I coud use this carboy cleaner because I almost lost a limb this weekend with my drill powered carboy brush accident. Rule number 1 "Beer and powertools make a dangerous "yet highly entertaining story" combination"
I'm a relatively new brewer (about 1 year) and I'd love a good carboy cleaner for my PET plastic carboys instead of using the "old dirty sock on a glass carboy cleaner" method i've been using...
I need a carboy cleaner to give to my friend who thinks its ok to use his carboy even though it has residue from the last 5 batches caked on the sides and top. "I rinsed it with star san! ITS FINE!"
I figure my response will either be competitive or will get me banned (maybe both!)... Well here goes:
While spritzing flowery-smelling water on your tender "lady parts" may be sufficient to get THEM clean, a carboy needs something a little more vigorous!
My post-fermentation carboys are MUCH dirtier than (most) "lady parts", so I'd love to have something as cool as a Carboy Cleaner®!
Thank you for stimulating the economy. If I got a free keg cleaner, I would stimulate the economy too and buy a couple more kegs, you see I ferment in them and cleaning them would be super easy. I would promote your product on my Flickr beer making photo stream too...
The weef gets a li'l pi$$y when i tie up the sink cleaning my stuff. BUT! with a new carboy cleaner, i can take my time cleaning and let her see my joy and rapture of using this fine product.... i know, it's a little thing, but its annoying... ..
I have come down to two options for cleaning my carboys. First is to run some plumbing and put a big deep sink in my basement so that I can actually clean the carboys out of the way and let them soak or ... win one of them there spiffy carboy cleaners and take a fraction of the time and effort. Not to mention saving myself some greenbacks.
In the tune of "Fresh Keg of Bel-Air" (Theme song)
Now, this is the story all about how
A dirty sanke keg got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sip a beer
I'll tell you how I became the cleanest keg of a town called Bel Air
In a home brewery filled and raised
In a keg chiller was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And shootin some CO2 outside of my airlock
When a couple of blue pads
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little scruff and my brew master got thrilled
He said 'Your grime is movin' out with the traub down the drain!'
-- Started brewing in Sanke kegs.... reallllly need a better way to clean them!
I would like to get a carboy cleaner because I an new to brewing and the brush that I have sucks and I love to test and give feedback on new equipment.
I need a carboy cleaner desperately. The carboys I have are Better Bottles. My current "cleaning" involves soaking them in cleanser forever, since I can't use a brush on them. I'm fairly new at brewing, and could use any additional equipment I could get to improve.
I hate when I pull the bristled brush out of my carboy and it sprays me with the cleaner as the bristles snap back into shape. I'd love one of these carboy cleaners.
I'm 56 years old. I'm not married. No girlfriend to speak of. In debt up to my eyeballs. I have a hernia. I'm not supposed to lift anything. I can't even lift my spirits! If it wasn't for my homebrew, I'd have no friends at all.
Well I have made pleas and sang songs, I just really want a carboy cleaner! I got one for my father for Christmas, but with all the bills to pay and presents to buy I did not have enough left over to get one for me! Help me out here please!