Homebrewing terms that sound dirty but really aren't

[JeepGuy]

My bung is stuck in the carboy and I'm trying to fish it out.

I've got a gusher.

How much stuff can I put in it and not be against the Rheinsgebot?

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

He used Rice Hulls to keep from getting clogged.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Don't squeeze the bag!

 

[Orpheus]

Just read this and couldn't resist:

My O Ring came off with the first grind.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

hot steam injection

 

[Eastside Brewer]

I am a little confused...... some of the lingo seems to be brewing related. But the majority of what I read seems like a smutty magazine that I might happen upon when volunteering at the church clean up day. Am I missing something you perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!! Asta lasagna... don't get any on yaaa......

 

[Fingers]

My bung is getting hard.

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

My bung is getting hard.

and

don't forget to wet your bung before you insert it... if it's a growler dry it out so you don't break the rim...

 

[RadicalEd]

Come on fellas! I've yet to brew a drop but even I was able to come up with these:

She likes to give my mash a RIMS job.

Two women are a decoction mash.

She still loves me even after she saw my huge wort.

She sparges with my fly.

I keep telling her she needs to relax; just steeping my grains would be fine, but she insists on mashing them!

(It seems like AG just makes it too easy...)

 

[medic_35057]

Finally, my SWMBO and I will be doing some grinding together :cross:

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

I had her blow into my manifold...

I had a big blow off and krausened in her hair...

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Changing the corny o-rings...
Tapped the Blonde tonight...
Good head, nice lacing, smooth finish...