HornyDevil

[buzzword]

How high is the sky?

 

[evilc]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[hamberder]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I had to reread this a few times as I was sure you'd snuck a 'cuck' in there.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Have you ever been in a threesome hornydevil ?

No.
That ***** never works out like you want it to.

Sweet. My fave 2 gifs both equally applicable.

 

[cneville1]

was sandy hook real?

 

[hornydevil]

was sandy hook real?

That's just ******* stupid.

 

[cneville1]

That's just ******* stupid.

just checking.

 

[hornydevil]

Sweet. My fave 2 gifs both equally applicable.

So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?

OK.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?

OK.

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "***** never works out like you want it to". Sometimes they do sometimes they don't.

 

[hornydevil]

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "***** never works out like you want it to". Sometimes they do sometimes they don't.

You guys are really looking hard at everything that I say just in case that there's something for you to pick apart.

It's more amusing that you know.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

You guys are really looking hard at everything that I say just in case that there's something for you to pick apart.

It's more amusing that you know.

I mean, what you say beerandraiderfan said wasn't what they meant /implying but so long as you are amused that's all that matters then, right?

 

[beerandraiderfan]

That ***** never works out like you want it to.

So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "***** never works out like you want it to". Sometimes they do sometimes they don't.

 

[hornydevil]

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "***** never works out like you want it to".

You know these two things mean exactly the same thing, right? You're just taking exception because I said it.

 

[BravoDawg]

hornydevil you ever hung out with RayP or beeerear ?

 

[hornydevil]

hornydevil you ever hung out with RayP or beeerear ?

Nope. I hear the comparisons, though.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

You know these two things mean exactly the same thing, right? You're just taking exception because I said it.

I'm not taking exception because you said it I'm taking exception because I believe you're wrong.

You said "That ***** never works out like you want it to." Never as in it NEVER happens.

In regards to beerandraiderfan 's gifs of laughing and "wrong" you said "So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?" I don't think beerandraiderfan was implying that EVERY encounter went EXACTLY as planned but he certainly wasn't implying that they NEVER worked out exactly as planned. As I said "Sometimes they do sometimes they don't."

 

[hornydevil]

I'm not taking exception because you said it I'm taking exception because I believe you're wrong.

You said "That ***** never works out like you want it to." Never as in it NEVER happens.

In regards to beerandraiderfan 's gifs of laughing and "wrong" you said "So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?" I don't think beerandraiderfan was implying that EVERY encounter went EXACTLY as planned but he certainly wasn't implying that they NEVER worked out exactly as planned. As I said "Sometimes they do sometimes they don't."

Come on, dude. You're trying WAY too hard here.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Come on, dude. You're trying WAY too hard here.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

Drunk at the pub hornydevil vs. Internet hornydevil

 

[BadJustin]

Uses ***** and pub, hornydevil is tosh

 

[tosh1]

Uses ***** and pub, hornydevil is tosh

Most offensive thing anyone on this site has ever said to me.

 

[BadJustin]

Most offensive thing anyone on this site has ever said to me.

The bar has been set folks.

 

[hornydevil]

The bar has been set folks.

I think you mean, "challenge accepted".

 

[abawol01]

Most offensive thing anyone on this site has ever said to me.

You forgot to switch accounts before posting that.

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

We already have a poster here who is like "I'm just a straight shooter and people get mad cause I keep it real" and tbh that's one too many as it is.

This post is exquisite.
(Late pass)

 

[gregkoko]

Too lazy to read the thread, but...

Are you really from Pittsburgh or is that just part of the troll job?

 

[hornydevil]

Too lazy to read the thread, but...

Are you really from Pittsburgh or is that just part of the troll job?

Nope. Really from Pittsburgh. Not a yinzer, though.

 

[gregkoko]

Nope. Really from Pittsburgh. Not a yinzer, though.

 

[hornydevil]

1000 posts in. You guys thought I would have left by now, didn't you?

 

[kbuzz1]

1000 posts in. You guys thought I would have left by now, didn't you?

You're not allowed to troll us in a thread created to troll you.