how about a meme generator thread...

[Erik the Anglophile]

But the edge pieces are the best pieces?

 

[balrog]

 

[pvpeacock]

We have wild peacocks where we live and our last name is Peacock. Some neighbors who hate the wild peacocks sued the city to get rid of them and won. When my kids were little, I showed them the local newspaper headlines that said "Judge Orders Peacocks Out of Palos Verdes" and solemnly told them that we were going to have to move. My wife was not happy with me.

P.S. I helped write an amicus brief on appeal on behalf of a non-profit group called "Friends of the Peacocks" and we won! So I was able to tell my kids that we and our wild relatives did not have to move after all.

 

[doug293cz]

My wife and I are actively trying to convince our children that the edge pieces of brownies and bars are the best so we get the good interior pieces.

I actually like the chewier edge pieces better.

Brew on

 

[Kent88]

But the edge pieces are the best pieces?

I actually like the chewier edge pieces better.

Brew on

I want to argue about this, but I also don't want to yuck your yum. You do what makes you feel pretty.

 

[doug293cz]

I want to argue about this, but I also don't want to yuck your yum. You do what makes you feel pretty.

Makes me feel manly to know I can chew old tires.

Brew on

 

[Kent88]

We have wild peacocks where we live and our last name is Peacock. Some neighbors who hate the wild peacocks sued the city to get rid of them and won. When my kids were little, I showed them the local newspaper headlines that said "Judge Orders Peacocks Out of Palos Verdes" and solemnly told them that we were going to have to move. My wife was not happy with me.

P.S. I helped write an amicus brief on appeal on behalf of a non-profit group called "Friends of the Peacocks" and we won! So I was able to tell my kids that we and our wild relatives did not have to move after all.

That's fantastic

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[Kent88]

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I can't even look at you right now

 

[Warthaug]

I can't even look at you right now

Is it bad that I know the answer to the question?

 

[Dimax]

My wife and I are actively trying to convince our children that the edge pieces of brownies and bars are the best so we get the good interior pieces.

 

[Rodent]

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each piece a perfect balance of edge + center

be still my heart

 

[bruce_the_loon]

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Third party minority view - Brownies are yuck! Crunchies FTW.

 

[Kent88]

Third party minority view - I'm a health nut who likes cereal bars Crunchies

Oh, good for you.

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[balrog]

Third party minority view - Brownies are yuck! Crunchies FTW.

Had to look it up.

Soooooooo, granola bars, right?

 

[nobadays]

..... or King Kong

 

[chessking]

 

[chessking]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

Totris

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Had to look it up.

Soooooooo, granola bars, right?

They certainly are not granola bars as I am aware of them. These are a very hard and sweet biscuit (cookie) with some oats, gold syrup and coconut that are best eaten after being dunked.

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kharnynb]

Technically, they can happen before flying.....

 

[Rodent]

99.5% of all airplane fatalities are due to failure of the pilot to negotiate a proper landing

 

[3 Dawg Night]

They certainly are not granola bars as I am aware of them. These are a very hard and sweet biscuit (cookie) with some oats, gold syrup and coconut that are best eaten after being dunked.

That sounds like a textbook definition of a granola bar, at least in the US.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Mr. Vern]

Totris

Forget the brownie debate... where are the squares and lines!! Everyone knows the 4 square lines are the best piece

That assembly is impressive

 

[Kent88]

 

[GrogNerd]

auto-suggest = GOOD
auto-correct = BAD

 

[Kent88]

45 minutes?

You aren't getting your five fruit and veggies a day, are you?

 

[dmtaylor]

45 minutes?

You aren't getting your five fruit and veggies a day, are you?

Nope. Most Americans don't.

 

[day_trippr]

Wait - "five fruit and veggies a day" - is that five total servings, or ten?

Cheers!

 

[Kent88]

Wait - "five fruit and veggies a day" - is that five total servings, or ten?

Cheers!

Nobody knows

 

[ba-brewer]

45 minutes?

You aren't getting your five fruit and veggies a day, are you?

They are on the clock.

 

[balrog]

Mathematically, "5 Fruit & Veg", reduces to 5 * Fruit + Veg, so it's 6 total servings a day.

 

[doug293cz]

Mathematically, "5 Fruit & Veg", reduces to 5 * Fruit + Veg, so it's 6 total servings a day.

I think it's:

x * Fruit + (5 - x) * Veggie = 5​

Brew on

 

[bruce_the_loon]

I think it's:

x * Fruit + (5 - x) * Veggie = 5​

Brew on

According to my sainted mother, it is:

(x * Fruit) + (min(y, 3) * Veg = x + min(3, y)

No matter I'd eaten 6 apples, 4 oranges and 2 bananas before supper, I was never excused veggies.

 

[doug293cz]

According to my sainted mother, it is:

(x * Fruit) + (min(y, 3) * Veg = x + min(3, y)

No matter I'd eaten 6 apples, 4 oranges and 2 bananas before supper, I was never excused veggies.

One equation with two variables has an infinite number of solutions. This will lead to "Analysis Paralysis."

Brew on