how about a meme generator thread...

[Kent88]

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I hate* you.

*Not really

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

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As a schooling trained physicist, I approve this message. There just is so little that isn't fun with liquid nitrogen.

 

[Kent88]

 

[GrogNerd]

all the parts can be "working" & yet, the entire damn thing doesn't

 

[balrog]

all the parts can be "working" & yet, the entire damn thing doesn't

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There's the problem right there -- clearly showing parents and teachers going in opposite directions trying to get the students going the same way.

 

[Broothru]

Kenny G is a highly technical musician with lungs that can blow out each and every one of the late queen's birthday candles. He's also a fine businessman, one of the highest selling instrumentalists. I don't enjoy his music, but you can't knock a guy for making what sells.

Kenny G is not a jazz musician. He's not a soul survivor. That doesn't make him non-legit, and he does have a world-wide following, including a robust number of fans in Mainland China.

If anything, his style is more like Pat Matheny and fusion jazz. His music has its place in the pantheon of various styles. Commercial success does not equal "crass" or "selling out". Different does not equal "bad."

 

[Rodent]

Kenny G is the Michael Bolton of soprano sax

 

[Kent88]

this is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow...

 

[TheCache]

I celebrate the guys entire catalog

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[balrog]

this is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow...

Pass the memory bleach.
WTActualF
But yes, it was funny.

 

[Kent88]

Pass the memory bleach.
WTActualF
But yes, it was funny.

You're welcome

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[GrogNerd]

you can remember if you try hard & believe in yourself!

I forget who around here loves positive possum meme, but I found his friend

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[Sailingeric]

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People are strange if they don't get that reference.

 

[Broken Crow]

People are strange if they don't get that reference.

...faces come out of the rain..

 

[grampamark]

…when you’re strange

 

[Kent88]

I'm confused

 

[Kent88]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Sailingeric]

I'm confused

Click on the video to go to YouTube to see

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[McMullan]

…when you’re strange

... No one remembers your name

 

[grampamark]

I never get tired of Pastis’s puns…

 

[Kent88]

I feel attacked

 

[nobadays]

I feel attacked

Same here! My life......

 

[pshankstar]

My wife sent this to me. I think she’s trying to tell me something. I know if I grow out a beard it’s all white. But that’s all I have… I think!

 

[seatazzz]

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That walmart lady....is me. My car is a generic crossover SUV (what we used to call station wagons) and EVERYBODY in my town apparently has one. The only saving grace is the magnets on the back stating that I am a proud rescue dad (yes husband bought it) and another one about dogs that I can't remember unless I go outside and look. But they are both shaped like dog bones.

*edit Bumper stickers and cute car magnets are the vehicle version of bandanas tied on your luggage at the airport so you can quickly tell which one is yours out of the hundreds of other cars/suitcases that look just like yours.

 

[Sailingeric]

That walmart lady....is me. My car is a generic crossover SUV (what we used to call station wagons) and EVERYBODY in my town apparently has one. The only saving grace is the magnets on the back stating that I am a proud rescue dad (yes husband bought it) and another one about dogs that I can't remember unless I go outside and look. But they are both shaped like dog bones.

*edit Bumper stickers and cute car magnets are the vehicle version of bandanas tied on your luggage at the airport so you can quickly tell which one is yours out of the hundreds of other cars/suitcases that look just like yours.

I have a silver Mazda CX-5, I have had many people thinking it was their generice silver SUV

 

[Kent88]

I don't have this problem, but I know one or two folks around here who might think they do

 

[GrogNerd]

some people aren't in the half they think they are

I am in both

 

[balrog]

That walmart lady....is me. My car is a generic crossover SUV (what we used to call station wagons) and EVERYBODY in my town apparently has one. The only saving grace is the magnets on the back stating that I am a proud rescue dad (yes husband bought it) and another one about dogs that I can't remember unless I go outside and look. But they are both shaped like dog bones.

*edit Bumper stickers and cute car magnets are the vehicle version of bandanas tied on your luggage at the airport so you can quickly tell which one is yours out of the hundreds of other cars/suitcases that look just like yours.

About work, I used to say "The place is just nuts", typically using an unrepeatable adjective to further describe exactly how nuts. My kids got tired of hearing it, and for Xmas one year I got "Nuts" whom I proudly prop in the front dash.

And that is how smart a$$ed dads find their car in a sea of similar ones.

 

[Kent88]

 

[Pkrd]

some people aren't in the half they think they are

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I am in both

Half of people are dumber than the median, not the average.