Homebrewtalk Carboy Cleaner Giveaway

[uncleben113]

If I won the carboy cleaner, I would be better equip to serve all of the sober boys and girls of the world. Please pick me...... for the children

 

[Szimdars]

AND I DONT HAVE ONE! Bring some light in to this homebrewing season!

 

[Satisfaction]

My 4 year old brewssistant's arm can only reach so far..

 

[erniew]

It's another week and I still would love to have a carboy cleaner. Please fill my wish and make me a winner.

 

[TomRep]

I'd love one of these (especially for free!) cause I'm trying to simplify my brew room and make it high end at the same time (hence liking the free, I've spent A LOT so far, search for my thread...).
tom

 

[DakotaRules]

Dear Santa,

Please give me a carboy cleaner. I've been good and my carboys too. They had another active year of brewing and fermenting. I just need a better way of cleaning them.

Please Santa I really want one!

Thank you,
Dakotarulres

 

[Malt-N-Hop]

Third time is a charm ... And I have several carboys to clean ...

 

[jholen]

I'll admit, I don't have any carboys...

I suppose you'd think that would automatically eliminate me. However, I believe that that makes me the best candidate as the reason I don't have any carboys is because I don't have anything to clean them with!

Winning this cleaner would allow me to step into the world of carboys, and put my plastic buckets behind.

 

[TopRowSeat]

Another week has passed and my carboys still haven't cleaned themselves. I think I need to invest in a different carboy-psychic. (or win an awesome carboy cleaner)

 

[bhill2625]

Cleanliness is next to GODliness; thou shalt not ferment with a dirty carboy, or bottle, or keg, or bucket, or woven basket, or million dollar stainless steel conical. !!

 

[sea1961]

Well…. I would really like one of your Large Carboy cleaners! I've worked hard all my life and if I have learned anything in all those years it’s using “The right tool for the Job”! I really don’t think a bent bottle brush is even close to the right tool……

 

[dmbnpj]

I want to see what the feral cat will do when I use this!

 

[Jon73]

I'd like to win this because there is a higher chance of my kid volunteering to help clean the carboys because of the pretty blue color. If it were a pink one, I'd be set

 

[CarboyCleaner]

WE HAVE 3 NEW WINNERS​

With well over 900 posts for the fourth weeks contest we found it too difficult to choose just 2 Big Winners! There were dozens of clever, gutbusting, and hysterical responses. So we picked 3!!! Below are the 3 best in no particular order and our response.

Post #804 Mysticmead
"This picture was worth a thousand words, and a free Carboy Cleaner. Now go buy your daughter an ice cream cone, she earned it. "

Post #856 tchuklobrau
"Begging will get you nowhere, a cute 3 year old will.... This week!"

Post #867 Hatchbrew
"Look for a Carboy Cleaner on your next Insurance Policy, and one in your mailbox!"

Thank you to everybody that submitted a post. You are all welcome to resubmit a new post for the next contest. All posts submitted after 4pm Friday the 9th will be entered in to the next contest which ends at 4pm Friday, December 16th. Good luck to all! ​

 

[Latamir]

I am new to the homebrewing and any peice of gear that will help me get a good start and not fail out is always nice, and what better way is there to welcome a new brother in to the fold.

 

[nukinfuts29]

cause i'm WINNING

 

[Gear101]

because they cool really F@#$'n cool.. LOL

 

[By-Tor]

I want one because, I like stuff. Do you like stuff?

 

[JayZeis]

I would like to streamline my cleaning process.

 

[fastasaturtle]

Clean carboys good, dirty carboys bad!

 

[mbk1487]

If only cleaning up after my three kids was that easy! Surely you can design a drill attachment for their messes???

 

[BenVanned]

My carboy smells to high heaven. Give it a bath I must. The smell is pungent and the film is thick. I need a cleaner to do the trick. With every batch flavor locked in its walls, the carboy container smells like balls. Scrubby scrubby is in need. A carboy cleaner indeed in need. I don't need to scrub-a-dub a keg. Just my carboy. Not bottles, not keg. Send a carboy cleaner today and I'll clean my carboy and shout hooray!!!

 

[tyler111]

I need to win this because:

I have many carboys to clean,
and doing that in the kitchen makes my wife mean.
With a device like this,
she will no longer be pissed,
Oh how my carboys will gleam!

 

[TXmoonshine]

Jack n Gill went up the hill to fetch their carboy cleaner,
Jack fell down spilling his imperial brown, and Gill refused to go on sober.

 

[J8D]

Carboy Cleaner: Much cheaper than renting Gene Simmons' Tongue

 

[PMotiff]

After returning to college in 2008 I am finally graduating this weekend! I picked up homebrewing this year and can't believe what I've been missing out on for so long. I picked up some old carboys from a co-worker but haven't had the time or money in the last few months to brew anything due to school, work, and a new daughter in the house. I would love to have one of these to help speed the cleaning process so that I can spend more time with my family enjoying great homebrews.

 

[rekoob]

Need to clean carboy's/kegs... because I still didn't win one!

 

[Gunrunner]

I need a carboy cleaner because boys need their toys!

 

[Stik9yne]

Because my mash tun already brings the boys to the yard!

 

[NoNewBeerTax]

Why wouldn't somebody want one!?! They look a hundred times funner then those boring old carboy cleaners. I might even be able to get my kids to clean my carboys.