Poor guy went in for an oil change and got a colonoscopy instead.
“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”
I hate* you
*Not really
Someone please tell me this is actually printed on a package of peas somewhere!
Thankfully middle fingers are one of humanities more sustainable creations. 100% re-use!
my great-great-great grandfather's brother had a son who was the first Tarzan in the movies
I think that makes him my first cousin, 3x removed
more interesting is if we're related to either the Kodak Eastmans, or the Linda McCartney Eastmans if not both
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During some family get together last year my sister said that we're likely descended from a long line of unremarkable European peasants. When I tried sharing this video she was pretty dismissive, but I wasn't trying to inflate the importance of our ancestry, I was trying to say that an ancestry with royalty or nobility is pretty unremarkable. Throw in some things that I think the video neglects (I didn't rewatch the video, haven't watched it in a few months), how noble families were probably big, and if they didn't accidentally marry a forgotten distant cousin then your parents bring together ancestry that grows exponentially with each generation you go back, and nobody should be surprised when they find something weird on their DNA results or when they go digging through the family tree.
Any fans of that finding your roots show on PBS?
& everybody who believes in reincarnation was Julius Cæser
there's like 47,000,003 people who used to be Cæser
.... or Disney Princess's.I think James Randi had a bit about that back when he was alive and doing lectures. But instead of Roman emperors it was Egyptian princesses or something.