HornyDevil

[buzzword]

1) Doubtful you know who BA user Venom was.

ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

 

[coldstorage]

We already have a poster here who is like "I'm just a straight shooter and people get mad cause I keep it real" and tbh that's one too many as it is.

 

[evilc]

Discovered who BA user Venom was:

 

[Barroomhero]

You're like little boys that punch little girls because they like them. It's adorable.

oh you.

 

[Barroomhero]

...the dynamics...

...of which gif to post at the proper time?

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

oh my how did I not see this until now

 

[hornydevil]

oh my how did I not see this until now

You gonna ask me something, big fella?

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

You gonna ask me something, big fella?

How far can the Pens go without Letang?

 

[hornydevil]

How far can the Pens go without Letang?

Same place they went last year. Letang's a stud when you look at how much time that he logs on the ice, but he can and does make bad mistakes getting the puck out of the defensive zone. I think it's better having him on the ice, but not having him isn't going to hurt them that much. Kind of a wash, really.

 

[cornboy]

How high is the sky?

 

[buzzword]

How high is the sky?

 

[evilc]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[hamberder]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I had to reread this a few times as I was sure you'd snuck a 'cuck' in there.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Have you ever been in a threesome hornydevil ?

No.
That shite never works out like you want it to.

Sweet. My fave 2 gifs both equally applicable.

 

[cneville1]

was sandy hook real?

 

[hornydevil]

was sandy hook real?

That's just ****ing stupid.

 

[cneville1]

That's just ****ing stupid.

just checking.

 

[hornydevil]

Sweet. My fave 2 gifs both equally applicable.

So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?

OK.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?

OK.

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "shite never works out like you want it to". Sometimes they do sometimes they don't.

 

[hornydevil]

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "shite never works out like you want it to". Sometimes they do sometimes they don't.

You guys are really looking hard at everything that I say just in case that there's something for you to pick apart.

It's more amusing that you know.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

You guys are really looking hard at everything that I say just in case that there's something for you to pick apart.

It's more amusing that you know.

I mean, what you say beerandraiderfan said wasn't what they meant /implying but so long as you are amused that's all that matters then, right?

 

[beerandraiderfan]

That shite never works out like you want it to.

So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "shite never works out like you want it to". Sometimes they do sometimes they don't.

 

[hornydevil]

Things working out exactly as planned every time isn't the same as you saying "shite never works out like you want it to".

You know these two things mean exactly the same thing, right? You're just taking exception because I said it.

 

[BravoDawg]

hornydevil you ever hung out with RayP or beeerear ?

 

[hornydevil]

hornydevil you ever hung out with RayP or beeerear ?

Nope. I hear the comparisons, though.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

You know these two things mean exactly the same thing, right? You're just taking exception because I said it.

I'm not taking exception because you said it I'm taking exception because I believe you're wrong.

You said "That shite never works out like you want it to." Never as in it NEVER happens.

In regards to beerandraiderfan 's gifs of laughing and "wrong" you said "So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?" I don't think beerandraiderfan was implying that EVERY encounter went EXACTLY as planned but he certainly wasn't implying that they NEVER worked out exactly as planned. As I said "Sometimes they do sometimes they don't."

 

[hornydevil]

I'm not taking exception because you said it I'm taking exception because I believe you're wrong.

You said "That shite never works out like you want it to." Never as in it NEVER happens.

In regards to beerandraiderfan 's gifs of laughing and "wrong" you said "So . . . you're saying that every sexual encounter that you've been involved in went exactly as planned?" I don't think beerandraiderfan was implying that EVERY encounter went EXACTLY as planned but he certainly wasn't implying that they NEVER worked out exactly as planned. As I said "Sometimes they do sometimes they don't."

Come on, dude. You're trying WAY too hard here.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Come on, dude. You're trying WAY too hard here.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

Drunk at the pub hornydevil vs. Internet hornydevil

 

[BadJustin]

Uses shite and pub, hornydevil is tosh

 

[tosh1]

Uses shite and pub, hornydevil is tosh

Most offensive thing anyone on this site has ever said to me.

 

[BadJustin]

Most offensive thing anyone on this site has ever said to me.

The bar has been set folks.

 

[hornydevil]

The bar has been set folks.

I think you mean, "challenge accepted".

 

[abawol01]

Most offensive thing anyone on this site has ever said to me.

You forgot to switch accounts before posting that.

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

We already have a poster here who is like "I'm just a straight shooter and people get mad cause I keep it real" and tbh that's one too many as it is.

This post is exquisite.
(Late pass)

 

[gregkoko]

Too lazy to read the thread, but...

Are you really from Pittsburgh or is that just part of the troll job?

 

[hornydevil]

Too lazy to read the thread, but...

Are you really from Pittsburgh or is that just part of the troll job?

Nope. Really from Pittsburgh. Not a yinzer, though.

 

[gregkoko]

Nope. Really from Pittsburgh. Not a yinzer, though.

 

[hornydevil]

1000 posts in. You guys thought I would have left by now, didn't you?

 

[kbuzz1]

1000 posts in. You guys thought I would have left by now, didn't you?

You're not allowed to troll us in a thread created to troll you.