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“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” 😁

“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”

"I am your uncle's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

"I am your cousin's cousin's former roommate."

"I am your former roommate." or "I am your cousin's former roommate" or "I am your brother's former roommate" or I am your sister's former roommate"


See what the magic of math can do :ghostly:
 
my great-great-great grandfather's brother had a son who was the first Tarzan in the movies

I think that makes him my first cousin, 3x removed

more interesting is if we're related to either the Kodak Eastmans, or the Linda McCartney Eastmans if not both

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my great-great-great grandfather's brother had a son who was the first Tarzan in the movies

I think that makes him my first cousin, 3x removed

more interesting is if we're related to either the Kodak Eastmans, or the Linda McCartney Eastmans if not both

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During some family get together last year my sister said that we're likely descended from a long line of unremarkable European peasants. When I tried sharing this video she was pretty dismissive, but I wasn't trying to inflate the importance of our ancestry, I was trying to say that an ancestry with royalty or nobility is pretty unremarkable. Throw in some things that I think the video neglects (I didn't rewatch the video, haven't watched it in a few months), how noble families were probably big, and if they didn't accidentally marry a forgotten distant cousin then your parents bring together ancestry that grows exponentially with each generation you go back, and nobody should be surprised when they find something weird on their DNA results or when they go digging through the family tree.

Any fans of that finding your roots show on PBS?
 
& everybody who believes in reincarnation was Julius Cæser

there's like 47,000,003 people who used to be Cæser





During some family get together last year my sister said that we're likely descended from a long line of unremarkable European peasants. When I tried sharing this video she was pretty dismissive, but I wasn't trying to inflate the importance of our ancestry, I was trying to say that an ancestry with royalty or nobility is pretty unremarkable. Throw in some things that I think the video neglects (I didn't rewatch the video, haven't watched it in a few months), how noble families were probably big, and if they didn't accidentally marry a forgotten distant cousin then your parents bring together ancestry that grows exponentially with each generation you go back, and nobody should be surprised when they find something weird on their DNA results or when they go digging through the family tree.

Any fans of that finding your roots show on PBS?
 
& everybody who believes in reincarnation was Julius Cæser

there's like 47,000,003 people who used to be Cæser

I think James Randi had a bit about that back when he was alive and doing lectures. But instead of Roman emperors it was Egyptian princesses or something.
 

I used to work inventory and I always wanted to find an unwanted mannequin because

on my usual route to/from visiting my in-laws there was a house with a toilet in the front yard. It looked like they were trying to grow flowers in it.

I always went by that house thinking "that stool needs someone to sit on it", but I didn't know the homeowners and didn't want to get shot. I figured that me putting a mannequin there would be a lot safer than me attempting to have a man's romance in the middle of an unknown farmers yard with a blacktop right there.

I no longer work inventory and, unfortunately, I'm pretty sure they removed the throne.
 
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