Homebrewtalk Carboy Cleaner Giveaway

[erniew]

A clean carboy is a happy carboy. Please help me make my carboys happy.

 

[jeffb418]

"A colonoscopy for your carboy!"

Jeff B

 

[Gunrunner]

I am so poor I tried to make beer from the coal in my stocking, what a mess I have to clean, so I really need a carboy cleaner.

 

[smurfjuice]

First, let me say what a WONDERFUL idea this was. How could the Craft brewing nation ever survive this long without this carboy cleaner... Even the
Pilgrims would stand in awe seeing this modern marvel cleaning and disinfecting all their brewing equipment. Even Miles Standish would give it a
wink of praise. Thank you,, thank you for this labor, NO, life saving device..
.... Why is my nose brown.... ..... Jim.

 

[skroob]

I don't like to clean up after myself. This might help.

 

[houndsbreath]

That carboy is a real b!tch to clean. I need this like i need more beer.. badly!

 

[Skagdog]

Right now carboys are troublesome. I just want them to be easy....just like Jay-Z wrote...

'If Ya havin' carboy problems, I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 problems but a carboy ain't one....'

 

[insurgus]

10 carboys, 22 sanke kegs and 54 corny’s. I will push your product to the very edge of its abilities. If they’re able to take the punishment I will dish out to them, they are worthy of the gods. In my care, these carboy cleaners will touch nothing but glass and stainless. Better ship a few extra pads, if you dare.

 

[Stik9yne]

Trade, for my wife, cheaper to maintain and cleans on demand! Especially a free one. Woohoo!

 

[rhinoceroceros]

I am fairly new to homebrewing and,need all the help I can get! I've also gotten some friends to start brewing and after they see me cleaning/disinfecting with this I'm sure you'll sell a few extra units!

 

[gunner65]

I am homeless so this would make my brew day much easier.

 

[cripplecreek]

I need this because I'm a dirty, dirty bird.

 

[bierandbikes]

I am new to homebrewing but based on my research, it appears that leaving the crud around the inside of my carboy would have disastrous consequences to any subsequent beer that I attempt to ferment or condition in said carboy, therefore, a proper cleaning tool would be most beneficial to my fledgling brewery...and my health.

 

[H-ost]

My wife would love you if I won this, she is the only one with hands small enough to fit down that little hole.

 

[rekoob]

Not happy with a full carboy/keg soak and the wire brush bending when using it. The carboy cleaner is just what is needed... and just in time for Christmas!

 

[westcottbrewer]

I'm a one armed brewer so this would certainly make my life easier!:rockin:

 

[johnnychicago]

Could this be used as a riding crop? If so, then I really need one of those.

 

[Bhernandez]

I had wanted to jump into homebrewing but not being able to get me some carboys, my dad decided to hand me down some carboys he used for his "wine" and never decided to clean. So had to borrow my father-in-law's carboy brush and stained it purple, pretty sure he hates me haha. Please save me!

 

[J8D]

Brushes? We don't need no stinking brushes!!!

 

[modobrew]

So I can show the krausen who's the boss!

 

[frailn]

I would like to win a carboy cleaner and use it to clean up wall street from greed and avarice. Then, all the Occupy people will go get jobs at Starbucks or a free-trade gift shop in Portland that sells lots of doo-dads and trinkets that look like birds.

 

[Snicks]

I would like a carboy cleaner becuase I'm sick of bending that stupid brush over and over again trying to reach the krausen line.

 

[PoppinCaps]

I need a carboy cleaner because I never knew I needed a carboy cleaner.

Just like all my other brewing gear I didn't know I "needed".

 

[Mysticmead]

a picture is worth a thousand words...

 

[roylee]

I deserve to win because I'm following the rules and entering with one sentence while many contestants used multiple sentences and a picture is not a sentence although if I were a judge I couldn't help but give it to the little girl anyway and I need to find a way to clean thoroughly clean Betterbottles without scratching them and it is also worth mentioning that I watched the Carboy Cleaner video three times and that alone should merit a prize.

 

[kerant]

Cleaning my carboy
Oh what a joy
Sure would be keener
With a new carboy cleaner
So.. if you would like me to stop writing this trash
Send me my cleaner before I start my next mash
The end

 

[H-ost]

a picture is worth a thousand words...[/IMG]

.... bahahahahahaha...... nice!

 

[jcoxen]

a picture is worth a thousand words...

OK, now that's cheating! (Translation - I wish I'd thought of it!)

 

[laker616]

I need a car boy cleaner to take all the Hop residue off the sides!!! I'm an IPA lover!!
Thank you Victory brewery!!! Hop Devil rocks!!!

 

[Brewenc]

When one of my brew friends find something that works well the rest of us buy one so I win you sell two more.