way open relationship
3. MIL to be is a Home Brewer, so awesome beer at Family events at least for 1 side of the family
4. MIL provides Dinner for any sort of Family Meeting
5. Sterile, no kids to worry about
6. More Family Christmases. (Can be a bad deal as it involves extended family, but possibly more presents, so more Gift Cards to Home Depot)
7. If having an out of town affair, can always claim was with wife 2 or vice-versa
8. Need help around the house? Call Father in Law. Which one is handier at sweating a pipe leak?
9. If Sterile thing doesn't work out, has multiple options for picking a babysitter. Much better than the typical 2.
10. Did I mention Mrs. Zamboni's Homebrew?????


So besides the whole trying to please 2 women thing. I'm rooting for the guy.

 

[GarageDweller]

Trying to love 2 women, is like a ball and chain,
Trying to love 2 women, is like a ball and chain,
Sometimes the pleasure, aint worth the strain,
Its a long old grind, and it tires your mind.
-The Oakridge Boys

I'm sure the guy has never heard this song before.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Thanks, GarageDweller! I'm a put those lyrics out to him right now! I removed the earlier pic, cause it just felt...wrong.

 

[maxamuus]

It could be worse....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ity-charge-posting-ad-Craigslist-dog-sex.html

 

[SharonaZamboni]

That is so much worse
Wouldn't it be easier to just get their own dog?

 

[EoinMag]

Wait, if was he medically sterilized, then his his sex drive was cut off as in castrated and sex would be a non-issue as he or shall I say "IT" would have no interest in sex and be unable to achieve an erection!! Wow, that is a drastic thing to do and most doctors will not perform such an operation unless the guy is a pedophile and could not control his urge for young children. Otherwise he could be chemically sterilized which lasts as long as he takes the drugs, which I believe have some very strange side effects. Most disturbing ... now I was quite wild at 22 but this takes the cake, frosting and pan included. If this guy actually had his testicles removed then he is beyond weird ... so beyond weird ... My heart goes out to you, I hope it all works out okay. Good Luck.

He's probably had an extreme body mod procedure by a "piercer". Semi-surgical procedures where they do weird stuff like removing testicles and the like, seriously deranged people. For the record I am tattooed and pierced so have seen some of the nonsense in the extreme scene online.

 

[Homercidal]

He's probably had an extreme body mod procedure by a "piercer". Semi-surgical procedures where they do weird stuff like removing testicles and the like, seriously deranged people. For the record I am tattooed and pierced so have seen some of the nonsense in the extreme scene online.

Ok, that's enough. We're done here.

 

[EoinMag]

Ok, that's enough. We're done here.

It's like I'm so EMO I cut myself until I bleed....taken to the extreme.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Years ago, I looked a little too far online. Wish I had a Neuralyzer or some eyebleach.

 

[GarageDweller]

Sharona, I love your attitude. Thanks for letting us carry-on about this, I'm sure its not all laughs for you.
It seems like people that get all crazy marilyn manson, or whatever the heck they call it, take themselves WAY too seriously. I mean, we all have our own ways to stand up for what we believe in, but humans have got to be the only animals 'de-evolved' enough to intentionally cut off one of their nads. Better yet, pay some one else to do it for you? Not saying that the sloth-boy did that, but his fashion choices seem to place him into same community of fruit cakes.
I can hear it now.

Sloth Boy: Yeah man, I'm marrying two chicks at the same time
Single Nad-Boy: Awesome man. I totally got one of my nuts cut off by this dude at a tattoo shop.
Sloth Boy: So cool man. Life is pain...
Single Nad-Boy: Life is pain....do you have any mascara i can borrow?

Maybe the whole deal will end up freaking your daughter out and she will realize that this is not the way she wants to live, forever. Hell, I fight with my ol' lady plenty, I couldn't imagine having to put up with double trouble. Does sloth-boy know that women who live together get on the same menstrual cycle? They're going to be pulling him around by his last nipple, and possibly testicle? at least 1 out of every 4 weeks.

Meh, guess I need to get with the times.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

I'm really not too freaked about the situation. People will do what they want, not what others want them to do. The vasectomy is the best part of the situation-I'd have more concerns if children were involved.

And the guy is nice, not like the doosh my younger daughter hooked up with. That was horrible. Four years, several restraining orders, court dates, and an awesome grandson later, she has just started dating a nice guy, too.

 

[spearko520]

i'm having an extra testicle installed. i think it will help improve my balance.

 

[McBrewskie]

i'm having an extra testicle installed. i think it will help improve my balance.

Not true. You'll end up with 2 hanging to oneside and you'll end up walking in circles.

 

[Zuljin]

Maybe he has three now. Or five.

 

[Zuljin]

That is so much worse
Wouldn't it be easier to just get their own dog?

That is some top notch problem solving thinking right there.

 

[McBrewskie]

Is your daughter hot? That information is vital to determining where this thread goes.

 

[BigSally]

You should order sausage at the restaurant and cut it really slowly.

I giggled

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Dood. It's my offspring. Of course she's hot. I am, too. Whaddaya expect?

 

[McBrewskie]

Well then pics of your daughter and her wife or it didn't happen.

 

[H-ost]

Well then pics of your daughter and her wife or it didn't happen.

And apparently pics of sharona...

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I like this thread more everytime i visit it!

 

[SharonaZamboni]

This is starting to get strange. Apparently they will be using a hearse as their wedding limo. That's going too far.

 

[EoinMag]

This is starting to get strange. Apparently they will be using a hearse as their wedding limo. That's going too far.

Starting........???

 

[Brew-Happy]

This is starting to get strange. Apparently they will be using a hearse as their wedding limo. That's going too far.

Are they doing something esoteric like making a statement: "The death of the traditional marriage..."? Sounds immature, but might seem to be creative to them.

 

[Airplanedoc]

Want it to end, just make them think you think all these ideas are really cool. Find a vampire dress, and suggest it for your dress to wear to the wedding.

 

[Rocky71]

First time I met him I'd be racking bean bag rounds for what's left of his manhood. Or I'd tell him were going hunting. Somehow he gets lost in the woods and dies of exposure. Oops.