Homebrew Subdivision

[Scooby_Brew]

I think the sidewalks in Brewtown should be padded with rubber, so it would be easier to crawl home, or take a nap if you need one.

 

[mattmcl]

Or moving sidewalks like in the airport, with lazy boys attached to them.

 

[dantodd]

We could name the north-south streets after hop varieties and the east-west streets after malts.

"I live at the corner of Pilsner and Saaz"

The good news is I hear Detroit is actually almost completely empty already and We'd have our own Baseball, Football, Basketball and of course HOCKEY teams.

 

[Frank]

Can we live in a biosphere? Please say we can live in a biosphere!

Ahhhh I can imagine the smell now!
(exluding the piss, vomit, and other byproducts of excessive beer consumption)

 

[chefchris]

I'm a receiving manager in a warehouse, so I could cover that. We could just set up blanket orders with the vendors, then they could drop off everything once a week.

Any sub par beer could be used to fill the beer jacuzzi in the beer spa. Also, brewhouses with soft floors so no more broken carboys.

Oh, and if we live in a biosphere, we have to designate somebody to be the town drunk ... but instead of being the town drunk ... you're the town's Pauley Shore.


Hey buuuuuudddyyyyyyy.

 

[Julohan]

When one passes out on the street, the cops could put a blanket to cover us. Also, a workout facility with beer bar in it, instead of a smoothie/ nutritional drink bar.

 

[Hambone]

I've got dibs on being the town drunk!

 

[bob1852]

I contribute nothing to this community, except making sure there will ALWAYS be empty kegs and bottles to refill.

You can drop off your full kegs and bottles at the corner of Warrior and Munich, and I'll see to it that they'll be empty in a week or so.

 

[Orangevango]

we should make this in one of the run-down areas of detroit, that way we could all buy up land super cheap and In 20 years after our presence had improved the neighborhood, sell for a big ass profit, and move onto the next slum.

 

[Arneba28]

Guys your missing a critical part here. With all of our beer production we could support the community, 15bbl system in the center of town. Half of the production for our consumption and half for retail. The money would from selling it would pay for the cops, fire dept, town services and the best part, IT WOULD PAY TO HAVE ALL OUR LAWNS MOWED AND DRIVEWAYS SHOVELED

 

[FireNightFly]

I contribute nothing to this community, except making sure there will ALWAYS be empty kegs and bottles to refill.

You can drop off your full kegs and bottles at the corner of Warrior and Munich, and I'll see to it that they'll be empty in a week or so.

Looks like you can fish & I like to eat fish.

 

[Frank]

and the best part, IT WOULD PAY TO HAVE ALL OUR LAWNS MOWED AND DRIVEWAYS SHOVELED

With the biosphere we can have Astroturf lawns and climate control so no driveways need to be shoveled!

 

[McKBrew]

Hell, I can see this being awesome. (Until we started talking politics and got into fistfights).

Fightclub would be more interesting as we could just look in people's windows.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Fightclub would be more interesting as we could just look in people's windows.

I think everyone in Silverdale just closed their blinds.

Town mandate, only bikini clad college girls can pick the hops. Yes, even if she's your daugher. Hey, she ain't MY daughter.

And I stake my claim at the corner lot of the 1.080 block of Vienna Street and 30 IBU Simcoe Place.

The town water tower shall also be fitted with a massive 3 piece airlock.