HornyDevil

[MooseLang]

I'll start.

hornydevil Are you a better homebrewer than Chris Klien, and what are your thoughts on adjunct-laden Stouts?

 

[hornydevil]

Are you a better homebrewer than Chris Klien

No idea, but probably.

and what are your thoughts on adjunct-laden Stouts?

Adjuncts like corn or rice? Or additives like cocoa and coffee?

 

[MooseLang]

There is no way that you guys don't know each other.

Additives like cocoa, marshmallows, vanilla, cereal, cotton candy, etc.

 

[hornydevil]

There is no way that you guys don't know each other.

Additives like cocoa, marshmallows, vanilla, cereal, cotton candy, etc.

I've got no issue with them. The Chris Klien fella sounds interesting, though.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

I'll start.

hornydevil Are you a better homebrewer than Chris Klien, and what are your thoughts on adjunct-laden Stouts?

Wait, is it Klein or Klien? I can never remember.

 

[Saugusbrewer]

Have you ever been in a threesome hornydevil ?

 

[thunderbirdesq]

I'll start.

hornydevil Are you a better homebrewer than Chris Klien, and what are your thoughts on adjunct-laden Stouts?

Chris Klien is the shittiest dude to ever walk into my bottle shop, with his mother at his side and a cooler-bag full of Maple Tripple "clone" I thought his homebrew was going to kill me. Tried a few beers/ciders he made a couple years ago and got mad ***** yo. **** that clown, had no idea he was known 'round here. Also hornydevil, why you here, dawg?

 

[hornydevil]

Have you ever been in a threesome hornydevil ?

No.

Almost twice, though. And by "almost" I mean "I went home with 2 girls, but it didn't pan out".

That ***** never works out like you want it to. Life just never imitates porn. Not without yayo, at least.

 

[hornydevil]

Also hornydevil, why you here, dawg?

Talk about beer. Meet people. Make fun of them. You know, the usual.

 

[jivex5k1]

Talk about beer. Meet people. Make fun of them. You know, the usual.

Dude no wonder you are having such a hard time, your order is all messed up. Let me help you out:

Talk about people. Meet them. Make fun of beer.

 

[hornydevil]

Dude no wonder you are having such a hard time, your order is all messed up. Let me help you out:

Talk about people. Meet them. Make fun of beer.

****.

 

[Saugusbrewer]

No.

Almost twice, though. And by "almost" I mean "I went home with 2 girls, but it didn't pan out".

That ***** never works out like you want it to. Life just never imitates porn. Not without yayo, at least.

Did they at least let you watch?

 

[kbuzz1]

hornydevil Are you a better homebrewer than Chris Klien?

No idea, but probably.

But are you better than shuggy ?

 

[RyanG1]

backfat why....


whoops

 

[hornydevil]

But are you better than shuggy ?

Don't know the answer to that either. He's a bit of a bitch, but I've heard that he makes some tasty hoppy beers.

 

[hornydevil]

Did they at least let you watch?

That would make a WAY better story than I have. Drunk girls passing out, basically, and I don't do that frat boy date rape ****, so . . .

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

No.

Almost twice, though. And by "almost" I mean "I went home with 2 girls, but it didn't pan out".
.

Like you got them home and realized they weren't girls?

 

[rrrjjj]

Why are you the way you are?

 

[Saugusbrewer]

Why are you the way you are?

That would make a WAY better story than I have. Drunk girls passing out, basically, and I don't do that frat boy date rape ****, so . . .

 

[rrrjjj]

*****

Are you related to tosh?

 

[hornydevil]

Like you got them home and realized they weren't girls?

That would also be a better story. More unfortunate, but more interesting, none-the-less.

 

[hornydevil]

Why are you the way you are?

Apparently I was breast-fed for too long.

 

[hornydevil]

Are you related to tosh?

He's my brotha from anotha mutha.

 

[tosh1]

 

[thunderbirdesq]

 

[Gene1]

hornydevil, I deleted a few of your threads tonight because they were definitely redundant or not adding much value over existing content. I kept your one about thiols though, because it's interesting and not redundant at all.

 

[kbuzz1]

hornydevil - your thoughts on being the only dude I've ever seen actually get "moderated" on this site?

Do you feel this to be coincidence?

 

[evilc]

Apparently I was breast-fed for too long.

Pics?

 

[Barroomhero]

This works.

Ask him what he knows about orange juice in witbiers.

It's not a good idea.

 

[hornydevil]

James Sites, son.