Thank you for the witty quip, phrogpilot. I actually did find that thread (on my BlackBerry even) and it wasn't recognizing that I had access to the mobile site after logging in. I ended up changing my screen name to something different, then changing it back before it finally got a kick in the ass to let me view the mobile version.
For anybody else who wants to know, and does't want to read through a few pages of posts, just go to the site on your mobile browser and log in. It should work right away, but if not, change your screen name to something else then change it back. That will give the MySQL database a little push to let you in.