Homebrewing terms that sound dirty but really aren't

[Fiery Sword]

Damn, did that have a good mouthfeel.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Is it supposed to tast THIS salty?

You measure yours with a what?

Gravity sucks!

OG - FG = OMG!!

So, tell me, how many gals can you get into a carboy?

 

[olllllo]

Tossed my hops in with the Irish Moss.

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

I have crud in my diptube.

 

[Orpheus]

"Primin' the corney!"

 

[Cheesefood]

Ok, i just got in my tower, and looked at the female disconnects of the tower, and they don't match up with my ball lock.

Winner.
http://homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=18808

 

[Torchiest]

This was the title of a recent thread: Dumping on the yeast cake. Yikes.

 

[LarMoeCur]

You must sanitize to prevent an infection.

I dry hop in my Carboy

 

[Orpheus]

The title of this thread says it all! I mean if that's really a concern, maybe she should lay off the Mexican the day before!

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=18996

 

[Hopfan]

From your recent posts...





You just need to identify the dirtiness that surrounds you...

Wow, Bird is saving Cheese's topless picture and Lorena's posts. that sounds wrong on so many different levels....

 

[cyberjoey80]

My worts about to boil over..ahhh..its all over my kettle handle and dripping towards my fryer!!

 

[cyberjoey80]

I just grabed my corny and slipped the new, lubed, rubbers on it, and now it's time to pressure test this b$@%h!!

 

[cyberjoey80]

I really need a new hobby

 

[dibby33]

"I always wear latex gloves when handling wet carboys".

..don't we all sweetcheeks!!!

 

[Orpheus]

"Can't talk right now, I'm steeping the grain bag!"

 

[rdwj]

Got this from the Northern Brewer catalog...

Portuguese Floor Corker!

Sounds like something I'd try to talk SWMBO into

 

[RichBrewer]

Got this from the Northern Brewer catalog...

Portuguese Floor Corker!

Sounds like something I'd try to talk SWMBO into

Just don't let her be the one running the corker!

 

[Bills Brew]

I love the smell of a hot steamy wort.

 

[Cheesefood]

Got this from the Northern Brewer catalog...

Portuguese Floor Corker!

Sounds like something I'd try to talk SWMBO into

I tried one on my wife when I got home. She didn't like it very much.

 

[the_bird]

I tried one on my wife when I got home. She didn't like it very much.

You probably didn't use enough K-Y.

 

[Cheesefood]

You probably didn't use enough K-Y.

I wish that were the problem. She didn't appreciate the little portugese guy giving her the reacharound.

 

[Cheesefood]

Has anyone tried this? I'm thinking of getting a 4" thermowell and filling it with some heat conductive grease then inserting the probe.

Congrats, Bobby_M. Your post has revived this thread.

http://homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=22133

 

[Erbium:YAG]

Time to dryhop the porter!

Hey my wife's maiden name is Porter! That's enough!

 

[olllllo]

I rinsed my randall in the hotel's washroom.

{True}

 

[Evan!]

I smacked my pack, and it quickly started to swell. After awhile it swelled so much, I had no choice but to pitch it all...

Now I wonder if I have some kind of infection.

 

[Hopleaf]

I forgot to spread my nutrients and now I've got a nasty case of sputterfuchs.

 

[Brewpastor]

The other clubs abused my box and left it all sticky. They didn't seem to care and didn't even wipe their drippings off the face. It smelled sour and rank. I had to suck all their discharge out with a hose and give everything a good cleaning. (also true)

 

[c.n.budz]

Portuguese Floor Corker!

Sounds like something I'd try to talk SWMBO into

Is that like the Filthy Sanchez or the Angry Pirate or something....

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

The Manifold's pipe clogged, when i blew in it, it got wort all over me and the floor now everything is sticky.

 

[Drunkensatyr]

Is all that green stuff going to cause an infection?

The stopper fell off, so I just had to put my arm in there and get it out.