Homebrewtalk Carboy Cleaner Giveaway

[meschaefer]

Out, damned spot! out, I say! One; two: why, then, ’tis time to do ’t.

 

[oshea3333]

I coud use this carboy cleaner because I almost lost a limb this weekend with my drill powered carboy brush accident. Rule number 1 "Beer and powertools make a dangerous "yet highly entertaining story" combination"

 

[WetWillie]

I could really use a carboy cleaner like this so I don't have to listen to my wife complain about how heavy it is anymore while she's cleaning it!!!

 

[GrumpySquirrel]

I'm a relatively new brewer (about 1 year) and I'd love a good carboy cleaner for my PET plastic carboys instead of using the "old dirty sock on a glass carboy cleaner" method i've been using...

 

[truckmann]

I need these because I'm a nice guy who shouldn't have to work so hard to clean a dirty carboy with an old nasty brush.

 

[Goldenfoon]

I could really use one because I am tired of watering my ceiling with my jet bottle washer!

 

[el_jeffe]

I need a carboy cleaner to give to my friend who thinks its ok to use his carboy even though it has residue from the last 5 batches caked on the sides and top. "I rinsed it with star san! ITS FINE!"

 

[Malstorme]

I figure my response will either be competitive or will get me banned (maybe both!)... Well here goes:

While spritzing flowery-smelling water on your tender "lady parts" may be sufficient to get THEM clean, a carboy needs something a little more vigorous!

My post-fermentation carboys are MUCH dirtier than (most) "lady parts", so I'd love to have something as cool as a Carboy Cleaner®!

Mals

 

[cracked1]

If cleanliness is next to godliness then each Carboy Cleaner should come with a free harp and angel wings.

 

[PaddyMurphy]

Because you should be able to accomplish every task around the house with a power tool.

 

[jagee23]

Winning a carboy cleaner would be a festivus miracle!

 

[1MadScientist]

Thank you for stimulating the economy. If I got a free keg cleaner, I would stimulate the economy too and buy a couple more kegs, you see I ferment in them and cleaning them would be super easy. I would promote your product on my Flickr beer making photo stream too...

 

[kerant]

Alright; last time!
here goes!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I won a cleaner
I sure would love you

 

[kataruz]

Just starting as a brewer would love to get freebies!!!!

 

[smurfjuice]

The weef gets a li'l pi$$y when i tie up the sink cleaning my stuff. BUT! with a new carboy cleaner, i can take my time cleaning and let her see my joy and rapture of using this fine product.... i know, it's a little thing, but its annoying... ..

 

[ranchonodinero]

I need a carboy cleaner, because a clean carboy means cleaner beer.

 

[slater]

The wedding favors will not be without the help of a carboy cleaner and me!

 

[DCBrewer]

When I see the carboy cleaner, I think of this:

 

[djevans3]

I need a carboy cleaner to keep it a carboy, otherwise it would grow hair and become a carman.

 

[DrewBrewTheGreat]

Edit: I need one because chicks dig it.

 

[cruizer8]

I have come down to two options for cleaning my carboys. First is to run some plumbing and put a big deep sink in my basement so that I can actually clean the carboys out of the way and let them soak or ... win one of them there spiffy carboy cleaners and take a fraction of the time and effort. Not to mention saving myself some greenbacks.

 

[tulsabrewdaddy]

I have a four year old daughter with another daughter on the way, brewing money is now diaper money, not to mention I'm outnumbered 3 to 1.

 

[jeffb418]

In the tune of "Fresh Keg of Bel-Air" (Theme song)

Now, this is the story all about how
A dirty sanke keg got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sip a beer
I'll tell you how I became the cleanest keg of a town called Bel Air

In a home brewery filled and raised
In a keg chiller was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And shootin some CO2 outside of my airlock
When a couple of blue pads
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little scruff and my brew master got thrilled
He said 'Your grime is movin' out with the traub down the drain!'

-- Started brewing in Sanke kegs.... reallllly need a better way to clean them!

 

[FiestyGoatBrew]

I would like to get a carboy cleaner because I an new to brewing and the brush that I have sucks and I love to test and give feedback on new equipment.

 

[P8ten]

Cant have too many gadgets.

 

[topherous]

A carboy cleaner that hooks up to my power drill sounds amazing! I'd love to have a shot at getting one of these for free.
Thanks!

 

[link82]

I think that I should have a carboy cleaner for the same reason that the people who make it do. Its clearly the best tool for the job.

 

[beer]

i HAVE ME SOME DIRTY CARBOYS!

 

[msherretz]

Santa says I was good this year and deserve one free!

 

[nathanclare]

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[brehmca]

I need the carbon cleaner 'cause there still isn't an App for my iPad that will clean my carboys.

 

[Backporchbrewery]

If I have to take a brush to this, I might as well trash it. Save a better bottle, use a carboy cleaner!!

 

[phatspade]

Best way to upgrade my brewing equipment is to have the best cleaning tools to do it!

 

[quentin]

I need a carboy cleaner desperately. The carboys I have are Better Bottles. My current "cleaning" involves soaking them in cleanser forever, since I can't use a brush on them. I'm fairly new at brewing, and could use any additional equipment I could get to improve.

 

[adamant]

I hate when I pull the bristled brush out of my carboy and it sprays me with the cleaner as the bristles snap back into shape. I'd love one of these carboy cleaners.

 

[psychicbud]

I'm 56 years old. I'm not married. No girlfriend to speak of. In debt up to my eyeballs. I have a hernia. I'm not supposed to lift anything. I can't even lift my spirits! If it wasn't for my homebrew, I'd have no friends at all.

What am I supposed to do about this?

 

[Devo9]

Well I have made pleas and sang songs, I just really want a carboy cleaner! I got one for my father for Christmas, but with all the bills to pay and presents to buy I did not have enough left over to get one for me! Help me out here please!

 

[SGFBeerBuzz]

I need a carboy cleaner so I can justify purchasing better bottles and beginning my foray into sour ales.

 

[TheLadybugTree]

I want a carboy cleaner because that video on the website was amazingly entertaining and has me sold on the product.

 

[Gunrunner]

I need one because life is complicated and at least something should be easy.